Hi all, just come back on line after having a computer crash (a real one this time, not like Allan's virus that ate his mouse!).
As Jenny is on line, perhaps she'd like this joke (its very old so you may have heard it).
Doctor talking to patient who is in hospital waking up from an operation: "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we have had to amputate both your legs". "Good god" says the patient, "that is terrible. What is the good news". Doc says, "The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers".
Pam