Ask Me Anything Game: Ask Boss Hogg Anything

[UKDEB]

How is it you're up for "Ask Me Anything", when you never tell me anything?!

Ooh, I've just realised I'm missing a trick here! Prepare yourself for questions!

 

[scottishsue]

How do you like your steaks done?

Laptop or desktop?

Blondes or brunettes?

Can you ride a bike?

Will you be glad when this is all over? (I'm dreading mine !!)

Do you like your own company, or do you prefer lots of people round you?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Did you only buy me flowers today because of this thread?
If not, why did you buy them today for the first time in about 15 months?
Why are you still looking?
Do you think we will still be speaking after this week's "Ask Me Anything"?
If we're not still speaking will you still be friends with Little Matt?
Have we made enough money from our eBay listings this week for me to give up work?
If not, what is your next big money-making scheme to allow me to give up work?
Why didn't you buy me jewellery today?

No not at all what do you take me for!

Coz they were going cheap and the guy who sold 'em me told me they get me some

Coz you're still typing!

Not too sure, more flowers help?

Not aware I was friends with him now, it is more a teacher/pupil relationship and not one of the sordid ones like on Little Britain

No sorry sweetie!

Win big at the races tomorrow and sell my body on the streets! And if that doesn't work LITERALLY sell my body, I hear kidneys are in high demand at the moment

I would only have got the wrong thing!

 

[Boss Hogg]

How is it you're up for "Ask Me Anything", when you never tell me anything?!

Ooh, I've just realised I'm missing a trick here! Prepare yourself for questions!

Dunno

 

[Boss Hogg]

How do you like your steaks done?

Laptop or desktop?

Blondes or brunettes?

Can you ride a bike?

Will you be glad when this is all over? (I'm dreading mine !!)

Do you like your own company, or do you prefer lots of people round you?

Medium rare - yum yum!!

I use a laptop most of the time, Deb tends to use our Mac (both are in the lounge which makes it easy) and occasionally we use our desktop PC for things.

Tricky one, depends on who it is, but on balance probably brunettes, as I can think of more famous Brunettes than Blondes.

Yes, and wheelie it and bunny hop it - I am THAT mature

It's not as bad as thought it might be.

Bit of both really, I do like my own company at some times, but I love a party - especially if it has a happy atmosphere

 

[scottishsue]

Is there any question you dread anyone asking, and if so what?
(I'm enjoying this by the way.... incase you hadn't noticed) !!

 

[Boss Hogg]

Is there any question you dread anyone asking, and if so what?
(I'm enjoying this by the way.... incase you hadn't noticed) !!

No nothing at all - you must think I was born yesterday!

 

[ely3857]

Do you have an Ipod/MP3 player?

If so how many songs are listed?

And what did you last listen to?



Jodie

 

[saratogagirl]

ok I'm back, Ian is clean and shaven and I've been for a in the garden, joking

ebay !

did you know its ten pence listing day tomorrow

what have you been selling this week

as you have decided that when you are a multi millionnaire you are going to ditch your friends and buy new, might you put me and Ian on ebay to make a bit more cash ? what will your reserve for us be ?

 

[crispywelsh]

where in the world is it 5.00 at the moment

 

[Boss Hogg]

Do you have an Ipod/MP3 player?

If so how many songs are listed?

And what did you last listen to?



Jodie

Yes we have 2 iPods;

1 has 3040 songs and 1824 photos, the other, 3040 songs and 6627 photos.

Playing on it as we speak is Eminem - Superman. It is on shuffle.

 

[Boss Hogg]

ok I'm back, Ian is clean and shaven and I've been for a in the garden, joking

ebay !

did you know its ten pence listing day tomorrow

what have you been selling this week

as you have decided that when you are a multi millionnaire you are going to ditch your friends and buy new, might you put me and Ian on ebay to make a bit more cash ? what will your reserve for us be ?

Are you exhausted now?

Yes I did.

Some old Evo magazines, a CD we have twice, and old PSP game, some broken GHD straighteners, a bag Deb no longer wants and som Coors Poker chips. Check 'em out and grab yourself a bargain

Could do, I think 99p to try and get some early interest and try and reach a tenner (or fifteen the pair!)

 

[crispywelsh]

why is it that the tipi man won't answer Jules when she asks him what will be in the tipi, is it because he is psychic and knows that you really want to be in a tent ?

 

[Boss Hogg]

where in the world is it 5.00 at the moment

Somewhere!!

 

[ely3857]

1 has 3040 songs and 1824 photos, the other, 3040 songs and 6627 photos.

Are the 3040 songs a duplicate of each other or just a coincidence?



Jodie

 

[Boss Hogg]

where in the world is it 5.00 at the moment

AND it is ALWAYS 5 'o'clock here!

 

[crispywelsh]

should we bring silver or gold tequila to Kevs meet

 

[crispywelsh]

have you ever smoked a chocolate cigar from the cigar shop at Westside, if not would you like one

 

[tony64]

How many Margaritas do you need before we sing If I had a Million Dollars at the GGG

 

[scottishsue]

Do you type with one finger, or can you touch type?

Have you always lived in Gloucester?

Can I gatecrash the GGG meet?