Ask Me Anything Game: Ask Boss Hogg Anything

[Boss Hogg]

Hi Matt

Crikey, it's a good job I am having a quiet day, it has taken me ages to catch up on this thread. Sorry for not getting over to ask questions sooner, Matt.

How old were you the first time you got drunk?

How old were you the first time you went in a pub?

Did you have a fake ID?

Which song describes you?

Which band would you have liked to see but will now never get the chance?

Is orange your favourite colour?!

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team and why?

Laur's

Don't worry about it, I seem to have been kept occupied!

Can't remember precisely, but around 15 I think;

Around 9 with my parents I would think, and 14 on my own;

No;

Easy Lover! Hello laydees

More an artist than a band, Johnny Cash;

Not unless it is on a Hooters girl's hot-pants

Murdoch, coz he was mad as a fish

 

[Boss Hogg]

Following on with this theme...

How old were you when you first

What is your biggest regret in life?

If Deb ran someone over would you give her a false alibi?

17 I think.

Not working harder at school.

Yes as long as it wasn't me

 

[Boss Hogg]

Hey matt, congrats on the tags!

Are you happy that I helped you to get your first tags?

Will you bow down in my greatness?

And a final silly question, when was your last ?

LOL, obviously you don't HAVE to answer every question in this thread you know!!

As previously stated, it is the happiest day of my life

Shouldn't have thought so! Don't forget young Padawan, I am the original and I am the Master

As I am typing

 

[Boss Hogg]

oh yes he does

Trust you - will you get your mind out of the gutter!

 

[Boss Hogg]

Oh come on, I don't get credit for anything! May I remind you that it was ME that got the tag fairy over here to give your tags Mister!

Bow down, go on, you know it's the right thing to do!

See my later response young man!

 

[Boss Hogg]

Now who is letting it go to their head????

Yes but it is TRUE!!

 

[pokemon_master]

Shouldn't have thought so! Don't forget young Padawan, I am the original and I am the Master

 

[scottishsue]

Do you prefer a shower or a bath?

Do you really like a lot of attention from the ladies? (be honest now)

 

[Boss Hogg]

Do you prefer a shower or a bath?

Do you really like a lot of attention from the ladies? (be honest now)

Shower, never have a bath;

It is a burden Sue, but one I am prepared to bear. If gazing at me or talking to me brings a little ray of light to a womans day, then I am glad to help

 

[saratogagirl]

what can I do to stop Ian coming home in his manky work clothes and then sitting down to catch up on all your replys, instead of washing, changing and having a glass of wine with me in the garden?

 

[Boss Hogg]

what can I do to stop Ian coming home in his manky work clothes and then sitting down to catch up on all your replys, instead of washing, changing and having a glass of wine with me in the garden?

Nothing - it is too compelling. You could bribe him with a bit of Not sure whether promising him it or not, is the best way roound though

 

[saratogagirl]

Nothing - it is too compelling. You could bribe him with a bit of Not sure whether promising him it or not, is the best way roound though

what in the garden ?

 

[Boss Hogg]

what in the garden ?

Whatever floats you boat love!

 

[scottishsue]

Are you honestly enjoying all these people asking you about ??

Do you get shocked or upset easily?

What side of the bed do you sleep?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Are you honestly enjoying all these people asking you about ??

Do you get shocked or upset easily?

What side of the bed do you sleep?

Doesn't bother me at all, as long as they don't mind the answers.

Not really.

Right side.

 

[tony64]

Will your followers allow you enough time to post some entries for this weeks comp?

 

[tony64]

Right side.

is there a wrong side?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Will your followers allow you enough time to post some entries for this weeks comp?

Got to hope so. More an issue of having time to decide which ones! I have an idea for one, it's just the other.

 

[Boss Hogg]

is there a wrong side?

Guess not really, unless I've upset Deb and then there definitely is

 

[UKDEB]

Did you only buy me flowers today because of this thread?
If not, why did you buy them today for the first time in about 15 months?
Why are you still looking?
Do you think we will still be speaking after this week's "Ask Me Anything"?
If we're not still speaking will you still be friends with Little Matt?
Have we made enough money from our eBay listings this week for me to give up work?
If not, what is your next big money-making scheme to allow me to give up work?
Why didn't you buy me jewellery today?