Ask Me Anything Game: Ask Boss Hogg Anything

[Boss Hogg]

hhhhhhm what to ask, what to ask (clicks fingers in an evil genius type style)

Mr Matt,

Kylie in THAT Agent Provocoteur advert or Beyonce doing that hoochy dance in Crazy in Love?

You've never been chatted up? Ok, the ever smooth George Clooney siddles up to you, offers you a drink, a trip on his yacht and then raises his eyebrow in that special Clooney-esque way. What do you do?

What style of dance are you the undisputed world champion at?

Who do you want to be Rocky or Rambo?

You boast about your height sir. How tall are you?

Guilty pleasure song?

Which Dis-sers have you not met or seen photos of but want to meet/see?

Could you mow my lawn for me?

What's the best meal the sainted Deb makes?

I grant you the gift of telepathy - whose brain do you want to get in to?

I grant you the gift of shape changing. Who's body do you inhabit for a day?

Fave sweetie as a kiddie?

Fave sweetie now?

Wondered when you'd turn up
Kylie by a country mile, if we are talking about THAT ad!

Not that I can remember. Take the drink, or two if he'll spring for some more and then run away very fast!!

Dance - the "I've got no rhythm" one

Rambo, like the headgear!

Didn't boast about it, just like it. About 6ft2.

Not sure I know what a guilty pleasure song is! Odd one I like - Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John - does that count?

Naturally your good self! After you everyone else would be a let down!

No mow it yourself you lazy sod.

Everything she makes is very very good. She always make everything from scratch as well, so at least the food I eat is healthy even if my drinking habit may not be. She makes some truly wonderful things - her curries are good as are chillis. But I would say her roast dinners are probably my fave, or steak.

How about George Bush's brain, interested to see what he is really like.

Body, hmmm tricky. Someone buffed - Bernard Manning maybe.

Fave sweetie as a kiddie - space invaders.

Now - dark chocolate.

 

[crispywelsh]

I'm good to thanks Matt.

best margarita you've ever had ?

 

[Boss Hogg]

What are you drinking now?



Jodie

A glass of Rioja.

 

[Boss Hogg]

I'm good to thanks Matt.

best margarita you've ever had ?

Easy - my own! Nobody else does them the way I like 'em

 

[saratogagirl]

are you going to make me a margarita soon ?? pretty please at Kevs meet

 

[UKDEB]

Kylie by a country mile, if we are talking about THAT ad!

The ad you dowloaded about 20 times a day for about 6 months? The HISTORY feature never lies!

 

[Boss Hogg]

are you going to make me a margarita soon ?? pretty please at Kevs meet

Bring some tequila and I'll make you as many as you like! Did you have any here or did we not do them?

 

[saratogagirl]

I will bring the tequila most definately, not I think have always gotten to drunk to move onto margaritas at yours !

 

[UKDEB]

Are you ever going to put on Great British Menu, or are you just going to answer these ruddy questions all night?

 

[scottishsue]

What was your favourite programme as a child?

Do you have any pet hates?

Do you prefer going to parties, or having a cozy evening at home with Deb?

If you were able to duet with someone famous, who would it be and why?

Who's the best photographer - you or Deb?

Do you wear any jewellery (e.g. chains, rings etc)?

 

[florida sun]

Right Matt

Apologies if any of these have been asked already as I havent had time to read them all:

Favorite Aftershave??

Favorite Take Away ???

If you were invisable for the day what would you do???

Do you play the lottery and have you ever won??

Do you support any football team???

 

[Boss Hogg]

What was your favourite programme as a child?

Do you have any pet hates?

Do you prefer going to parties, or having a cozy evening at home with Deb?

If you were able to duet with someone famous, who would it be and why?

Who's the best photographer - you or Deb?

Do you wear any jewellery (e.g. chains, rings etc)?

Thomas the Tank Engine;
Our daughters not keeping their rooms tidy;
Cozy evening at home everytime;
Larry the Cable Guy - reckon it would be a laugh, and we like to have a laugh;
Me of course!
Wedding ring and nothing else.

 

[Boss Hogg]

Right Matt

Apologies if any of these have been asked already as I havent had time to read them all:

Favorite Aftershave??

Favorite Take Away ???

If you were invisable for the day what would you do???

Do you play the lottery and have you ever won??

Do you support any football team???

Hi Sue, no - not been asked any of these as yet.
Fave aftershave at the moment is Vera Wang, also like Cerrutti;
Take-away - Indian;
Steal a load of money
Yes every week, both on our own and in syndicates. Most we've ever won was about £80 I think;
No don't like football.

 

[crispywelsh]

Mattster,
What 5 things would you put in room 101?

 

[florida sun]

Ok then Matt

Im buying you an Indian meal, what would you like???

My favorite park is Epcot, what is yours???

Whats the very first thing you do when you arrive in Florida???

Are you good at remembering birthdays/Anniversary etc??

If your in a shop and the person in front of you is slightly short by a few pence to pay for their shopping, would you offer to help them out??

Do you shop online??

 

[ely3857]

Do you always sit in the same chair/seat in your living room?

Do you have a special mug/glass just for your use at home?

Slippers, Socks or bare feet?



Jodie

 

[scottishsue]

Are you afraid of anything?

How many lessons did it take for you to pass your driving test?

Are you going to ask me as many questions as I am asking you? (I hope not !!)

Would you regard yourself as tall, dark and handsome?

How old are your children and what are their names?

Are you going to send me a "trial" of your special Maragaritas?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Mattster,
What 5 things would you put in room 101?

Traffic Wardens
Speed limits
Pub opening hours
Duty on drink
My mortgage

 

[Boss Hogg]

Ok then Matt

Im buying you an Indian meal, what would you like???

My favorite park is Epcot, what is yours???

Whats the very first thing you do when you arrive in Florida???

Are you good at remembering birthdays/Anniversary etc??

If your in a shop and the person in front of you is slightly short by a few pence to pay for their shopping, would you offer to help them out??

Do you shop online??

Chicken Tikka and Bombay Aloo;
EPCOT also;
Normally go to the villa and drop off the luggage - check the jacuzzi works and turn it on, then go to the Supermarket and stock up, then relax in a warm jacuzzi with a cold drink;
Quite good, but don't test me on it;
Probably yes, I am quite a nice chap;
Yes do quite a bit, easier than going out into the real world

 

[Boss Hogg]

Do you always sit in the same chair/seat in your living room?

Do you have a special mug/glass just for your use at home?

Slippers, Socks or bare feet?



Jodie

Yes always sit in the same place on the sofa;
No not really, tend to use the same glasses but they are not "mine"
Usually flip-flops or bare feet.