Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[UKDEB]

Flippin' 'eck you lot! I spend one day actually working for a change and it takes me all evening to catch up! Don't you know I have moderating duties I should be attending to?

OK, so I have some questions for you, Caroley.

Can't you just put all these men out of their misery and them all senseless? (Well, except for mini-Matt - that would be plain wrong). Thanks to the Tonester for the re-branded smilie, btw.

More importantly, me, Jules or Joh? (Jules, love - you're in with a shout - she hasn't met you . ). (For the avoidance of doubt, that's to say she's met me and Joh, so we're definitely out, not that she wouldn't want to if she'd met you). Hole. Dig. Deeper. Re-arrange these words into a well-know phrase...

What are you going to do with Matt once you've got him zipped up in that tent? On second thoughts, maybe that's one to keep to yourself.

 

[UKDEB]

Carol being a travel agent can you find a camp site in wales with a nice B&B for the Churchills , Stringers ..........................& Bucklands

Aha! So I can see what you and Theresa are going to be up to all night.

 

[carolfoy]

Carol being a travel agent can you find a camp site in wales with a nice B&B for the Churchills , Stringers ..........................& Bucklands

sorry they have all heard about you lot and will be forcing you to camp
actually I think Jules is best placed to do some research, or my friend Lizzie who I shall be visiting over Easter weekend

I've just had an awful thought though - is this still planned for august? I shall be in Canada!

any chance of end july?

 

[saratogagirl]

Deb - I dont know whether to take the pig

No worries with Matt in a tent with me honey, I would just kip on him, zipped up or not, bet he'd love my snoring

 

[carolfoy]

Tony an excellent translation of the true meaning of Ging Gang Gooley, I am proud of you.

I would also like to add that I dont wee in buckets, I make my wees before bed, and then if I need to go wake Ian up to accompany me to the toilet block. Carol will it be ok to wake you up to accompany me ?

I also dont need to be slapped to stop snuggling you Matt, a gentle prod will suffice !!

Carol have you ever had vodka jelly would you like some ??

I love vodka jelly - even made it for a kids tea party once by accident, luckily realised before too many of them went to sleep, it was a nice easy party though.
can we have the vod and orange ones at the GGG?
and I like gin and strawberry too!

 

[saratogagirl]

I think end of July is a good option, as the Stringers and Churchills will be in WDW August I believe, so end of July is good, all tohether now - yes Jules we would all like ned of July, come on Matt - you know it makes sense

 

[saratogagirl]

vodka and orange is not a worry, your wish is us Welsh peoples command..

Not done gin before but will have a go

 

[wilma-bride]

I think end of July is a good option, as the Stringers and Churchills will be in WDW August I believe, so end of July is good, all tohether now - yes Jules we would all like ned of July, come on Matt - you know it makes sense

Sounds good to me - means our annual BBQ at the end of August can go ahead too then, without any worries of it clashing

 

[Boss Hogg]

I think end of July is a good option, as the Stringers and Churchills will be in WDW August I believe

At the moment computer says NO! Stringers are going, but without us. Unless Carol can find us the deal of the century on a pair of flights!

 

[saratogagirl]

Dont want to hijack Carols thread anymore so I will start a new thread tomorrow suggesting end of July and then start looking in to some suitable locations that will please though of us who want to rough it and those who want a bed and a loo !!

 

[carolfoy]

Evening Mrs - thought I might try and get a word in with all these gobby fellas

Here are my last questions for today - beware, though, my husband is away for 2 days from tomorrow so I will have LOADS of time to DIS

Where's nice this time of year?

Have all the male members of the DIS suddenly got hugely opinionated - or have they always been like that?

Inspired by Half Ton Hospital, how fat would you have to get before you thought 'Enough is enough'

Favourite ice-cream flavour?

Who makes your heart beat faster?

Favourite song at the moment?

Should Billy the Wand be arrested immediately?

If he'd made you a balloon model, what would it have been?

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

What time do you think the others will leave you alone so you can eat and sleep

I know Joh - they don't shut up do they?
everywheres nice no seriously if I could go to the caribbean or maldives that'd be good!
I think they's all a bit testosteroney today - must be feeling like young bucks after the weekend!
I'm trying to watch that too - terrible isn't it? but to answer probably 2 stone ago
ice cream is Phish Food but that could change any minute!
at the mo, my friends brother Mark (diagnosed as a sex addict )
fave song this week is kasabians shoot the runner but that will probably change again tomorrow!
Nah - he needs rehabilitation preferably well away from kids
he'd have made me a life size balloon version of Matt!
weight or complete personality transplant!
I have no idea - my pelvic floor is getting a good workout though as I'm terrified to go to the loo in case I get too far behind on my questions

 

[carolfoy]

will you smoke with me at the Ging Gang Gooley ?

There is no need to have Joh in with you in the tent, not on my account, I am harmless, I just drink, smoke, sing, chatter and then fall asleep on Churchill people ....

I may smoke, I may not, I have been smokefree for 3 months so may deserve a treat by then!
I can do the drinking, smoking, chatter but sing? unfortunately my Welsh Genes didn't pass that talent on!

 

[carolfoy]

Flippin' 'eck you lot! I spend one day actually working for a change and it takes me all evening to catch up! Don't you know I have moderating duties I should be attending to?

OK, so I have some questions for you, Caroley.

Can't you just put all these men out of their misery and them all senseless? (Well, except for mini-Matt - that would be plain wrong). Thanks to the Tonester for the re-branded smilie, btw.

More importantly, me, Jules or Joh? (Jules, love - you're in with a shout - she hasn't met you . ). (For the avoidance of doubt, that's to say she's met me and Joh, so we're definitely out, not that she wouldn't want to if she'd met you). Hole. Dig. Deeper. Re-arrange these words into a well-know phrase...

What are you going to do with Matt once you've got him zipped up in that tent? On second thoughts, maybe that's one to keep to yourself.

you're all completely mad!!!
I'm dying for the loo
I'm not sure I should after all, you Joh and theresa may never live it down
and as for you, Jules or Joh? of course all of you, (its been a long time Deb so any port in a storm!)
Matt will be smoking the bong pipe and preaching tales of love and wisdom!

 

[carolfoy]

Aha! So I can see what you and Theresa are going to be up to all night.

yeek TMI Tony, TMI!

its your fault for the 're-branding!'

 

[carolfoy]

At the moment computer says NO! Stringers are going, but without us. Unless Carol can find us the deal of the century on a pair of flights!

have been looking all day for some other DISsers! its mad at the mo, so expensive! whoever says Florida is getting less popular ought to inform the airlines.

p.s. Jules, yay! start another GGG thread, I'll put in for a monday off work and make it a long weekend.

 

[Boss Hogg]

he'd have made me a life size balloon version of Matt!

Don't think his balloons looked long enough

 

[jen_uk]

Don't think his balloons looked long enough

I thought Deb looked liked a happy woman!

 

[jen_uk]

Can you freeze anti-freeze?

Wood or laminate kitchen?

Are you scared of spiders?

Who let the dogs out?

Friends or will & Grace?

What time do you get up in the morning?

Will Tracy Barlow be convicted?

Did Charlie deserve it?

Why doesn't Deirdre ever blink?

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

Have you ever punched anyone?

What is in your fridge?

 

[carolfoy]

Can you freeze anti-freeze?

Wood or laminate kitchen?

Are you scared of spiders?

Who let the dogs out?

Friends or will & Grace?

What time do you get up in the morning?

Will Tracy Barlow be convicted?

Did Charlie deserve it?

Why doesn't Deirdre ever blink?

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

Have you ever punched anyone?

What is in your fridge?

Hi Hon, I hope you had a lovely anniversary meal, did you notice how this lot are tormenting me? I'm scared to leave my computer in case the pages of unanswered questions pile up too much.
right, here we go....

no - that's why its anti-freeze

wood or laminate? do you mean the floor? my kitchen is real wood but the floor is laminate (which wasn't done by me - I would have had real wood even though its a pig to clean)

nope - not scared per se - I just don't like them if they dare to come into my house they get squished! (we have special squishthespider slippers)

I did - I hope they all get run over

friends every time - I love it, I have all the videos and can quote whole episodes (v, v sad!)

I get up at 7:15, quick shower, teeth and toilet, get Callum up , quick change straighten hair, out the door, drop Call to mums and leave for work - we're regimented in the morning and our routine is set in stone

ooh, Tracy - I don't know but I'm gripped by the storyline - I love Corrie

Definately not - he's too hot! I'd give him one

I don't know but what is going on with her neck? she looks like a turkey!

yes - I've seen one bless it

yes - I used to box for Devon and Cornwall Amateur boxing association ladies division so I punched people twice a week for fun! but never through temper

I went shopping last night so I'll try and remember:
Low fat greek yogurt
selection of nuts, seeds, dried fruits
cheese
Ham for Callums lunchbox
butter for same
champagne
dry white wine
about 4 different cartons of juice
vodka
sausage rolls for Callums snacks
corn on the cob, mushrooms, red pepper, leeks and a carton of covent garden mushroom soup

 

[saratogagirl]

morning !!

do your digits hurt ?