As an ADULT, would you pee in a pool?

[ChrisnSteph]

I can't pee in a pool - it's psychologically impossible for me to do it! Plus it's gross. I have a phobia of public pools because of this. And those with swim-up bars -

My kids don't pee in the pool either. Makes me proud.

 

[tiggersmom2]

Tips for peeing in the pool...

1) Keep moving. It's kinda like walking and peeing at the same time. It can be done.
2) While your moving, kick your legs/feet to speed up the mixing process.
3) Don't have that "I'm peeing" look on your face. It's a dead giveaway.
4) Don't ever admit to it.


(ooops, too late for number 4. I mean number 1, ummm, tip number 4)

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Tips for peeing in the pool...

1) Keep moving. It's kinda like walking and peeing at the same time. It can be done.
2) While your moving, kick your legs/feet to speed up the mixing process.
3) Don't have that "I'm peeing" look on your face. It's a dead giveaway.
4) Don't ever admit to it.


(ooops, too late for number 4. I mean number 1, ummm, tip number 4)

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