Oh, yeah, they're out there...
The "important de-planers" or whatever they called them are the ones who were pushing me down the aisle on a flight a couple of months ago. I had had to store my laptop bag overhead because the seat configuration didn't allow it underneath the seat in front of me. Since I was getting pushed from behind, I made the terrible decision to just grab the bag with one arm. About thought I re-tore the rotator cuff that I had operated on last year. (yes, my fault for not holding up the line further to use two hands like I should have, but the next passenger was pressing her body against my whole back/backside so I tried to get out of the way.)