Are you a psychopath?

[Grumpy John]

I am with Kilted-Yank.

Of course all men are perfect!

My better half things I am perfect, thats why we have been married 30 years

Or is it because I take her to work, pick her up from work, wash up, do the washing, cut the grass, clean the car, do the hoovering, put out the bins.

But she says she loves me and that I am the perfect man for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!