Anyone watching Ben the Bachelor tonight? - NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[Robinrs]

Blakely is not just a plain cocktail waitress. She's a VIP cocktail waitress.

Is that code for stripper?

Sorry, I'm still looking for the Adam's apple, I swear Blakely used to be BLAKE.

 

[kimmar067]

Looooove Cawfee Tawk!! I used to think EVERYONE spoke like that until I moved south of the MD line...

....I can't TELL you how many times the WDW CM's make fun of us when we order 'CAW-fee' at the end of a meal!

 

[Magic Mom]

I'm confused. Have any of these girls ever actually watched this show before? Are they unsure of how other girls act on a group date?

 

[Robinrs]

....I can't TELL you how many times the WDW CM's make fun of us when we order 'CAW-fee' at the end of a meal!

I get it DAILY. fuhGETaboutIT.

 

[Imzadi]

....well, hell's bells, that's not very nice...

Heck, I'd give you the extra bacon I pulled out. They put 3 strips in each half of the sandwich. That's way too much bacon for me.

 

[kimmar067]

I'm confused. Have any of these girls ever actually watched this show before? Are they unsure of how other girls act on a group date?

....can you say "ditz" ??

 

[ebtbmom]

. . . and you gals know this how???

Gotta pay for all those trips to the World somehow!

 

[kimmar067]

Gotta pay for all those trips to the World somehow!

 

[Imzadi]

Sorry, I'm still looking for the Adam's apple, I swear Blakely used to be BLAKE.

She reminds me of Elizabetta from DWTS. remember when she pushed Val off his feet? Maybe they are the same person?

 

[Imzadi]

I'm confused. Have any of these girls ever actually watched this show before? Are they unsure of how other girls act on a group date?

Maybe that was part of the criteria.

Interview question:
Did you see last season with (boring) Ben on the show? NO? You're IN!!!

 

[ebtbmom]

That's way too much bacon for me.

I'm sorry, I'm distracted by this statement. Could you please explain how there can ever be too much bacon?

 

[kimmar067]

I get it DAILY. fuhGETaboutIT.

....igotchaback....

 

[Robinrs]

She reminds me of Elizabetta from DWTS. remember when she pushed Val off his feet? Maybe they are the same person?

I sort of boycott DWTS but I do remember she's George Clooney's french ex. Enough reason for me to HATE HER!!

 

[Magic Mom]

I think Jennifer is pretty. SHe matches up with him well. Blakely looks like she would wrap him in a cocoon while he slept and drain his blood.

 

[kimmar067]

....well, Blakely's bathing suit is cute.

 

[Robinrs]

....igotchaback....

Word.

 

[kimmar067]

I sort of boycott DWTS but I do remember she's George Clooney's french ex. Enough reason for me to HATE HER!!

....works for me.

 

[robinb]

Heck, I'd give you the extra bacon I pulled out. They put 3 strips in each half of the sandwich. That's way too much bacon for me.

Is there really such a thing as "too much bacon" ?!?!

 

[kimmar067]

Is there really such a thing as "too much bacon" ?!?!

....nevah!

 

[Imzadi]

I'm sorry, I'm distracted by this statement. Could you please explain how there can ever be too much bacon?

Umm, they put in those extra strips for YOU.