Anyone watching Ben the Bachelor tonight? - NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[Magic Mom]

ew, his moobs are jiggley. Not an attractive look in a harness.

 

[Robinrs]

oooh lets play a drinking game. Every time Courtney says "winning" we take a drink. In about ten minutes we'll all be too plastered to care that she is demon spawn and he has the emotional intelligence and appeal of a tree sloth.

WINNING

That cliche is so old and had... maybe this was filmed before Charlie Sheen proved it really meant LOSING.

This show is like watching paint dry.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Just to be clear, the point of this date is to see if she will break the law for him?

I realize the "no tresspassing" sign is a prop, but did she? If she had refused to trespass, would he have sent her packing too?

OMG, best line of the night! Apparently Ben has a secret daredevil side to him and the only true TRUE way to find love is to put each of these girls into death defying situations.

 

[Imzadi]

Well, if we looked away everytime he sucked face with one his girls, we'd miss abotu 90% of the show! Why is he so kissy with everyone?

This is his only chance ever to kiss so many girls.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

This is his only chance ever to kiss so many girls.

Ya got that right! In the real world, these girls wouldn't have given him a second glance.

 

[Imzadi]

OMG, best line of the night! Apparently Ben has a secret daredevil side to him and the only true TRUE way to find love is to put each of these girls into death defying situations.

He want's to be Brad Jr. Maybe we will find out in a future episode that Ben's in therapy, too.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

He want's to be Brad Jr. Maybe we will find out in a future episode that Ben's in therapy, too.

Oh please, he, Brad and Ashley all probably share the SAME therapist.

 

[Magic Mom]

That cliche is so old and had... maybe this was filmed before Charlie Sheen proved it really meant LOSING.

This show is like watching paint dry.

She was probably a Sheen groupie. And by groupie I mean *****.

 

[Imzadi]

Oh please, he, Brad and Ashley all probably share the SAME therapist.

Group rate!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Aw, I like Jennifer. She seems sincere and normal.

And Ben keeps saying he likes these outdoorsy girls who are flexible and understanding. Um, ya, so why is he keeping Courtney then? She's the antithesis to that in every way.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Group rate!

Well, it's clear that ABC has been downsizing the show so...

 

[Imzadi]

Aw, I like Jennifer. She seems sincere and normal.

And Ben keeps saying he likes these outdoorsy girls who are flexible and understanding. Um, ya, so why is he keeping Courtney then? She's the antithesis to that in every way.

She caught a fish. That's enough reason to keep her.

 

[phorsenuf]

HEY! Down in front!

 

[robinb]

Is it me, or is Ben a really LOUD kisser? The "smacking" noise is really grossing me out.

No, it's not just you. He makes the most horrible slurping noises when he kisses .

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Wow, it's almost like Jennifer brought out some shred of personality in Ben. Amazing.

 

[Magic Mom]

Run Jennifer...run far far away. Ben is a creepy creep. He will hurt you and his hair will leave a greasy film on all your pillow cases.

 

[robinb]

OMG, best line of the night! Apparently Ben has a secret daredevil side to him and the only true TRUE way to find love is to put each of these girls into death defying situations.

Hey ... it worked for Jake and Vienna .

 

[Imzadi]

I wouldn't be surprised of one of the production assistants hooked a fish they brought with them, onto Courtney's fishing line.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

I wouldn't be surprised of one of the production assistants hooked a fish they brought with them, onto Courtney's fishing line.

Are you implying that Courtney doesn't have any skills? Well, apart from sucking in her top lip repeatedly.

 

[Jeafl]

Run Jennifer...run far far away. Ben is a creepy creep. He will hurt you and his hair will leave a greasy film on all your pillow cases.

OMG! I actually snorted when I read that!

CouRtney looks like she had a cleft palate at one time or something. Maybe plastic surgery gone wrong???