Any Weird Al fans?

[RitaZ.]

DH told me about Weird Al's "Ebay" song, we bought it from iTunes and it's so funny. Weird Al was one of the performers at my WDW Grad Nite (back in 1984) and it was a lot of fun to watch him perform. I think he is hilarious!

Anyway, here are the lyrics to Weird Al's "Ebay" song.


Weird Al Yankovic
Title: Ebay
Album: Poodle Hat

to the tune of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

Yeah

A used... pink bathrobe, a rare ... mint snow glob
A Smurf ... TV tray, I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap, shows up in bubble wrap
most every day, what I bought on eBay

Tell me why ( I need another pet rock), Tell me why (I got that ALF alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee), They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack, Just check ... my feed back
"A+++" they all say, they love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag), Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I never met in Norway, found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you, with two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya. As long as I've got the dough!
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes, sell me ... you'll watch please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...) I AM HIGHEST BIDDER! now

(Junk keeps coming in the mall, from that world-wide garage sell) (Hey a Dukes of Hazard ashtray), oh yeah ... (I bought on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) (Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr Dre, found it on eBay) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don't know why ... That kind of stuff you'd throw away) (I'll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay ....

 

[SusieJane]

I love Weird Al.

 

[gepetto]

my kids love him.

 

[Grog]

That's hilarious! I haven't heard that song yet

 

[KarenB]

My teen DSs think he is great!

 

[cuterlt]

DH loves him. He's ok for me.... I did take my DH to his concert here a month or so ago. He puts on a great concert.... You should see him in person if you can.
And I, personally, being an ebay fiend, love his ebay song.

 

[Mickey527]

I love Weird Al, and so do my boys wo are now 20, 24, and 26.
I remember a long long time ago when we took a hike at one of our State Parks. We brought along the tape player and a few of his "best of" tapes. We got lost in the park, but it sure was fun listening to his rendition of "Nature trail to Hell" It made getting lost almost fun.
My ex husband took my youngest to see him in concert when Chris was 10 years old. My son who is now 20 still has the autographed hat and picture hanging on his wall. He couldn't believe how nice Weird Al was to him when he went to the back dressing room to meet him. His father couldn't go there but the guards brought all the young kids in. (And don't any of you start thinking Michael Jackson)
I saw the other day that Weird Al had another CD out but I just haven't been able to get out to the store to pick it up. But now that I see one of the songs I guess I have to get out there and pick it up quickly before my boys do.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

DBF and I get a kick out of him.Our favorite is the spook on Avril Lavigne and the various polkas

 

[helenabear]

I happen to love Wierd Al as well! Even managed to see him once in concet His stuff is just so funny

 

[CourtasanSatine]

the spoof polkas are a hoot

 

[RitaZ.]

We got lost in the park, but it sure was fun listening to his rendition of "Nature trail to Hell" It made getting lost almost fun.

LOL. I have never heard that one, sounds hilarious.

Ok, here is another one (I can't help myself). It's too funny!



Trash Day
by Al Yankovic (It is a parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.)


NOTE: Lyrics in ITALICS were sung by a female voice.
NOTE: "***" represent a sound effect similar to throwing up (twice).

Lyrics:

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)
So rotten here (here, here, here)
So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)
Oh

It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay (uh)
Even though the garbage I knew would reek
(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then, um, I'm takin'
Birthday cake 'n'
(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon
Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'
Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'
She's naggin'
"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor" (uh)
"Is that too much to ask you for?" (oh)

But I see no reason why
Can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)
And now garbage is piled up high
And buddy, you should see the flies
I said ...

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose, oh
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Oh, boy there's a lot in here (a lot)
And every day it grows
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Make ya wanna throw up

Look at all this garbage I keep generatin'
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers
It so bad the roaches wearin' slippers

Warm, (uh) sweaty (uh) clothes piled up in this joint
Stand up by themselves at this point
It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie
I wipe my feet before I go outside

I wonder what crawled in here and died
(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified
But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends
Like, "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"
Oh

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose, oh
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Oh, look what we got in here (now what?)
Let's watch it decompose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)

Make ya wanna throw up
With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a ***
Make me wanna throw up
It makes ya wanna ***, just makes ya wanna ***
Oh

Some Lysol, some Comet
I got a mop and it's got your name on it
(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it
(Oh) Unless you gonna do it

Careful not to (eh?) breathe the fumes
Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom
Oh

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose, oh
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Oh, it's gone to pot in here (to pot)
Bring out the firehose, oh
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)

Make ya wanna throw up
With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a ***
Make me wanna throw up
Give a little bit a ***, and a tiny bit a ***

Make ya wanna throw up
Mix a little bit a *** with a molecule a ***
Make me wanna throw up
It makes me wanna *** (aw, eww), just makes me wanna *** [hock] [spit]
Oh

 

[nhrenee]

Weird Al is hillarious! Has anyone seen any of his videos on tv lately?

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Here's the spoof of Avril Lavigne

"A Complicated Song"

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

 

[JetMom]

My DS's love Weird Al -- Especially his Star Wars songs!

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

I'll admit to buying ALapalooza - "Amish Paradise" (Gansta's Paradise), "Bedrock Anthem" (Give it Away Now), "Achey Breaky Song", "Livin' in the Fridge" (Livin' on the Edge")

 

[olena]

Al is great! I LOVE Al-TV....

 

[Robinrs]

I LOVED his 80s parodies, I've been changing the words to songs for most of my life and I loved how he made a living doing it!

I met him at the radio station about 12 years ago, he's about as nutty as he portrays himself! My favorites are his relyricing of Michael Jackson's Beat It and "Another One Rides the Bus", a parody of "Another Bites the Dust!" Anyone who lives in a metro area and rides a city bus can relate to this!!Lyrics:

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

Yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus, ow
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one rides the bus, hey

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

No
No
Huh?
Yeah
Yeah

 

[RitaZ.]

Robin, ROTFL!!!! I love that one!!!!!

I have been trying to find it in cd (any format really), but I haven't had any luck. It's hilarious!!!!