Any Single Disney Men Out There?

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Thought maybe these would brighten some of your days...since most of us cannot be home today......

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

:Pinkbounc :banana: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao: :cool1: :cheer2: :wave: :firefight
 
What's funny is in the past few years, I've gone out with a few women and find out that they're teachers. Well, they're usually in bed by 9-10 and up about 4:30-5. I thought, hmmm, there's no way that would ever work long-term.

And what is with teachers? All the ones I went out with were rather on the wild side and liked to drink a lot. Maybe they *have* to after dealing with kids all week!


Tawasdave, #3 is hilarious but I ain't that old yet! :teeth:
:teeth:
 
i<3Disney said:
Why is this thread hopping some days and just completely dead other days?



Starting a dance party..


:cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1:


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :Pinkbounc

Its me, Im a thread killer somedays.

My apologies...

Now back to your regular scheduled dance groove...
 
Number 1 is great....growing up is overrated.. ;) to much fun to be had to do that

tawasdave said:
Thought maybe these would brighten some of your days...since most of us cannot be home today......

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

:Pinkbounc :banana: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao: :cool1: :cheer2: :wave: :firefight
 

The simple fact that the room can't maintain focus on a single popint for more than a few posts points out one important thing...we are still children at heart :)
 
Maybe we need a new questions...we stayed on point alot when discussing romantic places, best places for dinner...stuff like that...so we need to come up with a new questions...any ideas, anyone?

mickeysbestfriend said:
The simple fact that the room can't maintain focus on a single popint for more than a few posts points out one important thing...we are still children at heart :)
 
katydidbug1 said:
Maybe we need a new questions...we stayed on point alot when discussing romantic places, best places for dinner...stuff like that...so we need to come up with a new questions...any ideas, anyone?

Or we could go a slightly different route:


What was your most horribly excruciating date you've been on and how did you get out of a 2nd date, if you had to?


(we can help each other learn from past mistakes ;) )


My worst wasn't really excrutiating. I knew it was going to go nowhere but I could tell she really liked me, which is weird because she hardly said two words the whole night, literally. Wouldn't engage in conversation, answered questions with a simple yes/no. There's shy and then there's, well, I dunno. I could tell she wanted a kiss goodbye when I dropped her off, though, but I did the "turn the head, expose the cheek" move.

Had to bow out of a request a couple days later to go out again.

I'm such a heartbreaker...

;)
 
or better yet...how do you politely tell someone that you have no interest in dating them at all...this is the one I have trouble with...lol

as to the excruciating date...I had one where all he talked about was work and himself...hey I am all for getting to know you, but I really don't need to know how much you spend on your ties in a year...good thing I just met this guy for drinks...after he had about 4 grey goose martini's, I called it a night...he wanted to know if we could get togethr again, cause he had a great time... :rotfl: I told him I would call him...and what do you know...lost the number...darn.

Of course he had a good time...he enjoyed spending time with his ego...lol

nightowlky said:
Or we could go a slightly different route:


What was your most horribly excruciating date you've been on and how did you get out of a 2nd date, if you had to?


(we can help each other learn from past mistakes ;) )
 
I had a scary experience last friday. I know I know I put myself in a dangerous situation... but this is certainly something to learn from.

I'd been talking to a guy from Plenty of Fish and he seemed nice... an accountant.. very into his job. Conservative.. nice guy.

Friday I went out to dinner wtih some friends and was to meet him at a bar/restraunt down the road from my house (he lives very close)

When I got there he was completely totally drunk.. and very unattractive. Probably because he was drunk but he also looked 100% NOT like his photo. I'm not very picky on appearance but his squinty eyes, drooling, slurred words didn't do a thing for me.

So I shoudl've left, right? But stupid me I worried about him getting home so we had one drink and I said I"d take him home. The bar tender seemed to know him and siad I'd be fine to take him home (I asked if the guy was safe).

So I take him in.. walk him to his door. and go to leave.

Suddenly, he is grabbing me.. won't let me go.. gets a scary look on his face and tells me I'm not leaving. That I"m spending the night with him. So I'm freaking out.. can't get loose.

So.. I humor him. Put my arms around him (gag!!) and tell him sure.. I'll stay.. but if he doesn't stop hurting me, I won't want to come back again and doesn't he want me to see him often?

He lets go, I pushed him a little, he stumbles back and I TAKE OFF. He's yelling after me but I made it to my car.

He called me once since and I ignored the call, which I will continue to do.

I'm NOT meeting ANYONE for a LONG time. single is MUCH safer.


I still shake when I think of this. my heart is pounding like crazy just typing it.
 
What was the name of that woman nightowly; I think I went out with her. At least it felt like it. Same thing happened to me. I even gave her a second chance; I thought maybe she would be a bit more engaging after having one date. WRONG All evening was yes, no, thank you, yes, no... :scared: What makes it worse is that I'm usually the person who takes a bit to get going (then I'm like a 18-wheeler coming down the mountain).
 
CinRell said:
I had a scary experience last friday. I know I know I put myself in a dangerous situation... but this is certainly something to learn from.

I'd been talking to a guy from Plenty of Fish and he seemed nice... an accountant.. very into his job. Conservative.. nice guy.

Friday I went out to dinner wtih some friends and was to meet him at a bar/restraunt down the road from my house (he lives very close)

When I got there he was completely totally drunk.. and very unattractive. Probably because he was drunk but he also looked 100% NOT like his photo. I'm not very picky on appearance but his squinty eyes, drooling, slurred words didn't do a thing for me.

So I shoudl've left, right? But stupid me I worried about him getting home so we had one drink and I said I"d take him home. The bar tender seemed to know him and siad I'd be fine to take him home (I asked if the guy was safe).

So I take him in.. walk him to his door. and go to leave.

Suddenly, he is grabbing me.. won't let me go.. gets a scary look on his face and tells me I'm not leaving. That I"m spending the night with him. So I'm freaking out.. can't get loose.

So.. I humor him. Put my arms around him (gag!!) and tell him sure.. I'll stay.. but if he doesn't stop hurting me, I won't want to come back again and doesn't he want me to see him often?

He lets go, I pushed him a little, he stumbles back and I TAKE OFF. He's yelling after me but I made it to my car.

He called me once since and I ignored the call, which I will continue to do.

I'm NOT meeting ANYONE for a LONG time. single is MUCH safer.


I still shake when I think of this. my heart is pounding like crazy just typing it.
:scared1: :scared1: :scared1: :scared1:
 
CinRell

That is so not good...I would have been so scared. I am glad you were able to get away. I wouldn't want to meet anyone again for a while either. Fortunetly..the guy I met for drinks, seemed to get more egotistical with each martini. I left him where he was....it was a complete turn off

Maybe the next time you make plans to meet some, take on of your girlfriends along until you know how things are going to go, then if they aren't going well, you have back up, and if they are, well I am sure you friend will understand
 
Maybe the next time you make plans to meet some, take on of your girlfriends along until you know how things are going to go, then if they aren't going well, you have back up, and if they are, well I am sure you friend will understand[/QUOTE]


Or, use the old reliable cell phone call to tell you that your guppy has lost its scales and you have to hurry home....
 
I dont' really have any girl friends... I have many many male friends... and 2 female friends. 1 always hits on my dates.. the other thinks going along meeting someone is the most incredibly stupid idea ever.


I dont' think a guy I'd meet would appreciate me bringing along another guy.


I think I'll just play solo for a while.
 
CinRell said:
I had a scary experience last friday. I know I know I put myself in a dangerous situation... but this is certainly something to learn from.

I'd been talking to a guy from Plenty of Fish and he seemed nice... an accountant.. very into his job. Conservative.. nice guy.

Friday I went out to dinner wtih some friends and was to meet him at a bar/restraunt down the road from my house (he lives very close)

When I got there he was completely totally drunk.. and very unattractive. Probably because he was drunk but he also looked 100% NOT like his photo. I'm not very picky on appearance but his squinty eyes, drooling, slurred words didn't do a thing for me.

So I shoudl've left, right? But stupid me I worried about him getting home so we had one drink and I said I"d take him home. The bar tender seemed to know him and siad I'd be fine to take him home (I asked if the guy was safe).

So I take him in.. walk him to his door. and go to leave.

Suddenly, he is grabbing me.. won't let me go.. gets a scary look on his face and tells me I'm not leaving. That I"m spending the night with him. So I'm freaking out.. can't get loose.

So.. I humor him. Put my arms around him (gag!!) and tell him sure.. I'll stay.. but if he doesn't stop hurting me, I won't want to come back again and doesn't he want me to see him often?

He lets go, I pushed him a little, he stumbles back and I TAKE OFF. He's yelling after me but I made it to my car.

He called me once since and I ignored the call, which I will continue to do.

I'm NOT meeting ANYONE for a LONG time. single is MUCH safer.


I still shake when I think of this. my heart is pounding like crazy just typing it.

If any ladies ever get themselves in such a drastic situation ... remember that a swift kick or knee to the jewels will probably neutralize the guy.
 
My worse one was I was chatting with a lady on a non Disney web site.we hit it off really well. good looking lady....we made arrangements to go out on a date and I was suppose to pick her up at her apartment at 5 pm...so I show up at 5 pm ( always very prompt of course.. :thumbsup2 ) and she opens the door in just a robe...just could not get going all day...come back in a half hour...so I leave...come back in a half hour...(with flowers I might add)...she lets me in...still in robe...but at least showered now...and the apartment smells more like smoke than some structure fires I have been in ( :firefight )...the place is a pig pen...so instead of getting dressed she says have a seat on the couch...and she sets next to me...robe leaving little to the imagination....first and last date...
 
tawasdave said:
My worse one was I was chatting with a lady on a non Disney web site.we hit it off really well. good looking lady....we made arrangements to go out on a date and I was suppose to pick her up at her apartment at 5 pm...so I show up at 5 pm ( always very prompt of course.. :thumbsup2 ) and she opens the door in just a robe...just could not get going all day...come back in a half hour...so I leave...come back in a half hour...(with flowers I might add)...she lets me in...still in robe...but at least showered now...and the apartment smells more like smoke than some structure fires I have been in ( :firefight )...the place is a pig pen...so instead of getting dressed she says have a seat on the couch...and she sets next to me...robe leaving little to the imagination....first and last date...

She and the guy I met would probably get along very well.
 
don't you just love internet dating???

I had met someone online about a year ago. Met for lunch which went nicely, after still wanted to talk so we went and sat in his truck. I guess he thought that meant I wanted to make out or something so he was all over me. I looked at my watch "wow I didn't notice how late it is I have to go" I didn't see him after that.

I am very careful with online dating now. I love making new friends and I know someday I will find my "prince" :love:
 
CinRell said:
I dont' really have any girl friends... I have many many male friends... and 2 female friends. 1 always hits on my dates.. the other thinks going along meeting someone is the most incredibly stupid idea ever.


I dont' think a guy I'd meet would appreciate me bringing along another guy.


I think I'll just play solo for a while.
Take some pepper spray.
 
Brocktoon said:
If any ladies ever get themselves in such a drastic situation ... remember that a swift kick or knee to the jewels will probably neutralize the guy.
That hurt just reading it.
 
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