we were on the 3/23 magic, and did this excursion. the beach and water were beautiful, lunch was good. i really dont know what the big deal is about the nudity: americans are such prudes. we saw a couple of nude men and one nude woman, a few topless, so what? the bus ride does go through some very ugly parts of town. overall, we thought st. maarten was suprisingly ugly: i expected lush tropical greenery, but the islands are very brown. we didnt care at all for the shopping area: it wasnt the cleanest, and just didnt have a good vibe. there were good deals on liquor especially, but i'd rather be relaxing on a nice beach than shopping on vacation anyday. i dont think having 2 countries running things there helps much, either. there is no industry, no farming, the island totally depends on tourist (mostly cruise ship) dollars. i suppose there are nice areas there, and if we went back, we might research and explore on our own, but since it was our lst trip, we did the diz thing, and overall it was fine. again the beach is pretty, but the island is not! we's rather have 2 days at st. thomas, or a day at st. croix, or somewhere else.