...And Then Scotty Happened. A Hawaiian Adventure (CHAPTER 32 Added 5/23--THE END)

You are making me want to go back to Aulani soooo much! I wanted to go to that Temple very badly, but the day we would have gone we were just fried- so had a resort day instead. It really WAS that beautiful, huh? OK- on my Must-Do list for next time. That AND hiking Diamond Head.

I will remember to tell my hubby not to wear a Giants shirt the next time we're on the car shuttle, too. :rotfl2: Soooo funny!

I'm going to throw out some guesses on your Aunt's plants at her gorgeous home...


Friday, June 21

And some of the specimens in the garden. First up is the "spindly red-and-orange thing":

This is a pincushion protea.

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And the "fuller red-and-orange thing":

I think this one is a Canna.

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"Reddish-purple flower":

Otherwise known as a rose...

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The one item I remember about these plants was that my aunt was angry with my uncle for digging some up and throwing them away when she learned that they sold for $200 at the local garden shop.

Some kind of stonecrop maybe?

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Some of my aunt's newest purchases were some hibiscus plants with flowers as big as...well, as big as my daughter's head:

Gorgeous!! The flowers too!

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Some kind of orchid? I really should have written this stuff down.

Dingdingding!!! You are a winner!

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Coming Up Next: We're on Maui. In June. Wearing sweatshirts.

We went to Maui on our honeymoon 1000 years ago. And the day you arrived, June 21st? That was our 27th anniversary. Thanks for celebrating for us! Lovely place, though, can't wait to see what you guys find to do there-:hyper:

And so glad the kids were happy about their new little one. But of course they were! :love:
 
I'm like that too. My boyfriend convinced me to walk-through a house that was under construction once because the door was unlocked, and I was hyperventilating the entire time thinking we were gonna be arrested and banned forever from the subdivision (though, it was totally worth it, because this house was AMAZING. There were TWO walk-in closets in the bathroom). Course, it was only on the way out he spotted the "trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law sign."

Oh, signs like that don't mean anything, just like the ones that read DANGER -- HIGH VOLTAGE.

Valid point. Plus, if you've flown anywhere ever, you know the spiel. Your seat can float, put your mask on before anyone else, and lights will illuminate to point you to the exits that are probably part of the fiery carnage behind you.

Wouldn't you love to hear them say that? Just once?

I like to make eye contract with the flight attendants while they do the spiel just because I feel bad for them when nobody pays attention. But to be honest, I don't even think the flight attendants are paying attention at that point.

Now, see, I have a special place in my heart for the Venus Fly Trap. I live in NC, so it's like, one of two places on earth that the fly trap actually grows. Lots of time at parks at the beaches they have spots roped off where they are.

They are pretty fascinating. I mean, hey--it's a carnivorous plant!:thumbsup2

I am doing my best to catch up! Just had to stop to say, I LOVE this-

Also loved the Gecko joke. For completely other reasons. ;)

Welcome back Ellen! And thanks! Although to be honest, I don't remember the gecko joke. :confused3:rotfl2:
 
You are making me want to go back to Aulani soooo much! I wanted to go to that Temple very badly, but the day we would have gone we were just fried- so had a resort day instead. It really WAS that beautiful, huh? OK- on my Must-Do list for next time. That AND hiking Diamond Head.

I want to go back too! Such an amazing place. And yes, I'd recommend getting out and seeing the island as much as you can.

I will remember to tell my hubby not to wear a Giants shirt the next time we're on the car shuttle, too. :rotfl2: Soooo funny!

I imagine a Giants fan would be treated...yep, just about as well as a Cowboys fan. :rotfl:

I'm going to throw out some guesses on your Aunt's plants at her gorgeous home...

Thanks for the help! Those names do sound familiar, actually. Although I'm not convinced the one is a rose. It looks like it has a really long stem in the middle of the bloom that doesn't look like any rose I've seen before.

You really thought I was that helpless, that I wouldn't identify a rose? :rotfl2: C'mon, every guy has to be able to identify a rose. That way we know which flowers to get from the fridge in the grocery store on the way home when we know we're in the doghouse over something or other. :rotfl2:


We went to Maui on our honeymoon 1000 years ago. And the day you arrived, June 21st? That was our 27th anniversary. Thanks for celebrating for us! Lovely place, though, can't wait to see what you guys find to do there-:hyper:

It's a shorter list if we state what we didn't find to do there.

And so glad the kids were happy about their new little one. But of course they were! :love:

Of course! They don't have to worry about paying 4 college tuition bills!
 

These aren't the droids you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.
 
Some days you wake up and think, “Let’s go climb a mountain.”

Ok, most people don’t ever think like that upon waking up. Including me. Most days when I wake up, I’m thinking, “Work sucks.” Or, “Man, I need coffee.” Or, “Don’t the kids realize it’s a weekend?” Or, “Why does my back hurt? And why does it hurt there? I didn’t even know I had a muscle there.” Then I roll over and figure out it’s because Julie’s knee was there all night. And she stole the covers again.

What was I talking about? Oh, right. Mountains.

We woke up on the side of a mountain, so it didn’t seem that much of a stretch in this case. In spite of my hyper-planner origins, I hadn’t specifically planned out each day on Maui. We knew what we wanted to do over the course of the week and figured we had plenty of time to fit it all in. We also knew that some activities were weather-dependent. One of those particular activities was driving to the top of Haleakala. Not much use in doing that if it’s totally socked in by clouds. On this particular morning, I looked out the window and saw a clear summit. So it was as good a time as any to head on up.

So we piled into the Jeep and set out to conquer Haleakala Mountain.

There’s only one road up the mountain. Here’s the sign at the turn where they basically say, “Hope you already filled the tank, chump.”

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The road up to the summit is approximately 22 miles long and takes the better part of an hour to climb. It’s one lane in each direction with many, many switchbacks climbing the slope. Every once in a while there will be a pull-out so slow vehicles can let the more adventurous drivers pass.

The drive up is a pretty interesting experience. At a certain point, you climb so high that you begin driving through clouds.
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Or you might have to drive through cows. Actually, that could be messy. Better to drive around them.

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Eventually you drive across the park boundary and officially enter Haleakala National Park. This mountain became part of the National Park system in 1916 along with the volcanoes on the big island. In 1961, they were split into separate parks. Haleakala National Park includes the summit and crater area as well as the Kipahulu area along the eastern slopes of the mountain (which we’ll explore later). You can buy a "Hawaii Tri-Park Annual Pass" that gets you into here and some of the parks on the Big Island. It's the same price as paying separately but admission is good for the whole year. Just for convenience, we got the pass.

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Haleakala is a dormant volcano, meaning it’s still active but “sleeping”. As plate tectonics shift it further away from the active “hot spot” under the Pacific Ocean it will eventually die, but geologists seem to think it has one eruption left in her if it follows the normal life-cycle of a volcano. The last eruption was believed to have been in 1790 although recent tests suggest it may have been in the 1600’s instead. Haleakala means “House Of The Sun” in Hawaiian. Legend says the demigod Maui captured the sun and forced it to slow down in order to lengthen the daylight hours on the island. Sunrises and sunsets from the summit are supposed to be spectacular. The summit is also home to the Haleakala Observatory. The clear night air makes for ideal viewing conditions for the night sky.

The road continued up the mountain and got hairier and hairier as we ascended. In several places it felt like we could conceivably drive off the edge of the world. Guardrails are for sissies anyway.

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We stopped at the first visitor center for a potty break and a chance to rest my fingers from white-knuckling the steering wheel. Julie seemed glad to let me drive the whole way. We also got our coveted National Park passport stamp here. Just outside, they had a small garden showing off the “silversword” plant. This particular species grows on the slopes of Haleakala…and nowhere else in the world. It generally grows for 50 years before sprouting a huge bloom and then dying as it spreads its seed. The Hawaiians call it “ahinahina” which translates to the clever, creative name of “gray-gray”.

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Onwards and upwards we went, and eventually we reached the summit at 10,023 feet. That’s almost 2 miles high, which means…it can get cold up there, especially if there’s no sunlight. Fortunately, we did have the sun, but we’d packed sweatshirts just in case and were glad we had them since there was a constant strong breeze. If you do try to see the sunset up there someday, make sure you dress warmly.

The view from the summit is pretty amazing. After that long climb, you’re rewarded with a peek inside the crater itself.

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Here’s a PSA for family pictures. If a family ever asks you to take their picture in front of a famous landmark, there’s no rule that says the family MUST be posed directly in the center of the picture. In fact, the photo is usually better if they’re not directly in the center, because they might be blocking the view of whatever it is they’re posing in front of.

And here’s an even more basic tip: if you’re posing in front of a famous landmark, you might actually want to include that landmark in the photo itself. Instead of, say, leaving it cut off just outside the picture frame.

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This is a view looking down from the summit at the House Of The Sun visitor center.

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Here’s the crater. It was cool watching the clouds pour over the edge of it in the wind.

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Conquered the mountain!

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Silversword in bloom:

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We drove the short distance down to the visitor center and checked out the view from there. The colors in the rocks and soils were more vivid from this location.

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Remember how I said the family doesn’t need to be in the center of the picture? Sigh. Anyway, it was a little warmer so we could model our brand-spanking-new Aulani souvenirs.

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The crater features all sorts of these little cones. Rather than being formed by mini-eruptions, they’ve simply formed this way through erosion. You can see the peaks of Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa on the big island, looming above the clouds in the background.

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Those little light-brown tracks in the crater are hiking trails. You can spend the entire day hiking in the park or even rent a cabin and spend the night down there.

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All in all, we spent about half a day exploring the park. The view from the summit was spectacular—the only negative was that the rest of Maui was under cloud cover beneath us, so we couldn’t see the island itself. Nevertheless, we enjoyed the colors and geology of the crater itself.

We stopped at a place called Hosmer Grove on the way down and took a short trail through a wooded area that led to an overlook where you could potentially see some native Hawaiian exotic bird species. And see them we did—only they flew by so fast and were so far away we couldn’t really identify them or get any decent pictures. So far all you know, we shot this in our back yard:

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Anyway, it was a pleasant walk. You might be shocked to learn we had PB&J for lunch.

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It was a Saturday morning with a harrowing drive, a climb up to the top of a volcano, spectacular scenery and views, a National Park passport, and exotic creatures. Just another day in Maui.

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Coming Up Next: 5 days in Hawaii and we haven’t been to the beach yet? We need to fix this.
 
So, things I learned today:
1. Don't read a trip report by Captain Oblivious at work, because you will end up literally snorting in laughter.
2. If you do end up snorting, you can always start coughing and hold up your ice water with the false explanation of "I choked on an ice cube." :lmao:


I just have to ask....WHAT is this guy doing?????

Because seriously, to me it looks like he's hanging from the ropes and about to launch into some sort of aerial routine a la Cirque du Soleil. The more I look at it, the funnier it gets to me. And I'm out of ice water :rolleyes2
 
Wow! Driving through clouds must be a weird feeling. Very happy you didn't have to drive through any cows. ;)

The lesson I am getting is that driving on the islands is not meant for the directionally challenged or timid driver. :rolleyes: So glad you braved it because the views are spectacular. And I think your family pictures are great. Love the Aulani gear! :thumbsup2
 
I got a headache from altitude sickness just from seeing your pictures. You see - I do not ascend well and once I get to 10,000 feet - headache. It's such a bummer. I could never do that drive so kudos to you for being the chauffeur. Wonderful pictures of the crater. Very cool.

Another perfect morning in paradise!
 
Beautiful, simply beautiful...the scenery, that is. Okay, the family is beautiful too. :lmao::lmao:

Seriously, what a great update. And you are right...we never did that in Maui.

You had PBJ's for lunch? I never would have thought of that as your lunch of choice. :lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
We knew what we wanted to do over the course of the week and figured we had plenty of time to fit it all in.
It is nice when you actually have enough time somewhere to kind of leave it open ended like that.

There’s only one road up the mountain. Here’s the sign at the turn where they basically say, “Hope you already filled the tank, chump.”
Hope you brought snacks too... :rolleyes1

The road up to the summit is approximately 22 miles long and takes the better part of an hour to climb.
That's like... 22 mph. Where did you learn to drive, Grandpa? :rolleyes1

Or you might have to drive through cows. Actually, that could be messy. Better to drive around them.
If you think a 200 lb deer can damage a car... :rolleyes1

Conquered the mountain!
Well... your Jeep conquered the mountain. :rolleyes1

Sigh. Anyway, it was a little warmer so we could model our brand-spanking-new Aulani souvenirs.
Nice souvenirs. :thumbsup2

So far all you know, we shot this in our back yard
I want to comment on this, but I'm still trying to figure out where this one falls on the "pics or it didn't happen" scale. :lmao::rotfl2:

Anyway, it was a pleasant walk. You might be shocked to learn we had PB&J for lunch.
I'm just glad that this tried and true Oblivious family meal finally made an appearance in this TR. I was starting to worry. :thumbsup2

It was a Saturday morning with a harrowing drive, a climb up to the top of a volcano, spectacular scenery and views, a National Park passport, and exotic creatures. Just another day in Maui.
:thumbsup2
 
So, things I learned today:
1. Don't read a trip report by Captain Oblivious at work, because you will end up literally snorting in laughter.

I think you should read it at work, because it beats actually doing work. I think.

2. If you do end up snorting, you can always start coughing and hold up your ice water with the false explanation of "I choked on an ice cube." :lmao:

There you go. You've got it all down to a system already.:thumbsup2

I just have to ask....WHAT is this guy doing?????

Because seriously, to me it looks like he's hanging from the ropes and about to launch into some sort of aerial routine a la Cirque du Soleil. The more I look at it, the funnier it gets to me. And I'm out of ice water :rolleyes2

:lmao::rotfl2:

I honestly never even thought about it. I think this is depicting Maui capturing the sun as told in the legend. But it's more fun to call it Cirque du Soleil.

Wow! Driving through clouds must be a weird feeling. Very happy you didn't have to drive through any cows. ;)

Mmmmm...steak...

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The lesson I am getting is that driving on the islands is not meant for the directionally challenged or timid driver. :rolleyes: So glad you braved it because the views are spectacular. And I think your family pictures are great. Love the Aulani gear! :thumbsup2

It sure is a unique experience. A lot of the roads were just built over paths, I'm sure. Stay tuned, because we have an even more harrowing drive coming up!

I agree, though--it's totally worth the effort to see these things, whether it involves a hike or a tough drive. We would have regretted missing out on them.

I got a headache from altitude sickness just from seeing your pictures. You see - I do not ascend well and once I get to 10,000 feet - headache. It's such a bummer. I could never do that drive so kudos to you for being the chauffeur. Wonderful pictures of the crater. Very cool.

Another perfect morning in paradise!

Oh, that stinks. I didn't really notice a difference in the air, but I know it definitely affects some people. Maybe with fewer brain cells I need less oxygen.

Beautiful, simply beautiful...the scenery, that is. Okay, the family is beautiful too. :lmao::lmao:

I know, I know...we need to cover up Dad's ugly mug first.

Seriously, what a great update. And you are right...we never did that in Maui

Another reason to go back! Did I mention some people actually bike down the mountain?:scared1:

You had PBJ's for lunch? I never would have thought of that as your lunch of choice. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Continuing our ongoing tradition of eating PB&J in the most beautiful places on earth.:thumbsup2
 
Are you sure this isn't BigFoot? :rotfl2: Beautiful pictures all around!

:lmao::rotfl: Now why didn't I think of that?! I could have made millions!

It is nice when you actually have enough time somewhere to kind of leave it open ended like that.

Goes against my nature, though. It bothers me when I don't have a plan for the day.

Hope you brought snacks too... :rolleyes1

Does PB&J count?

That's like... 22 mph. Where did you learn to drive, Grandpa? :rolleyes1

Are you suffering from short-term memory loss? Let me post a reminder of what we were dealing with:

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If you think a 200 lb deer can damage a car... :rolleyes1

Ever see the Mythbusters where they were simulating a car hitting a moose?

Well... your Jeep conquered the mountain. :rolleyes1

The vehicle is just an extension of the driver.:thumbsup2

Nice souvenirs. :thumbsup2

Thanks! They'd better be, considering the 2nd mortgage we took out.

I want to comment on this, but I'm still trying to figure out where this one falls on the "pics or it didn't happen" scale. :lmao::rotfl2:

Sad when you can't even trust pictures these days.

I'm just glad that this tried and true Oblivious family meal finally made an appearance in this TR. I was starting to worry. :thumbsup2

We couldn't keep eating out forever, and somehow have enough cash to make it to the end of this trip.
 
Wow, just another day in Maui seems pretty okay to me! Great tour up the mountain Captain...thanks for taking us along (retrospectively).

Just outside, they had a small garden showing off the “silversword” plant. This particular species grows on the slopes of Haleakala…and nowhere else in the world.

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Oh yeah, we've got one of those in our backyard. :rolleyes:
 
Chapter 11: Bankruptcy.

Certainly better for you than the Chapter-7 verity.
Oh wait… you were talking about driving into a volcano, weren’t you?
Carry on.


Some days you wake up and think, “Let’s go climb a mountain.”

No… some days I wake up and say let’s go to Disney!
Most days actually.
Yah… and most of those same days, that don’t happen either.


Ok, most people don’t ever think like that upon waking up. Including me. Most days when I wake up, I’m thinking, “Work sucks.” Or, “Man, I need coffee.” Or, “Don’t the kids realize it’s a weekend?” Or, “Why does my back hurt? And why does it hurt there? I didn’t even know I had a muscle there.” Then I roll over and figure out it’s because Julie’s knee was there all night. And she stole the covers again.

Yah that’s a lot more like it.


Except for the “Julie” part of it…
That would be a might awkward.


We woke up on the side of a mountain

Nice prank.

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Was it the kids or the relatives that pulled that one off?


In spite of my hyper-planner origins, I hadn’t specifically planned out each day on Maui.

The difference between “touring” and “traveling”.
(and wonderful if you have enough time to partake of that difference)


There’s only one road up the mountain. Here’s the sign at the turn where they basically say, “Hope you already filled the tank, chump.”

It’s not just a National Park…
It’s also a dare.


The road up to the summit is approximately 22 miles long and takes the better part of an hour to climb.

Is that the average, or just the best you’re rent-a-jeep could do?


It’s one lane in each direction with many, many switchbacks climbing the slope. Every once in a while there will be a pull-out so slow vehicles can let the more adventurous drivers pass.

A bit like the drive I take to visit my son at school.


The drive up is a pretty interesting experience. At a certain point, you climb so high that you begin driving through clouds.

OK… That’s just ridiculously cool.


Or you might have to drive through cows. Actually, that could be messy. Better to drive around them.

Oh sure… the cows you’ll go around, but these guys you’ll just drive right over…

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Haleakala is a dormant volcano, meaning it’s still active but “sleeping”. As plate tectonics shift it further away from the active “hot spot” under the Pacific Ocean it will eventually die, but geologists seem to think it has one eruption left in her if it follows the normal life-cycle of a volcano. The last eruption was believed to have been in 1790 although recent tests suggest it may have been in the 1600’s instead. Haleakala means “House Of The Sun” in Hawaiian. Legend says the demigod Maui captured the sun and forced it to slow down in order to lengthen the daylight hours on the island. Sunrises and sunsets from the summit are supposed to be spectacular. The summit is also home to the Haleakala Observatory. The clear night air makes for ideal viewing conditions for the night sky.

Whoa, that’s like reading one of my TRs…
Déjà_vu‎


(nice summary by the way :thumbsup2)


The road continued up the mountain and got hairier and hairier as we ascended. In several places it felt like we could conceivably drive off the edge of the world.

It’s a strategy that paid off for Columbus.
Well.. sort’a. Really it paid privileged folks far more…
And cost a whole lot of others everything…

On second thought, best you stay on the road.


Guardrails are for sissies anyway.

So did you throw off the seat belts, and finish the rest of the drive with one arm out the window, two fingers on the wheel and a foot resting up on the dashboard?



We stopped at the first visitor center for a potty break and a chance to rest my fingers from white-knuckling the steering wheel.

I’ll take that as a “no”.


Julie seemed glad to let me drive the whole way.

No fool, she.
But we’ve established that many times over.


We also got our coveted National Park passport stamp here.

Excellent!
You need to post pictures of one of those passports some time.
It’s a very cool idea.


The Hawaiians call it “ahinahina” which translates to the clever, creative name of “gray-gray”.

Yah, well “Sahara Desert” translates to “Desert Desert”
So I suspect it’s our pitiful linguistic skills that are at fault here.
Nuance doesn’t translate very well


Onwards and upwards we went, and eventually we reached the summit at 10,023 feet. That’s almost 2 miles high, which means…it can get cold up there, especially if there’s no sunlight. Fortunately, we did have the sun, but we’d packed sweatshirts just in case and were glad we had them since there was a constant strong breeze. If you do try to see the sunset up there someday, make sure you dress warmly.

Good planning and good advice.


Here’s a PSA for family pictures. If a family ever asks you to take their picture in front of a famous landmark, there’s no rule that says the family MUST be posed directly in the center of the picture.

Yep! I argue these same points with folks fairly regular.
See… now if y’all had taken me to Hawaii along with you, I’d have known better and (in this instance at least) you’d have had pictures with proper composition.

But, nooooooo... you couldn’t be bothered to pick up the tab and bring along a random stranger…

I find that having more sense than money is mightily inconvenient.

…and having none of either is even more frustrating (<== beat you to that one Andy)



We stopped at a place called Hosmer Grove on the way down and took a short trail through a wooded area that led to an overlook where you could potentially see some native Hawaiian exotic bird species. And see them we did—only they flew by so fast and were so far away we couldn’t really identify them or get any decent pictures. So far all you know, we shot this in our back yard:

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Or out the window of a jeep as it was plummeting off the side of a volcano.


Anyway, it was a pleasant walk. You might be shocked to learn we had PB&J for lunch.

I’m shocked… Shocked!


It was a Saturday morning with a harrowing drive, a climb up to the top of a volcano, spectacular scenery and views, a National Park passport, and exotic creatures. Just another day in Maui.

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Wow, just another day in Maui seems pretty okay to me! Great tour up the mountain Captain...thanks for taking us along (retrospectively).

Thanks for sticking with me! I seem to have lost a few readers along the way. Maybe it was the altitude sickness.

Oh yeah, we've got one of those in our backyard. :rolleyes:

We've already got one! Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!

Certainly better for you than the Chapter-7 verity.
Oh wait… you were talking about driving into a volcano, weren’t you?
Carry on.

One way or another, you lose everything.

No… some days I wake up and say let’s go to Disney!
Most days actually.
Yah… and most of those same days, that don’t happen either.

At least you're starting the day with a positive thought. That beats mine.


Yah that’s a lot more like it.


Except for the “Julie” part of it…
That would be a might awkward.

:scared:

I can't even seem to bait her into a response anymore. I must be losing my touch.

Nice prank.

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Was it the kids or the relatives that pulled that one off?

:rotfl2::rotfl2:

The difference between “touring” and “traveling”.
(and wonderful if you have enough time to partake of that difference)

That's all it takes, really. Pressure and time. That, and a big @#$% poster.


It’s not just a National Park…
It’s also a dare.

It is hard for the Coca-Cola truck to make that delivery.

Is that the average, or just the best you’re rent-a-jeep could do?

I'd say it took us probably around 45 minutes to drive up there. Seems like we did the best we could. We did pass a guy who wiped out his motorcycle on the way. He seemed ok and was talking on his phone, but it was a warning shot.

A bit like the drive I take to visit my son at school.

Hogwarts?

OK… That’s just ridiculously cool.

It was pretty neat, except for the parts where you couldn't see much ahead of you.

Oh sure… the cows you’ll go around, but these guys you’ll just drive right over…

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Sadly, we didn't see any nene's on Maui, which surprised us a bit. Scotty, however, fell in love with the idea of seeing one and insisted on buying a stuffed nene in the gift shop (complete with honking noise that sounded wonderful from the back seat).

Whoa, that’s like reading one of my TRs…
Déjà_vu‎


(nice summary by the way :thumbsup2)

Just trying to fill in the pertinent background information.:thumbsup2

It’s a strategy that paid off for Columbus.
Well.. sort’a. Really it paid privileged folks far more…
And cost a whole lot of others everything…

On second thought, best you stay on the road.

I didn't trust that Jeep to do a whole lot of off-roading.

So did you throw off the seat belts, and finish the rest of the drive with one arm out the window, two fingers on the wheel and a foot resting up on the dashboard?

Um...no. :rotfl2:

No fool, she.
But we’ve established that many times over.

But if I didn't drive it, we wouldn't have gotten to see the top.


Excellent!
You need to post pictures of one of those passports some time.
It’s a very cool idea.

It is fun to get it stamped wherever we go. You can get quite the collection.


Yah, well “Sahara Desert” translates to “Desert Desert”
So I suspect it’s our pitiful linguistic skills that are at fault here.
Nuance doesn’t translate very well


By and large, America doesn't do "nuance" well anyway.


Good planning and good advice.

We aim to please.

Yep! I argue these same points with folks fairly regular.
See… now if y’all had taken me to Hawaii along with you, I’d have known better and (in this instance at least) you’d have had pictures with proper composition.

But, nooooooo... you couldn’t be bothered to pick up the tab and bring along a random stranger…

I find that having more sense than money is mightily inconvenient.

…and having none of either is even more frustrating (<== beat you to that one Andy)


We had plenty of sense...just not enough dollars. (rim shot)

Sorry, Barry hasn't made an appearance here in a long time so I felt like I needed to make his presence felt in some way.


Or out the window of a jeep as it was plummeting off the side of a volcano.

Also a possibility. We kept trying to catch one of these birds but they were just too darn fast.


I’m shocked… Shocked!

Sorry, I should have waited until you were sitting down.


Ain't I a stinker?
 
Hey there nemeisisisis.

Sorry I've been AWOL. (At Work Overly Long).

Love the last few updates and getting to my Island, Maui.

One of the great things about reading the Oblivious Trip Reports is the great tips. We've never stopped at Hosmer Grove and now we have something new next time we head over.

I won't give you any grief on the driving up the mountain, having done that drive, I think I needed a gallon of Kona coffee after that drive.

As for the sweatshirts on the top of Haleakala, I present to you the Easterbrook theory of cheerleading. It's your fault the Eagles will lose.
 
Who'd we lose? :confused3

Well, for one thing, have you seen my nemesis lately?:confused3

Hey there nemeisisisis.

Sorry I've been AWOL. (At Work Overly Long).

Whoops. Looks like we can call off the search party.

Love the last few updates and getting to my Island, Maui.

One of the great things about reading the Oblivious Trip Reports is the great tips. We've never stopped at Hosmer Grove and now we have something new next time we head over.

Thank you, sir. It turned out to be a nice hike and a decent spot for a picnic.

I won't give you any grief on the driving up the mountain, having done that drive, I think I needed a gallon of Kona coffee after that drive.

You did that drive, and you STILL weren't awake?!

As for the sweatshirts on the top of Haleakala, I present to you the Easterbrook theory of cheerleading. It's your fault the Eagles will lose.

First of all, that's a Phillies sweatshirt. Secondly, no one has ever asked to see us in less clothing, and probably for good reason. And thirdly, the Eagles will lose no matter what. It's our lot in life to suffer as fans.
 



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