...And Then Scotty Happened. A Hawaiian Adventure (CHAPTER 32 Added 5/23--THE END)

Now how did that happen? I thought I had responded to you. Maybe I never hit the "submit" button and got distracted? I really am getting old.

I didn’t really mind… I was just piling on as any good DisDad would do when presented with the opportunity.

"My teacher said real beauty is on the inside."
"Oh, that's just something ugly people say."

And “the fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.”


Sounds familiar somehow. That's why I like the Masters, because there's a few flowers in there to get some different colors.

Augusta is a mighty fine course (even if it is on the wrong side of the boarder).


Or a cross between an elephant and a rhino.

So that explains your style of golf.
I suspect that mine would be “mean” and “ugly”, but the bull in a china shop image works well for me too.

The competition must have been fierce!

There was a moment there where I wasn’t sure you’d pull out the win.
But obviously I should never have doubted you there.


Not allowed on the course? This is something up with which I will not put.

:yoda:

Well… I could pay the annual to join the club and catch up on all the dues.
Short of that - or outright buying the “Snobatorium” (as Al Czervik would say) - I ain’t welcome.

There is an Employee appreciation day once a year though…
I’ll have to pack a couple of Baby Ruth bars and hit the pool when that comes around next summer.



Who would be dumb enough to do that?

Well, to be precise… Me!
But I’ll have to get to Hawaii first, so for now I’ll let you set the good example.



The question, "When am I ever going to get the chance to do this again?" carries a lot of weight, doesn't it?

Yes, yes it does.
Much gravitas in those words


It's not as flashy, but this is as impressive as Glenn's post.:thumbsup2

“Not flashy but impressive on rare occasions”…
I believe I’ve overheard my wife use those same words to describe me.


Oooh, Triple Six Irons! I love it! You can have the internet when Glenn is done with it.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week…
Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
(of course you should also remember to stand her back up afterward
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Sounds like the voice of experience.

Search your feelings; you know it to be true! :darth:



Too late. We blew all our cash on this trip.

Worth it!


Yeah, what happened to Andy? Did you hijack his account?

Now would I do something like that?
 
All caught up and what a special day for you and Dave! Such great memories! :goodvibes

He looks like he has pretty good form there! At least on the course. What did the Russian judge give him on his dive??? :rotfl2:

Glad he's okay but I'm sure that is just one more memory that will be a part of his special day forever. :thumbsup2

Dave took this picture of me getting ready to tee off. As you can see, I was abiding by the rule that all golfers should wear ugly pants/shorts.

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And skinny pale legs???:rolleyes1
 
I didn’t really mind… I was just piling on as any good DisDad would do when presented with the opportunity.

I would expect nothing less.

And “the fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.”

+1:thumbsup2

Augusta is a mighty fine course (even if it is on the wrong side of the boarder).

That can't be helped.

So that explains your style of golf.
I suspect that mine would be “mean” and “ugly”, but the bull in a china shop image works well for me too.

And yet it still beats being in the office.

There was a moment there where I wasn’t sure you’d pull out the win.
But obviously I should never have doubted you there.

I'd like to thank my sponsors...

Well… I could pay the annual to join the club and catch up on all the dues.
Short of that - or outright buying the “Snobatorium” (as Al Czervik would say) - I ain’t welcome.

There is an Employee appreciation day once a year though…
I’ll have to pack a couple of Baby Ruth bars and hit the pool when that comes around next summer.

+1:thumbsup2

You'd think employees would at least get some perks. Sigh.


Well, to be precise… Me!
But I’ll have to get to Hawaii first, so for now I’ll let you set the good example.

Keep the dream alive!

Yes, yes it does.
Much gravitas in those words

:thumbsup2

“Not flashy but impressive on rare occasions”…
I believe I’ve overheard my wife use those same words to describe me.

"He worked really hard, grampa."
"So do washing machines."

Thank you, I’ll be here all week…
Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
(of course you should also remember to stand her back up afterward
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)

(groan)

Search your feelings; you know it to be true! :darth:

+1:thumbsup2

Worth it!

Agreed.

Now would I do something like that?

:rolleyes1

All caught up and what a special day for you and Dave! Such great memories! :goodvibes

It sure was, Marv!

He looks like he has pretty good form there! At least on the course. What did the Russian judge give him on his dive??? :rotfl2:

2.7, which equaled the degree of difficulty.

Glad he's okay but I'm sure that is just one more memory that will be a part of his special day forever. :thumbsup2

Of course it is. Because we won't let him forget it.:rotfl2:

And skinny pale legs???:rolleyes1

Those, unfortunately, can't be helped.
 
Whoops. Somehow I skipped Tim's reply. Sorry about that, Tim.
No biggie... I'm used to being ignored from my wife. :rolleyes:

You could do worse, I suppose. Just not sure what we were going for there.
Just thinking that if I were laying on that beach I'd have that view.... what did you think I was speaking about? :smokin:

You were skipping ahead, weren't you?
Not at all... this isn't my first Captain Oblivious TR. :scratchin

That's why we make fun of him here.
:rotfl2:


We'll let it slide. I mean he followed Glenn's internet winning post. You were still distracted by it's awesomeness. :lmao::rotfl2:
:rotfl2::rotfl2:

and an awesome post it was! :cheer2:
 

No biggie... I'm used to being ignored from my wife. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, what'd you say?:confused3

Just thinking that if I were laying on that beach I'd have that view.... what did you think I was speaking about? :smokin:

I didn't think at all. It usually gets me into trouble.

Not at all... this isn't my first Captain Oblivious TR. :scratchin

Good point...so why are you reading at all?:rotfl:

and an awesome post it was! :cheer2:

::yes:::thumbsup2
 
Wednesday, June 26

After a day of hard driving on Monday, and battling the elements on Tuesday, it was time for another rest day. We lounged around the house for a little while, enjoying our coffee and the view from the deck, and then headed down to Kahului later in the morning. We had promised to make dinner for our hosts in the evening as a thank-you for letting us crash at their place, so we needed to do a little grocery shopping. Julie’s world-famous spaghetti sauce uses only the finest ingredients available at the Costco, you know.

Julie had wanted to stop at a fabric store we’d seen a few days earlier, hoping to get some unique Hawaiian fabrics to make a quilt for our little stowaway. But first, we made a detour on the way. It had been 5 days since our last deep-fried apple pie at McDonald’s and we were going through withdrawal. So we had to remedy that situation. As we entered, I noticed this poster in the window offering a new delicacy:

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Any takers?

I suggested that we play Pie Roulette: we could buy 4 apple pies and 1 taro pie, remove them from the boxes, shuffle them around and then have everyone pick one and bite into it. Nobody else seemed enthusiastic about this idea. What happened to everyone’s sense of adventure?

Did I try it? What are you, nuts? Just look at that picture. Gimme the apple pie, please.

On to the fabric store. I had about as much interest in a fabric store as I did in eating taro pie. Luckily, there was a golf shop right next door, so the boys and I took refuge in there…

…and then Scotty happened.

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After trying out the latest in golf fashion, we met up with the girls. Julie seemed to be pleased with a successful shopping excursion, so we headed to Costco to pick up groceries. We decided to take a trip through Pa’ia to a scenic lookout just east of town near Ho’okipa Beach. My aunt had told us it was a good spot to see surfers, kiteboarders, and windsurfers as the seas were usually rougher on that side of the island. The overlook is just off the Hana Highway past a restaurant called Mama’s Fish House. Here’s the view of the beach from up top:

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Yeah, you could do worse. As my aunt had predicted, the surfers were out in force.

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And so were the windsurfers.

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It was a bit windy on this side of the island, and the waters were churning a bit. It’s hard to get a sense of the scale of this wave hitting the coast, but keep in mind that we were standing on a high plateau looking down at the coast here.

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We enjoyed the view from up above for a while and then made our way down to the beach itself. It seemed like a popular spot for sunbathers, and some people were even braving the rough seas here. However, we soon discovered there was another draw for visitors to this beach.

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I wish we could have bottled Sarah’s joy at this point, since we now had MULTIPLE turtle sightings. These guys were just lying there, sunning themselves, without a care in the world. Many people walked all around them, getting very close for pictures, and they didn’t seem to be bothered in the least. The only time we saw a turtle show even a hint of annoyance was when a wave came crashing in pretty far up the beach, getting him all wet. The big guy starting waving his flippers in annoyance at the ocean, sort of like when your grumpy uncle is trying to avoid the rest of the family by lounging in the swimming pool and then the kids start doing cannonballs off the diving board.

Anyway, we hung out here for a while so we could present this Green Sea Turtle photo shoot.

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We started getting ready to leave, when a fourth turtle chose that moment to come ashore as well. So we decided to hang out and watch him crawl up the sand.

Very.


S.
L.
O.
W.
L.
Y.

Well, what did you expect? He is a turtle, after all. (Or maybe she. I didn’t really try to find out.)

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We decided to head home and walked back up the beach, still enjoying the view. We loved the colors of the windsurfers against the ocean and the mountains in the background.

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And with that, we headed back up the mountain to my aunt’s house. We spent most of the afternoon working on dinner for my aunt and cousins. Someday, you’ll have to try Julie’s spaghetti sauce. It rivals the Key Lime Pie of Awesomeness for perfection in category. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and dub it the Spaghetti Sauce of Awesomeness©, just to make sure the title gets copyrighted properly.

Slow day. Easy day. I could get used to that.

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Coming Up Next: Hey, remember that interview I had right before we left for our vacation?
 
Wednesday, June 26

I suggested that we play Pie Roulette: we could buy 4 apple pies and 1 taro pie, remove them from the boxes, shuffle them around and then have everyone pick one and bite into it. Nobody else seemed enthusiastic about this idea. What happened to everyone’s sense of adventure?

Did I try it? What are you, nuts? Just look at that picture. Gimme the apple pie, please.
You made a wise choice. I tried poi once (which comes from taro root for those who don't know). Tasted more like pooey! :eek:

…and then Scotty happened.

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:lmao: Yet another priceless memory! :thumbsup2

It was a bit windy on this side of the island, and the waters were churning a bit. It’s hard to get a sense of the scale of this wave hitting the coast, but keep in mind that we were standing on a high plateau looking down at the coast here.

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Awesome shot! And you got it first try........ :cheer2:

Beautiful shots of the beach, ocean, and :woohoo: for the Green Sea Turtle photo shoot! :goodvibes
 
Beautiful pictures of the surfers, Mark. It looks so lovely there.

And :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo: for Sarah. It looks like she certainly had her choice of turtles to look over. And how cool that you saw one come in from the ocean...even if very slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

How nice of you...I mean Julie...to make dinner for your relatives. And tell her the next time she is making Key Lime Pie it is "my" Mark's favorite. ;)
 
We had promised to make dinner for our hosts in the evening as a thank-you for letting us crash at their place, so we needed to do a little grocery shopping. Julie’s world-famous spaghetti sauce uses only the finest ingredients available at the Costco, you know.


How nice of Julie ( well I will include you in on that too) :goodvibes

Julie had wanted to stop at a fabric store we’d seen a few days earlier, hoping to get some unique Hawaiian fabrics to make a quilt for our little stowaway.

Another great idea. I hope Cletus has a great quilt to show for the trip. :thumbsup2 But first, we made a detour on the way.


It had been 5 days since our last deep-fried apple pie at McDonald’s and we were going through withdrawal. So we had to remedy that situation. As we entered, I noticed this poster in the window offering a new delicacy:

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Any takers?

I suggested that we play Pie Roulette: we could buy 4 apple pies and 1 taro pie, remove them from the boxes, shuffle them around and then have everyone pick one and bite into it. Nobody else seemed enthusiastic about this idea. What happened to everyone’s sense of adventure?

:crazy2: But YUM on more apple pies. But it purple ... my favorite color.


:cloud9:

We enjoyed the view from up above for a while and then made our way down to the beach itself. It seemed like a popular spot for sunbathers, and some people were even braving the rough seas here. However, we soon discovered there was another draw for visitors to this beach.

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:cool1::cool1::cool1: So awesome!!!!!


That look of determination.


Ridin' the waves dude.... :goodvibes
 
Taro Pie??? No way, Jose! I tried poi and it tastes like library paste. Apple was a much better choice!

The Green Sea Turtles are amazing. We were lucky enough to see them at Black Sand Beach.
 
I think I am caught up after my lengthy hiatus.

Highway to He….. OK, I may have read that one already, but I can't help commenting on the "fatal drop" sign. Hmmmm - that may have made me turn around right there. :rotfl:

Surfing - the kids look like they are having SO. MUCH. FUN. They really make it look easy.

Golfing - OMG - What a spectacular course. I know next to nothing about golf but what a cool experience. Your pictures are outstanding. And good for your for braving the rain and wind. Dave looks like he is in his glory. I think I may have been a little aggravated at the players from NJ, but sounds like all was good by the end of the day.

Lastly, the sea turtles - OMG - HOW COOL! Your pictures looks like they should be in National Geographic.

I really enjoyed getting caught up this morning! And I am enjoying each and every picture! :thumbsup2
 
Awesome turtle pics! Looks like another great day in Hawaii!

Jill in CO
 
Turtles turtles everywhere!!!! What a magical experience and a wonderfully relaxing down day.

Perfect!
 
Chapter 18: Mmmm....purple.


“Once you go purple…”




After a day of hard driving on Monday,

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and battling the elements on Tuesday,


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it was time for another rest day.

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Julie’s world-famous spaghetti sauce uses only the finest ingredients available at the Costco, you know.


So…
did you get another case or five of the onion chips while you were there?




It had been 5 days since our last deep-fried apple pie at McDonald’s and we were going through withdrawal.

Mmmmmmmmm… Pie

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An understandable reaction.


As we entered, I noticed this poster in the window offering a new delicacy:

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That, however is not so understandable… :scared:



On to the fabric store.


Oh joy…
:lmao:


I wish we could have bottled Sarah’s joy at this point, since we now had MULTIPLE turtle sightings.

A beach full of sea turtles…
Check that… I mean: a Hawaiian beach full of see turtles!

I your girl's eyes you may just (and I do mean “just”) have finally erased the black mark of the shark incident form your account.



Coming Up Next: Hey, remember that interview I had right before we left for our vacation?

Actually, yes I do.
But… at least you are in Hawaii.
 
You made a wise choice. I tried poi once (which comes from taro root for those who don't know). Tasted more like pooey! :eek:

Agreed! I watched my cousins chowing down on it and wondered how they could choke it down.

Yet another priceless memory! :thumbsup2

That's my boy. :sad2:

Awesome shot! And you got it first try........ :cheer2:

:thumbsup2

Beautiful shots of the beach, ocean, and :woohoo: for the Green Sea Turtle photo shoot! :goodvibes

:thanks:

It was pretty cool to be able to see all of that.

Beautiful pictures of the surfers, Mark. It looks so lovely there.

Indeed it is!

And :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo: for Sarah. It looks like she certainly had her choice of turtles to look over. And how cool that you saw one come in from the ocean...even if very slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

It was nice that we didn't have to rush anywhere that day and could just enjoy the sights.

How nice of you...I mean Julie...to make dinner for your relatives. And tell her the next time she is making Key Lime Pie it is "my" Mark's favorite. ;)

Should we put a pie in the mail for you?:confused3

How nice of Julie ( well I will include you in on that too) :goodvibes

Hey, thanks Pat. I worked hard as a supervisor.

Another great idea. I hope Cletus has a great quilt to show for the trip. :thumbsup2

I'm sure Cletus will demonstrate his/her appreciation by puking and pooping on it.:thumbsup2

:crazy2: But YUM on more apple pies. But it purple ... my favorite color.

The purple just doesn't look right in the pie, though, does it?

:cool1::cool1::cool1: So awesome!!!!!

::yes::


That look of determination.

Maybe he's pooping too.:confused3

Ridin' the waves dude.... :goodvibes

Totally....sweeeeet.

Taro Pie??? No way, Jose! I tried poi and it tastes like library paste. Apple was a much better choice!

The obvious question here is, how do you know what library paste tastes like?:confused3:rotfl2:

The Green Sea Turtles are amazing. We were lucky enough to see them at Black Sand Beach.

Very cool!
 
Great pics! :goodvibes

:thanks:

I think I am caught up after my lengthy hiatus.

Welcome back! I know you're thrilled to be back home.

Highway to He….. OK, I may have read that one already, but I can't help commenting on the "fatal drop" sign. Hmmmm - that may have made me turn around right there. :rotfl:

Where's your sense of adventure?

Surfing - the kids look like they are having SO. MUCH. FUN. They really make it look easy.

I guess I should have tried it. Then it wouldn't have looked nearly as easy.:rotfl:

Golfing - OMG - What a spectacular course. I know next to nothing about golf but what a cool experience. Your pictures are outstanding. And good for your for braving the rain and wind. Dave looks like he is in his glory. I think I may have been a little aggravated at the players from NJ, but sounds like all was good by the end of the day.

Thanks! It was a really, really good day.

Lastly, the sea turtles - OMG - HOW COOL! Your pictures looks like they should be in National Geographic.

Give the credit to Julie!

I really enjoyed getting caught up this morning! And I am enjoying each and every picture! :thumbsup2

:thanks:

Awesome turtle pics! Looks like another great day in Hawaii!

Jill in CO

Certainly more exciting than seeing seagulls in Delaware.

Turtles turtles everywhere!!!! What a magical experience and a wonderfully relaxing down day.

Perfect!

:thumbsup2 Totally. No hurlin' on the shell, dude...just waxed it.
 
“Once you go purple…”

...what? WHAT?! Don't leave me hanging!


:worship:

You guys are just showing off now.

So…
did you get another case or five of the onion chips while you were there?

Perhaps. :rolleyes1

Actually, I don't think we did, because we only had 1 day left on Maui before we needed to pack for another airplane ride.

Mmmmmmmmm… Pie

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An understandable reaction.

::yes::

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That, however is not so understandable… :scared:

Purple pie just seems...wrong.:crazy2:



No offense to the greater textile industry. :rolleyes1


A beach full of sea turtles…
Check that… I mean: a Hawaiian beach full of see turtles!

I your girl's eyes you may just (and I do mean “just”) have finally erased the black mark of the shark incident form your account.

I've love it if that were the case. However, she is a tween girl now, so I expect my failures to be remembered far longer than my triumphs. :rolleyes1

Actually, yes I do.
But… at least you are in Hawaii.

We'll see how it turns out...
 
...what? WHAT?! Don't leave me hanging!

A reference from one of Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist routines.
If you’ve not seen any of them, catch the Christmas Special sometime in the next few weeks. I’m sure it will show up on the telle somewhere. Never fails to crack me up. Some of the more recent work is a might heavy on the opinions, but the older routines are genuinely funny


You guys are just showing off now.

You set it up on the tee.
All I had to do was swing the gardner’s sickle and…

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“It’s in the hole!”



No offense to the greater textile industry. :rolleyes1

Have somehow survived in The Biz 33 years now…
Still wouldn’t be all that interested in spending vacation time looking over the inventory.
:rolleyes:


I've love it if that were the case. However, she is a tween girl now, so I expect my failures to be remembered far longer than my triumphs. :rolleyes1

Oh, just wait. Very soon she’ll leave Tween and hit full on Teen.
I assure you… one can plummet farther in their child’s eyes.


Has the war with her mother begun yet?
(and if not, may y’all be spared that particular rite of passage)


We'll see how it turns out...

Hummm… more to the story?
Interesting. Maybe I just thought I heard how that turned out.
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Julie’s world-famous spaghetti sauce uses only the finest ingredients available at the Costco, you know.
Where else would you get your fresh from Italy imported ingredients?:confused3

What happened to everyone’s sense of adventure?
I think they left it somewhere on the side of the road along the Hana Highway.

Did I try it? What are you, nuts? Just look at that picture. Gimme the apple pie, please.
::yes:: :thumbsup2

…and then Scotty happened.
:rotfl2::lmao::rotfl:

I wish we could have bottled Sarah’s joy at this point, since we now had MULTIPLE turtle sightings.
I can only imagine! Not just turtle sightings, but being able to hang out around them and walk right up to them. What an experience! I'm sure she'll remember this for years to come.

Scotty didn't try to ride any of the turtles or anything, did he? :rolleyes1

We loved the colors of the windsurfers against the ocean and the mountains in the background.
::yes:: Cool pictures.

Someday, you’ll have to try Julie’s spaghetti sauce.
Well, you don't have to twist my arm... :rolleyes1
 



















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