And now for something completely different...

[TheOtherVillainess]

A poem about evil spiders

Eight Legged Freaks​

Ack!
No!
An eight-legged freak, staring down at me from the ceiling
Whap! Bash! Boom!
I smash at him with my broom, yet he skillfully evades me,swinging this way and that.
Dodging,grinning evilly at me from his perch
Whap! Bash! Boom!
I go at him again!
Yet I miss and he laughs at my ineptitude to kill him
You stupid spider..you must die.
If not by my broom, then by the Giant Boot of Death
Which I hurl at you,thusly
Crack!
I missed.
Again.
I hit the ceiling fan instead and broke a lightbulb.
I'm sure the spider is laughing at me, in his own arachnid-y sort of way
Eight legged freak,terrorizing me from the ceiling
Hanging there, legs dangling as he grins evilly at me
I've finally got you now,hahahaha!
It's the...Spray Can of Everlasting Pain (and Eventually Death)
Szzssht!
Die you bleeping bleep bleep freak
Die
Die
Die
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[TheOtherVillainess]

 

[disneynutt1225]

I particularly enjoyed the "die, die, die" part - it was profound!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Thank you.



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[mommaU4]

Wow, I think I got chills.

Who did I remember really hates spiders? Sparx I think it was. I bet she'd like this poem.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Oh Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarx....

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[TheOtherVillainess]

I like being on the front page.

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[TheOtherVillainess]

 

[Sparx]

"die die die!" my sediments exactly.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

LOL, Sparx

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[dmslush]

"die die die!" my sediments exactly.

Goober, it is sentiments not sediments.

 

[Sparx]

Goober, it is sentiments not sediments.

but you knew what I was talking about. so my work here is done.

 

[dmslush]

but you knew what I was talking about. so my work here is done.

Okay then.. Let's see if the writing assessment score people feel the same way!

 

[Sparx]

Okay then.. Let's see if the writing assessment score people feel the same way!

hey. I have straight 6's on that thing.

 

[JerryMoCricketsGal]

...I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...I work all night and I sleep all day.........


sorry...I'm digressing to my favorite Monty Python songs from the title of this thread...lol

by the way...my parrot is JUST SLEEPING....lol

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I sing that song to DS sometimes. I doubt my MIL would approve.

We have spam eggs bacon and spam, eggs and spam, bacon eggs and spam...

I DON"T LIKE SPAM!

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[JerryMoCricketsGal]

But i don't LIKE spam. Do you have something that doesn't have spam in it???

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

This parrot is no more!

Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore!

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[JerryMoCricketsGal]

This parrot is no more!

Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore!

TOV

It's just sleeping....

icky icky icky patwangggggggggggggggggg

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

The first Thanksgiving DH and I were dating, my mother asked me to say grace. I started off with "Dear God, you are SO big...". DH knew what was coming next, so he kicked me under the table. I ended up not doing the rest of it because I was afraid he would kick me more.

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