I know you aren't a drinker.. 10 days on a well needed vaca???? I think you might have a few cocktails.
I think I'm scared to hear about it.
OK, since you twisted my arm...
Here's the short version...
Saturday dawned bright and clear, winds out of the NNW at a good clip of 35 knots. Oh wait, you wanted the short version....
Saturday, I worked my ever-so-cute little (I'll stretch it just a bit for my own self-gratification) hiney off BIG TIME preparing our Seder Meal for 14. Figuring out how to cook an entire leg of lamb is NOT easy, and aside from making all the other side dishes and everything else. I was totally wiped out.
Of course, at 1:00, my househelper calls me. She had left the house to come to work, and gets half way here and pukes. Yup. My right hand gal crapped out on me, on the one day of the year I have a dinner party. So, my own girls had to work extra hard and they were amazing!! So it ended up blessing them too.
Guests showed up at 6:30, the dinner/ceremony lasted until the 10:00. The din from the crying babies was deafening, but the older girls gave even more of themselves and held them and played with them.
Then of course, there were a bazillion dishes- I was up until 1:30AM working.
Sunday- We wanted to go to the Russian circus, which is usually really great and well worth going to. We arrive to a scene of mass pandamonium!!! It was horrible. After 3,000 years of humankind you'd think that most cultures would have a queue system figured out in which it would prevent mob scenes with everyone yelling at each other and sharing collective confusion. The former CIS countries have not done this, and for 400 people there was one ticket seller. NO line was apparent, it was just a massive blob of pushing and shoving. My brave hubbie withstood it for 45 minutes and after that couldn't take it anymore. At one point he got near the front, and they added another 3:00 showing (the 12 one we wanted to go to was sold out) and had jacked up the price to $18 a seat. Nope. Not for 6 seats for a circus. Cirque La Nouba this is not.
Meantime, while he was in line, I ran into an English speaking friend I hadn't seen in 3 years. It came up that her mother is dying and she started to cry while we were talking. It was rather uncomfortable and kinda weird, but she seemed eager to get together later this week- I will call her and offer them words of life and hope. This is my passion and well, it's my job.
Fast forward to 2:00, 2 hours after leaving the house for the circus. That plan was OUT. What do do? What to do?? WE live in freakin nowhere. There aren't a whole lot of choices.
We decide to give bowling a shot. Last time we went the lanes were visibly warped and it was just generally a joke.
We get there and hurrah, they're open! Took about 10 minutes to find someone who could help us, and when we did, this guy who were pretty sure was going to die in the next 15 minutes came staggering out of the back room. He claims he was sick, but to me it looked like he was on his deathbed either from a long night out, or from an advanced case of Ebola virus, that I'm praying doesn't afflict us. He could barely hold his head up and couldn't even focus on the computer screen to input oru names.
OK, short story... I kicked Mike's butt by 35 points, but my own is so sore I can hardly stand up. It's cute, but not in shape. Rebecca, I thought you who mentioned this when we discussed the benefits of running.
Should I mention that I must have been ultra lucky because there were only 2 lights on in the place?? I was bowling in my socks, and of course, I left the house with the one essential that I should know better to ALWAYS carry with me??
Who can guess what that is??
After bowling we went out for lunch. It was fabulous Turkish food - doner and pee-duh. That's the phonetic pronunciation for those of you who've never had Turkish. DId I mention that this day was all about my son, who turned 12 today??
I slept well, despite the incredible reek coming from my toilet room?? We only flush poo; and are hoping that the pump truck can come today. This is the song that never ends... yes, it goes on and on my friends...
Any questions....?