An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Oppose Bickering. Oppose Trolls. Don't quote them. Don't respond to them.

Let's hear more of Melly's trip. Which is why we're all here. After all.

Over and out.

I thought you were busy. In the process of changing your screenname.

And all that.

Heh heh.

 

[MommyPoppins]

You do that, GIRLFRIEND!

Work your jelly!

Melly.

I am DED

 

[sheridac]

Melly~

I would like to borrow your blister shoes please.

To go with my belt/skirt.

Oh.

I am a 5 1/2.

Boo.

 

[PaulDavid's mom]

first off...

whats so wrong with those who wear fanny packs? i find them utterly charming, easy to use, AND AND my friends...I find that they are wonderful places for la\'sman to zzub in during Startoursthingy ride...

come on! all ya fanny pack girls halla!!!

Um, I call mine a hip pack. Hehe. Only cause my coworker makes fun of me when she sees me wear it to places like the zoo. So I need to throw her a curve ball by calling it a hip pack.

Just a little fashion tip from Kelly's closet.

Besides, women who wear fanny packs are H-O-T!!

Melly Mel, LOVE the report. Have a nice long weekend.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

whats so wrong with those who wear fanny packs? i find them utterly charming, easy to use, AND AND my friends...I find that they are wonderful places for la\'sman to zzub in during Startoursthingy ride...

come on! all ya fanny pack girls halla!!!


la!! i know you know i know what you are. k??

Disfan & Paul&David's Mom - I'm with you! Fanny packs are very handy.
For all sorts of things. Most importantly for zzubing!

Mel, I'm really chillin'. What is with this frickin' (NOF) weather. Chillin' big time! I expect hot in December!

Keep it up!

 

[javamom]

Mel!! Reason ump-teenish that I love your trip reports!

You, my Canuck DISfriend have class!



LYMI always!

 

[cabanafrau]

Dropping in to say, enjoying the TR very much, as it celebrates a family experience in a place we all hold dear in a cryptically clever style that more often than not, gives everyone's funnybone a wicked whack.

While lots of references go sailing above my head & I somehow manage to avoid some of the punchlines, I'd be willing to bet that none of the humor/humour here is meant w/ any meanspiritedness or disrespect to anyone reading. I bolster my claim w/ the evidence of all the postings from these same folks and I'd like to say thanks for sharing your trips w/ us! I think it generates more Disney magic & pixie dust & that sure can't be a bad thing.

 

[Tinkerbell Teen]

Beth was IN! Mellyman agreed. The boys thought we were headed to the Magic Kingdom.

Tommy realized we were heading OFF PROPERTY when we went through the gates...

"NO! NOT LEAVING! GO BACK! GO BACK!" He screamed from the backseat.

He had no choice.

He was strapped. Helplessly. Into his carseat.

And, yet, he managed to whip a juicebox at Mellyman's head. While he was driving.

Oh. My. Goodness. Hilarious, Mel!

I hope when me and my mom go that we have as much stuff to write about.

 

[Loubon]

I'll have to actually stop and read some of this one day instead of stopping by just to see what controversy you've stirred up.

But then I might be offended by the title. Or the content. Or both. Or the people who post they actually like it. Or hate it.

And BTW I'm with the Crocpot on the fast passes. We tried to beat the system, um, get FPs without all of us in the park and it was nada, do not pass go, your name has been sent to Disney HQ yada, yada, yada. All were activated and used daily (just not at that point yet in the day....hmmmm...maybe that's it). Ride was Snorin'.

Be back in six months when you've ticked off someone else by comparing them to Saddam Hussein. Or even worse, Al Gore.

 

[DLo]

I am soooo glad my DH is out of town tonight. I stumbled upon your trip report this afternoon and have finally made it to page 70!! I have been laughing out loud (thank goodness the boys are asleep) and almost crying.

I can't wait to read more.

My mom was called the Warden by my brother's friends. She has control issues.

P.S. War Eagle !!!

 

[femail]

subbin

 

[angelmav]

Cant wait for the next installment! You rock mel!

 

[bdg100]

We're all gonna just CHILL NOW.

CHILL.

'Cause that's what I'm doin'.


Let it go.


Life is TOO SHORT.


And my trippie is gonna be TOO LONG.

TFI.


Peace all.

Out, Mel.

OK, I am officially shocked. Who'd a thunk that YOU, of all people, would be the voice of reason. I'm looking forward to see what you wacky Happy Haunts do next.

 

[brandt79]

Last edited by bdg100 : Today at 06:58 AM. Reason: Mel, you should negotiate peace in the Middle East. What a trip report that would be. Today I ate too much goat meat AND met the Hezbolah. Calvin started talking Koalian during our meeting...

And that's the ballgame, folks.

Melly, have a great trip - we'll all be waiting for your next installment with baited breath.

 

[kpk89]

That would be "bated" Brandt. No fish breath!

Have fun Melly! Don't get smelly!

 

[AUDramaQueen]

OK, Ok you have finally sucked me into posting! I've been a big fan since you "Went South". You make waiting for my next trip almost bearable. Thank you so much for sharing with us and making my day. Actually my week since it's taken me that long to get through it all. I guess I better go see what my kids have been up to...

By the way, if you really want to get under Zzub's skin, give him a big WAR EAGLE! I mean, since you guys don't really like each other that much

 

[AshClan]

Come back from the weekend refreshed and ready to regale us some more.

Happy Labour Day. (If I spell it that way, it can be a Canadian holiday, right?!)

 

[Master Gracie]

Well, I hope you're happy. You have enticed me to crawl from my deathbed to post, once again frittering away part of my life, on this sad excuse for a TR.

Well done.

Of course, now I, inexplicably, have nothing to say.

I should have been here yesterday. I could have said stuff then.

Oh well.

To borrow from another thread about reading and the like...

You should all read Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind. I like it. Wizard's First Rule is very relevant.

By the way. You should take a laptop on your many trips so as to continue this farce while you are away.

 

[Tosie]

Adding bone saw to my packing list.

 

[mikymouse]

While we sat waiting endlessly for our table to come up, Calvin wandered over and we had one of our chats...
Calvin: What do we eat at this place? I can't remember.
Me: That's because you slept through it all last time.
Calvin: Oh yeah. Is this the place with the coconut races? And all the meat?
Me: You betcha. Plus they have the big bowls of shrimp and the chicken wings that Tommy really likes. Remember?
Calvin: God wouldn't eat here.
Me: (pause) Come again?
Calvin: I said that God wouldn't eat here.
Me: (pause) Is it because God doesn't limbo? Or like drinks served in big pineapples?
Calvin: God hates shrimp.
Me: Pardon?
Calvin: A kid in my class said he's not allowed to eat shrimp because of his religion. That God doesn't like people eating shrimp and seafood.
Mellyman: Well Calvin... some people have religious beliefs which... blah... blah... blah... blah... yada... blah.

(I felt the need to interupt his explanation)

Me: Hold on Melly. I think we should pursue this a little further. So. Calvin?
Calvin: Uh huh?
Me: Where WOULD God eat at Disney?
Calvin: Oh. Definitely Pecos Bills.
Me: Why?
Calvin: He'd like the topping bar.

Loved this one and all the rest of the Calvin Converstations. You remind me of Erma Bombeck.