Can't wait to see these losers butcher Queen.
An opening medley? They make an adorable Glee club. But man o man are they just massacring Another One Bites the Dust

. Oh gooood...now they're ruining the best stadium rock song ever

. And what a crime We Are The Champions

.
JESSICA: Bohemian Rhapsody...Once again she's steered into singing a song that has NO connection or relevance to a 16 year old. I am not buying this on her at all. It's vocally weak and meaningless. Fail.
SKYLAR: The Show Must Go On...an interesting choice. I like this Queen song a lot. It's dramatic. I like that she has left the country twang by the wayside. However, without the steel guitars and fiddles and her countryfried ways it really shows how meh she is as a singer. Props for going out of the comfort zone.
JOSHUA: Crazy Little Thing Called Love...Predictable and irrelevant as usual for Josh. He looks and sounds like a Vegas act.
ELISE: I Want it All...I like this song on her. She really needs to be fronting a classic rock type band. This suits her well. Good job.
PHILLIP: Fat Bottomed Girls...I LOVE this song. It makes me smile. He looks a bit like any minute he's going to have a coronary though. I think we all knew he had to choose this song. It's okay...FUN as all get out...but just okay.
HOLLIE: Save me...predictable and boring.
JESSICA: Dance With My Father...She's singing about when she was a child..SHE IS A CHILD! I find this annoying actually. This is clear pandering, meant to get her likely flagging votes up as they tug at the sympathetic vote. They couldn't pimp this kid harder if they were wearing a gold sharkskin suit and changed the show's name to HuggyBear Idol.
SKYLAR: Look, Reba's back! This is just meh again. She really only sings well when she's shouting.
JOSHUA: This is pretty, but irrelevant again. At least it feels a little more contemporary and less screamy. Probably one of the cooler things he's done. I call it a win.
ELISE: This is too nasally for me. I liked her first song better. This isn't relevant either. Kind of off-key and just weird.
PHILLIP: Hmm. What a strange song. And why is Rachel Dratch on fiddle? I don't know how to feel about this.
HOLLIE: Didn't somebody already sing this song this season?? Well at least it's a song that fits her, finally! This really was a good moment for her. Well done.
