Am I crazy? Do you think DH will get the hint?

[Briarmom]

Oh, no, here we go, shopping with Briarmom! Briar is great at picking out expensive things to buy!

I'm sorry dear, but this is the PERFECT plan.
Not only does she get a trip to WDW, but she gets cute undies and a little !!!!

It is a win/win situation for all.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm sorry dear, but this is the PERFECT plan.
Not only does she get a trip to WDW, but she gets cute undies and a little !!!!

It is a win/win situation for all.

You are so very right!

 

[Disney1fan2002]

It's generally because typically hints don't give adequate details in order for us to take that hint and properly execute it.

Example: I'm given a hint about a WDW trip, so I book one for dates I think would work well. Next thing you know, I find out the week I picked has 2 birthday parties, 3 games and a dinner that I didn't know about. I'm screwed, even though I was trying to do the right thing.

OK, so you didn't read rule number 678.9 in the Men's Book of Rules...the one that states, when it comes to booking WDW vacations, you just give the woman the yes or no, and the woman does all the planning!

 

[laura001]

Um, Laura, you are supposed to actually have, uh, sex with him, not just send him the dancing bananas. What exactly do you want him to do with them at work? I'm dying here in Maryland--there's only so much I can do as your coach. I think I need a nap!

Guess you didn't know coaching could be so exhausting. I have no idea how we had 3 kids without your help.

 

[laura001]

That is priceless.

OK. Here's what you do. Email him and say...

If you give the ok for me to book a WDW trip (with free dining staying at X hotel) etc etc....

I will buy YOU something here http://www.victoriassecret.com/

Poor guy, first dancing banana's, then lingerie.....HELP...I NEED MY COACH what to do? what to do?

 

[Briarmom]

Poor guy, first dancing banana's, then lingerie.....HELP...I NEED MY COACH what to do? what to do?

I am telling you, spell it out for him.
If WDW, then Victoria's Secret.
If Victoria's Secret, then (only use your favorite non-DIS friendly euphamism for the part).
Mail me a postcard!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Guess you didn't know coaching could be so exhausting. I have no idea how we had 3 kids without your help.

yeah, yeah, yeah, I have 4 kids and I wonder how some days...

Poor guy, first dancing banana's, then lingerie.....HELP...I NEED MY COACH what to do? what to do?

Maybe you should buy a purse...a coach purse, of course.

Seriously, when my DH starts complaining about my trips, I start showing him what I could be spending my money on.

Briarmom, I think that if she just buys the Victoria's Secret first, the trip will follow. Of course the 4th child might follow, too.

 

[laura001]

Briarmom, I think that if she just buys the Victoria's Secret first, the trip will follow. Of course the 4th child might follow, too.

I have my game plan ready for today...
victoria secret website
little lingerie this evening
loads of dancing banana's (the real ones)

Tomorrow's plan...
WDW!!!!

Oh, by the way, if there is a fourth....I am shipping it to you!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I have my game plan ready for today...
victoria secret website
little lingerie this evening
loads of dancing banana's (the real ones)

Tomorrow's plan...
WDW!!!!

Oh, by the way, if there is a fourth....I am shipping it to you!!!

Your plan sounds good!

Well, except for shipping the 4th to me...I'll keep her for a week or two (has to be a she--I've had my feel of he's, a boy would go back right away) and then ship her back! Who am I fooling? I'd fall in love and keep her (or even him). But don't tell my teenagers because I told them that I'm not raising any grandchildren!

 

[L107ANGEL]

This thread is too funny