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OK.
Our Party of 4 arrives at F! theater gates at 8:30 for a 9PM show.
(
pre-arrival time to around 30 minutes maximum)
Our Party of 4 encounters appox. 2,500 other guests arriving at the same time.
It is now 30 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
Our Party of 4 does not know where to find seats Poca J-24, Poca J-25, Poca J-26, Poca J-27.
So, they wait behind appox. 2,000 other guests who also do not know where to find their specific seats for a CM to take them there, or at least explain where to go.
By now, there are about 4,200 guests waiting to get to their seats.
It is now 20 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
Our Party of 4 does now has been told where the Poca(hontas) SECTION is in the theater, but they can't quite get there due to 3,587 guests in front of them.
Also, they don't know exactly where seats Poca J-24, Poca J-25, Poca J-26, Poca J-27 are, in the Poca(hontas) section.
It is now 15 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
5,900 guests are "somewhere" in the F! theater.
Our Party of 4 now reaches the Poca(hontas) SECTION is in the theater, and they walk down the aisle/steps to locate row J.
When they do find row J, there are already about 30 guests sitting in that row.
They try to side-slip by 20, or so other guests to find seats 24, 25, 26, 27.
No room.
Somebody is in the wrong seats.
They must side-slip by the 20, or so other guests back out to the aisle/steps.
It is now 10 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
6,900 guests are "somewhere" in the F! theater.
Three members of Our Party of 4 stay put, clogging the aisle/steps while
Member One goes to find a CM.
Member One spies a harried CM (who is helping about 15 other guests at the time.)
Member One finally gets to ask CM.
CM says Our Group of Four is not in the Poca(hontas) section.
The Poca(hontas) section is one section over.
It is now 5 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
7,100 guests are "somewhere" in the F! theater.
Member One makes his way back down the aisle/steps.
Can't find the rest of the group.
7,100 guests are attempting to do The Wave with the requisite "WOOOOs."
Member One spies the rest of the group "WOOOing" at the bottom of the aisle/steps. (They were in the way, so they moved.
It is now 2 minutes to lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud, show-time.
8,000 guests are "somewhere" in the F! theater.
Our Party of 4 trudges back up to row J, turns to the next section which IS the correct Poca(hontas) section.
Row J is full. Someone is in the wrong seats.
SHOW-TIME!
Lights-out, pitch-black, super-loud.
Lunacy.