All the way from Florida to enjoy the Wonder 3 night - Nov 8-11 - COMPLETE

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Wonder Cruise - Day 1
Thursday, November 8

The main characters are me & DW, DS4 and DS9. We were on the cruise with MIL and FIL who are celebrating 50 years of marriage with at least 7 or 8 of them being happy as far as they can remember. My wife’s brother, his wife and son (16) are also on board as well as her other brother, wife, daughters 11 and 13 and son 20.

Background. My wife and I have been on 10+ cruises. This is the 3rd Disney cruise for us and the 2nd for our boys. The last Disney cruise was 1 year ago. MIL and FIL had never been on the Disney ship before, but have traveled on most of the other lines, NCL, RCCL, etc.

Thursday morning. The boys are a bit more hyper and excited than usual, although it is hard to tell really, since they are perpetual motion anyway. I begin to load the mini van with all the luggage that my wife has packed. Evidently, she thinks we must be relocating to Nassau permanently. She’s most excited about the fact that we don’t have to fly and thus don’t have to obey those pesky 50 lb limits and 2 bags per person limits. That’s fine with me, I didn’t need those spinal discs aligned anyway.

About 10:30 we leave the house and make it all the way to the end of the street before my wife declares she’s forgotten her sunglasses. As I’m backing down the road, DS4 screams “Dad, you’re going the wrong way”. So at 10:37, we leave once again, knowing full well that we’ve forgotten something despite the fact that we need a forklift to load the luggage onto the Wonder. (It was DS4’s blanket and stuffed dog). We stop at FIL and MIL’s house to pick them up as they live in the same city. Just as we are leaving their house I remember another thing I forgot – my earplugs. My wife and her family can all talk at the same time and can evidently listen to multiple conversations at once.

After an hour of “rock concert” level noise, a hush fell as the Disney ship came into view. That lasted about 2 seconds. It was around 11:45 and there were not many cars in line to drop off the luggage. I tipped the handlers $3 per bag – with the number of bags we had, I’m sure they can now retire comfortably. 5 minutes later, I was parked and making my way to the ship. We quickly got through security despite the Tigger like antics of our boys.

The terminal is beautiful. We got in the Castaway Club line and checked in amazingly fast thanks to having filled everything out on-line. BIG DISAPOINTMENT was that we did not get any CC lanyards or pins. We loved trading these pins at Disney World cause they seemed fairly rare there. Next we went over to the kids club line and got our pager and the boys got their ID bracelets. This also was very quick since we’d already pre-registered them. MIL and FIL are amazed at how quickly everything is going. We walk on board and our name is announced. We jokingly do the little “homecoming queen in the parade” wave. Later, as my SIL and family came aboard, she told them their family name was the “Fockers”. And YES, they announced it.

The VACATION can officially begin now – no more lines and no more forms to fill out. We got on the elevator and headed toward Beach Blanket for lunch. Because the gangway is covered and you do not see the ship, MIL thought we were still in the terminal. Woops. What was that about no more lines? The line for Beach Blanket was not long, but was moving slower than continental drift. I did find the problem - if only Disney could do something about all those picky kids on the ship. We sat outside and enjoyed lunch as the boys talked about all the fun things they were going to do. The weather was absolutely perfect. When lunch was done, it was 1:30, so we went to check into our room 2626. They were not quite ready, and it was about 1:45 before we were allowed in. The room was very clean, as is the entire ship. This is another example of where Disney outperforms most other cruise lines. They keep the ship and rooms in excellent condition – always painting and cleaning.

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We had read the reports of this being a noisy room, but since we were just on the other side of the ship last year (2118) and found the room to be very quiet, we hoped the reports were wrong, or that the reporters were just “too sensitive”. Unfortunately, we did have some loud noises. They were repetitive bangs and hydraulic pump noises that never lasted more than 5 minutes, but were very noticeable. Thankfully, we never heard any between 11:00pm and 5:30 am. But still – if you like to go to sleep early and/or sleep in, this room is too noisy. Then there were our neighbors. Somehow, the guests in the room right next to us got on the wrong ship. I’m sure they were supposed to be on Carnival because they were rude, obnoxious and LOUD at all hours of the night.

We had a lovely view of the garbage bin outside our stateroom window and DS4 waved to all the union workers loading on the food. Our luggage had not arrived yet, so we just changed into our swim suits which we had packed in our day bag and headed for the Mickey Pool. It was a bit windy and chilly on deck, but that did not stop the kids from enjoying the pool and slide – with an occasional trip to warm up in the hot tub. While the boys enjoyed themselves, my wife and I got the drink of the day (Bahama Mama). I got a hot dog, chicken fingers and fries from Pluto’s Dog House. YES, I know I just had lunch, Thank You Very Much. Those are the only items I like from Plutos. The hamburgers are not nearly as good as you will get at CC.

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DS4 on slide. Ignore those dark clouds in the sky.

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Getting warm.

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Wife and her father and Bahama Mama.



Well, before you know it, we have to do the emergency drill. DS4 asks what’s going on and I made the mistake of telling him we had hit an iceberg, not realizing that DS9 had recently told him all about the Titanic after reading the Magic Tree House book about it. After my wife calmed him down and finished hitting me with the life vest (that little light hurts), we made our way to Animator’s Palette to listen to all the kids blow on the whistles. I didn’t know why we were not meeting at the life boat, but I suppose in a real emergency, I’d want to try to get one last meal in before the ship sank.

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Back in the room my wife starts to unpack (our luggage had arrived), and the boys start to argue about what to watch on TV – just like home, except this time it is costing us a lot more money to listen to them argue. DS9 and I go up on deck to the sail away party and watch as the ship sails out of the port. I was able to capture the ships horn on the camera which I had missed last year.

If you look off to the port side of the ship near the coast guard station, you will see two yellow buoys that sort of look like Gemini Space Capsules. One has a white radome on top and the other does not. I was the project engineer on that buoy and they were constructed where I work. There is one in the Sea of Japan and one in the Med. These two are used for testing and spares.

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Back to the room to get ready for dinner. Our first night was Parrot Cay at 6:00 pm. We were a party of 14 and had table 23. Our server’s English was a little hard to understand at first, but he was excellent. You seldom read about bad wait staff on DCL (probably because they are not American and actually work hard). It takes me several months back home to get used to eating at restaurants and putting up with the horrible service from waitresses and waiters. I guess if it were not for such horrible meals back at home, we would not appreciate the cruise meals and staff as much. Our boys were anxious to get to the kids clubs despite the wait staff going to great lengths to make things fun for the children. In fact, another reason we love DCL is that ALL the staff cater to the kids and try to make everything fun for them. Our waiter was able to get their meals out quickly so that after about 1 hr, I checked them into the club and lab. Compared to last year, the food quality seemed a bit lower, but it also could have been our expectations. I’m always amazed at how good the food tastes considering they have to serve so many people. For appetizer I had the baked crab martinique which was on the cheesey side but was excellent. I also orderd the cold cream of mango and papaya soup which is like drinking melted mango and papaya ice cream - yummy. My DW's cream of sweat onion soup was also fantastic. For the entree I ordered the mixed grill. The best parts were the bacon wrapped suasage, the shrimp, and the lamb - and I don't usually care for lamb. It was perfectly prepared. My DW ordered the Grouper but with the sweet potato fries from the ribs entree as her side. However, the sweet potato fries were really large chuncks of potato that had NOT been fried. But that was our only disapointment with the meal, so can't really complain. On to desserts. The creme brulee cheesecake tasted like typical NY style with no creme brulee flavoring, but still really good as cheesecake goes. I had the French toast banana bread pudding with coconut ice cream. It was VERY good.

My MIL still recalls stories of the great depression days, so for her, you just can’t waste food. She’s the type that has hundreds of parkay butter containers in the fridge, none of which actually contain parkay. They contain all her leftovers going back to the Carter administration. She’s also the one you see at restaurants putting the extra bread rolls into her purse along with packets of sugar (which they will never miss). So she was having a hard time letting the waiter take dishes away with food still on them. First, she’d try to pass it off to one of the children or grandchildren. Then, she’d ask for a to-go box. Eventually she dealt with the fact that she could not change the way Disney operated their dining room; although I am sure they will be getting her recommendations in writing shortly. One of my SILs was feeling sea sick even though I could barely tell we’d left the dock. She was not sick enough to leave the table, but you could tell she was not 100% either. So every time she looked over at my direction I’d slowly sway side to side. She didn’t get the joke.

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Mickey with lycoprene.


It was about 7:50 when we left the table. We grabbed an after dinner drink at the Promenade Lounge and listed to the live music. Then it was time for Hercules the Muse- Ical. We checked out DS4, but DS9 did not want to see the show. He remembered it from last year and was having too much fun in the club. The show was good by cruise ship standards, but still, we’d seen it back in 2000 and again last year. DS4 laughed quite a bit even though he did not get the jokes.

After the show, my wife and DS4 went to sleep. I took DS9 out of the kids club and we walked around the upper decks and stopped by the arcade. We still had money left on an arcade card from last year, and since it was just under 365 days, it still worked. I’m always amazed at how much money some kids spend there and Disney makes it very easy to charge to your room key. I also like the marketing brains at Disney who decided the costs for each game. Its not your typical 25, 50, 75, 100, etc. There are some that are 35, 40, 60 and other odd numbers. The idea must be that you end up with a card, like we did, with 20 points on it and since you don’t want to leave that unused portion and there are no games for 20, you need to add more money to the card, except the minimum is 100 points. Genius.

Well, I was tired, DS9 was now tired, and despite it only being 10:30 and my feeling like I was cheating myself out of more fun and food, I headed for the room and sleep.

Complete photo album here: http://picasaweb.google.com/Bornefamily
 
The Fockers? That sounds like something my DH would do!:lmao: I'm enjoying your TR. Keep it coming!:thumbsup2
 
Love your sense of humor other than the swaying side-to-side to make SIL sick -- not nice! Y:sad2: ou are a good sport for putting up with so many in-laws. Looking forward to reading the rest!
 
Just wanted to share another photo. My MIL won the raffle for 2 free photos.

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As you can see, every one was very excited about the start of our vacation, except DS9, who from his look, must have thought this was all a ruse and we were actually taking him to the museum of homework and vegetables that are good for you.

Ok kiddo - you are going on this Disney cruise even if we have to drag you kicking and screaming and you are going to LIKE it whether you, ... ummm... like it or not.

Actually, he had a good time, he's just at that age where he hates getting photos taken, especially if it means he is missing something fun.
 

Wonder Cruise - Day 2
Friday, November 9

We awake and somehow manage to get ourselves and the children dressed. We head up to Beach Blanket with the intention that only the boys were going to eat and that my DW and I would have a nice quiet breakfast at Tritons after checking the boys into the kids club at 9:00. However, as I was going through the line at Beach Blanket with the boys, I was handed a tray with an empty plate for myself. Somehow, it filled with bacon, sausage, ham and other items that appear near the TOP of the food pyramid.
That reminds me of a great idea I have to help Disney save tons of money on food. As you check in at the terminal, there would be a scale to weigh you and it would be printed on your key to the world card. Then, as you disembarked, they would re-weigh you and display the “before” and “after” weights for all to see. I don’t think would deter us men as much as the women.
So the boys and I ate breakfast out on the open air deck as the ship slowly inched towards Nassau. The weather was absolutely perfect. The crew even was saying this was the nicest weather that they could remember in many months. We checked the boys into the kids clubs right at 9:00. Then we had breakfast at Tritons. Definitely the best breakfast on the ship. The eggs benedict are perfect. They have some sort of fruit, granola and yogurt thing – one is made with strawberries and the other is mango – and they were fantastic. My only complaint about breakfast is that the hash browns are not real and resemble those at McDonalds a bit too much. Tip to DCL – even though McDonalds sells millions, that doesn’t make it good. But the breakfast potatoes are a good substitute. Here again, the wait staff were superb, even after working long hours the night before. And my DW had no sympathy for them, as she was continually making special requests or substitutions. She can’t just have OJ – no. It has to be 75% OJ with and 25% grapefruit juice. They are so nice and polite when fulfilling her requests as well as the “special” requests of all the other guests. I could never work a job where I had to deal with the public, especially my wife (just kidding) ((in case she reads this))(((no honey, you are perfect – here, have some whole grain wheat toast with 66.6% strawberry and 33.3% blackberry jam))).

After a wonderful breakfast and a dozen cups of coffee (those efficient waiters kept refilling after every sip), we were ready to get off the ship. Picked up the boys from their clubs, packed our bags with snorkeling gear and stolen towels from the pool area and disembarked the ship. As we got off the pier and started through the rows of vendors, my DS4 decides he can’t walk any farther. This is the same kid who climbed up the stairs to the pool slide 281 times yesterday. Luckily, all we need to do is say that must mean “nap time” and it’s like when a cat hears a can opener.

For our morning, we’ve decided to try something different than what most everyone else does. While half the in laws were making their contributions to the local economy via the casinos, and the other half were fending off hair braiders and taxi cab drivers, we decided to go to Love Beach. You don’t hear much about it, but it is a very nice beach about 10 minutes past Cable Beach, but a world apart in that it is secluded. We did the city walk/tour ourselves last year with the boys, and my DW and I have done Nassau several other times, including Paradise Island and Atlantis. We also plan to spend a week vacation at Atlantis with the boys in a year or two. So we get a taxi, which is not that easy since Love Beach is past the airport and the taxi drivers make more money taking people to the closer Paradise Island. We found a really nice driver who was taking some people to Cable Beach and said he’d go the extra distance for us (assuming we actually paid him more). We arranged for him to pick us up 1.5 hrs later.

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LOVE BEACH - where are all the people? Who cares.



We had the beach to ourselves. I guess it would be a bit scary for some people to be so isolated with two small children and no means of travel, so I don’t recommend it for those not used to going “off the beaten path”. My DW is the adventurous type and I’m the one expecting every person around us, including our relatives, to mug us. So together, we do just fine. We had read and were told that this was the best “off the beach” snorkeling in New Providence Island. Not so. The coral is all dead and there is very little sea life. Even so, the boys had fun in the surf and farther down were some old exposed coral that housed small pools with snails and some small fish. The cab driver was back right when he said he would be. In fact, he’d not gone back into town, but had taken a nap. Had he not been there, the Compass Point resort was within walking distance, so I was not worried.

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Interesting snails. Ummm - can't wait for escargot tonight.

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The exposed coral was very smooth so there was no threat of being cut.


We had felt a bit guilty about taking the pool towels for use on the beach, thinking they might send Pluto to track us down, but at the foot of the gangway to the ship was a place to throw used towels. Once back on board, we let the kids play in the Mickey pool and we ate lunch there. My DS9 thought it was cool that he could go up and order whatever he wanted for free. Ha – wait till he sees the credit card bill where we charged the cruise – goodbye allowance. My wife and I selected items from Goofy’s Galley. The panninis (spell checker hasn’t a clue) are wonderful and the wraps are pretty good too.

DS4 wants to go to the kids club and DS9 wants to see The Game Plan with his grandpa and one of the cousins. Dw and I had some alone time and you know what that means - it was the perfect time for us to flee the ship and obtain new identities. Or spend time at the Spa, which is cheaper if you don’t count the future psychologist visits. We just bought the Rain Forest (?) day use where you can use the steam baths and saunas. It was really nice although they need more than 4 of those hard tile lounges to lie on. (I am not being sarcastic this time; they actually are pretty nice to lie on). We’d done the exotic rasul before and so did not book it this cruise thinking we would not have time. Plus, the romance faded quickly after I mentioned to my DW that she should look into the liposuction and cellulite reduction package. We actually fell asleep laying down on the lounges. I know this because she elbowed me when my snoring woke her from her dream where she was being chased by a pirate. I didn’t need to bother asking if it was Hook or Sparrow.

Two very short hours later, we were back in the room. DS9 came back from his movie, we’d gotten DS4 from kids club, reluctantly (he was reluctant to leave, not us reluctant to get him, although sometimes we’d like it if there was an Oceaneer’s club attached to our house). Now it was time to meet up with all the various laws and take group photos. This was the highlight of the trip for me. I’d been looking forward to this like having a root canal with no anesthesia. My MIL was directing all 13 of the relatives into various concoctions of poses, all the while telling the photographer what he was doing wrong. “OK, lets have Mickey get the heck out of the way and move that Christmas tree over a few inches to the right. Can you change that white background to mauve? I don’t like that sun. The real sun does not have Mickey ears. Why can’t they have nice backgrounds like they do at Sears.” The only thing keeping me from throwing her overboard was that we were in Nassau and I don’t think they get as many cable channels in prison as they do in the states. In all fairness, it went pretty good considering my MIL had to round up 14 people and get them all to stand in the correct spots.

Now that THAT was out of the way, it was time for dinner at Tritons. You all with children know the routine. Sit down for dinner, take DS4 to bathroom, order wine, take DS4 to bathroom again (#2 as opposed to #1, 30 seconds ago), order meal, take DS4 to kids club, taste soup, take DS9 to kids club, order 9 more glasses of wine, hope you don’t wake until morning.

It was Pirate party night and so we all were forced to wear the silly bandanas. It was fun for the kids, but once again, our children could only last about 1 hr before they wanted to go to the kids club. We had an excellent meal. I had the tomato basil soup, leek and goats cheese quiche, mixed salad, and the Dijon mustard roasted beef tenderloin. All of which were very good except there was no hint of Dijon mustard flavor on my beef. Most of the desserts sounded great and no one could decide on one, so our server brought out several of each for us to all share. The Grand Marnier Soufflé was my favorite followed by the Cherries Jubilee. Man were we all stuffed. That was the cue our wait staff required before bringing out the 50th wedding anniversary cake. Good thing skin stretches.

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The cake had layers of chocolate filling and was as good as any dessert we had on the cruise.


Without sounding too much like a pompous jerk (too late, isn’t it?), the one thing I like after a gourmet meal that was missing on the ship was a cheese cart. I’d prefer to skip dessert and sample various cheeses, but none was offered. And the only ice wine available was apple flavored. Hey – I eat just as much Mac and Cheese as you do, so don’t judge too harshly.

As a finale to the meal, my FIL gets up and gives a toast about how he and my MIL managed to live together for 50 years and not kill each other. It was very moving – or maybe that was just the ship.

Once again, DS9 did not want to see the show – The Golden Mickeys. So we gathered up DS4 and enjoyed it without him. As my DW said, it is like watching only the best parts of all the classic Disney movies. DS4 fell asleep just before the end and was disappointed he did not get to see Mickey Mouse.

Question – right in the beginning of The Golden Mickeys, the girl on stage learns she has to host the show. She says something like “But the Captain is supposed to be hosting the show.” And someone in the audience yelled out “The Captain is supposed to be driving the boat”, which got a laugh. But I was wondering if that was part of the show – if it was piped in through the sound system because it was so clear. If not, then this funny guy in the audience projected his voice really well.

DW and DS4 are both ready for bed so they head for the cabin while DS9 and I go to the pirate party on deck 9. IMHO, the party is a bit lame until Mickey comes out. It is also very loud. But we hang around because we want to see the fireworks. They were much better this year than I remember them being last year – could be the wind conditions and such. Once the fireworks were over, we were tempted by the huge dessert display and so got in the very long line to sample these incredible looking cakes.

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Just a small part of the large dessert buffet.


There was not too much left by the time we got to them, and they did not taste nearly as good as they looked. It was now about 11:15pm and we reluctantly called it a night.
 
Wonder Cruise - Day 3
Saturday, November 10

We woke this morning to absolutely perfect weather and tried to focus on the fact that we had a full day of fun and sun ahead of us, and NOT that this was our last day of the cruise. We really need to do the week cruise (without the in-laws), but hate taking the kids out of school that long. We all had breakfast at Tritons. I even got the Little Mermaid stuffed waffle thingy. (I’m very comfortable with my masculinity as well as ever expanding stomach). After breakfast, it is back to the cabin to get ready to go. It takes an awful amount of effort to apply sunscreen to running, screaming children and threatening them with the fact that they’ll get skin cancer does not seem to phase them – just wait till they are 40. Finally, we are off the ship and on our way to the beach. We just missed the tram and decide to walk. DS4 has meltdown #1 and its barely 10am yet. His favorite ride at Disney World after the monorail is the parking lot tram. We could never buy him a ticket and just ride the tram and monorail all day and he’d be happy. So he was devastated that we missed the tram. We promised to take it on the way back and that minimized the pain and suffering a bit.

DS4 wanted to dig in the sand with the kids club, so we let him go for a short time. We and DS9 found a spot to put all our bags and gear down amongst the throng of beachgoers. We all got on our Disney approved orange snorkeling vest lest the lifeguard have to yell at us through the big megaphone, and put on the rest of our gear and headed into the water. DS9 who had mastered snorkeling in the pool last summer evidently lost that skill when his brain needed the room for learning how to make rude arm pit noises. He made it about 100 feet and decided he’d rather dig in the sand, which was his favorite activity up there with eating mom’s squash casserole. So my DW continued snorkeling, DS9 actually dug in the sand, and I went back to the chair and was finally going to read a paragraph in my book without interruption – NOT. FIL and MIL come by and start chatting. No big deal, I’ll just keep reading and they will leave me alone. It never works when my wife is talking to me, so I should not have expected it to work on them.

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When DW was done, we got DS4 out of the kids club. He immediately went to play on the playground out in the water. He could not reach the rope lines you are supposed to try to hang onto, but he still had fun just jumping in. Later they closed it because the water level had gotten too low as the tide went out. So DS4 joined DS9 and some of the cousins in attempting to drain the lagoon into the small holes they had dug in the beach – bucket full by bucket full. How can they spend hours digging out sand to make a giant hole, then spend more hours trying to fill it with water, yet can’t pick up their dirty socks off the floor?

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Next we had lunch. My favorite is the ribs, but I also had to sample a hot dog and burger. The Mahi Mahi sandwiches are wonderful, but I prefer it plain. If you open the metal tray behind where they keep the fish sandwiches, it is full of plain fish fillets. They were a little spicy this time compared to last year, but cooked perfectly.

After lunch, the boys continued digging their way to China. DW and I sat in chairs at he edge of the water and drank mojitos. TIP: Drinks are 2 for 1 at the bar between 1-2 pm. It is in the flyer but in very small print. By around 2:30 – 3:00, we’d had our fill of sun and sand. We rounded up the boys and headed back to the ship. This time we got on the tram. DS4 complained that it was not as fast as the Disney World trams. Ha Ha – he’s a funny little kid. As we were walking up to the ship there was no line for getting your photo with Donald Duck so we have a nice shot of Donald and DS4. DS9 is too old to want his photo with Donald (and too young to want his photo with Aerial).

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After getting cleaned up, MIL and FIL called the room and asked DS9 to visit with them for a while. Soon after, the one SIL and her daughters invited DS4 to watch Ratatouille at the movie theater. He’d not seen it yet, so was very excited. Now that DW and I were alone again for a couple hours, you know what that means… we put the DO NOT DISTRUB sign on the door knob, locked it firmly, and … took a nap.

It was 5:30 when the alarm went off to wake us from our nap. Seconds later, DS9 arrived back at the room. He was ready for kids club, so I took him to get checked in. DS4 got checked into the kids club after the movie by my SIL (you can give check in and check out privileges to other adults in your party and they paged me a message saying when she checked him in – nice touch). Tonight the boys were eating with their kids club because we had 6:30 reservations at Palos. Last year we ate there with 2 other couples we were traveling with and it was one of the best meals we’d ever had. So this year, I booked it well in advance. Tonight we were going with one of the SILs, her husband and their DS20.

We finished getting ready at 6:15. Perfect time to head for our 6:30 reservation– right? Not for my wife. In her coordinate system, 15 minutes looks like 3 hours. Einstein explained it all with relativity, but the problem is I’m always operating on HER clock. Anyway, she decides that is plenty of time to run to the Radar Trap and pick up a couple bottles of cheap liquor. Our cabin, as well as Palos, is way AFT. Radar Trap is, of course you’ve already figured this one out, far FWD. As far fwd as is possible from our cabin. However, for only the small penalty of my increased blood pressure, we got a bottle of Grand Marnier (secret ingredient to great margaritas) and Chambord (for making nuts & berries dessert drink – add Bailys and Frangelico) for a good price.

In all fairness to my DW, we arrive at Palos around 6:10 and promptly wait 10 more minutes for the in-laws to arrive (where’s my medication?). We have another wonderful meal and wonderful waiter. He had one of those names that you can’t remember, much less pronounce it, but if you saw it in writing, you’d recognize it. For appetizer I have the tuna which is presented perfectly – paper thin. Don’t dig in at first, as your server will come around with the Italian lemon olive oil to pour over the tuna. My DW got the grilled portabella mushroom which was so good, she forgot to share with me. The calamari was fried just right, and came with a fried chili pepper on the side, so not exactly Rhode Island style, but great none the less. Next I had the ½ portion of wild mushroom and hazelnut risotto and DW had the ½ portion of pumpkin and broccoli gnocchi. (You can ask for half portions although it is not listed on the menu). Her dish was unique and we finished it. Mine was very good as well, but we did not want to fill up. Next I had the monkfish. Don’t look at a picture of the fish and you’ll be fine. It is one of the ugliest fish served in US restaurants (obviously you can’t compare to what is served in Japan). This fish is as close to lobster meat as I’ve found having a very mild flavor. Everyone else at the table had the beef tenderloin and each was prepared exactly to specification. Finally, for dessert, as usual, we could not pick just one. My wife got the tiramisu which is probably one of the best I’ve had. I’ve even had a tiramisu hand made by famous chef David Rosengarten and it was not this good. She also got 3 flavors of gelato (they can put up to 3 flavors in one dish). Any of the gelatos should be your last bite of the meal. Yum. We had samples of all the other desserts and could not decide which was the best. Yes, everyone raves about the chocolate soufflé, but when you get right down to it, it is nothing but undercooked brownies. We even had the dessert pizza – wow. Don’t let the word “pizza” fool you into thinking it should not be listed in the dessert column. If we did not have to leave for the show, we surely would have lingered a bit longer to pick at more of the desserts. Once again, Palo met my extremely high expectations. I’d recently read on the DISboard about someone whose experience was disappointing in that they were only allowed to order one item from each category. I’m glad to say that it must have been their server and not the general policy.

DW picks up DS4 from kids club and I pick up DS9 from the kids club and we all meet the rest of the in-laws for the Disney Dreams show. This time, DS9 did not want to miss the show as he remembered some of it from last year. A little extra bit of magic was added from last year, but I don’t want to spoil it for those who have not seen it recently. My favorite part is when tink sprinkles pixie dust on the ship. I always get goose bumps. DS4 fell asleep again, so I carried him back to our room.

At some point during the cruise, I forget when, the boys wanted to ride the mid ship elevators – the glass ones. Going up and down and really not going anywhere is great fun for them. There was a very nice woman on with us whose daughter was right up there against the glass with my boys. As the elevator descended, we passed a Little Mermaid scene. The mom tells her little girl – “look honey, there is a crab”. I looked at her a bit confused and said “That’s Sebastian. You remember him from Little Mermaid, right?”. Well, she admitted that she knew none of the Disney characters and had seen none of the movies. Oh the poor child. We must lock her and her mother into the room with the TV tuned to the classics channel. It never occurred to me that there were people in the world like that, much less did I think I’d ever meet them on a Disney cruise. I advised her not to let anyone know of her ignorance lest she be thrown off the ship by an angry mob of moms and their kids dressed as a Disney hero or heroine.

So now comes the fun part for my wife. Packing everything up and placing the suitcases outside in the hallway before the clock strikes 11, while prying her eyelids open with the little umbrellas from the tropical drinks. I of course, chipped in by giving her helpful tips on how she should never have packed so much in the first place. She never appreciates my help. The lack of sleep has finally caught up to my 9 yr old as he is not jumping from the upper bunk onto our bed this night. Instead he says he’s ready to go to sleep. We check his temp, but he’s apparently ok.

After the bags are out in the hallway, we try to sleep. That’s when DW asks me to add one more item she’s forgotten to one of the suitcases. But I protest cause I’m in boxer shorts. Oh, don’t be such a baby – I packed all those suitcases and you can’t do this one thing for me, blah blah blah. Yes, you all know what happens, and I swear I remember it from an episode of 3’s Company. I go out the door without a key and as I’m out there shoving my wife’s wet swimsuit into the suitcase, 3 teenage girls come down the hall and start giggling. Thank god DW had not packed my boxers with the little hearts. This one had the Tabasco bottle pattern – much more masculine. I don’t think the girls suffered any permanent damage.

Now we try to sleep again, and along comes the group who were meant to be on the Carnival ship. It was just about midnight before we get to sleep. No WAY am I getting up at 6:30 or whatever to eat breakfast. Luckily I read the DISboards and knew we can eat anytime we want at Beach Blanket, so I set the alarm for 7:30. But my plans are foiled as MIL calls at 6:00 and wants to know if we are going to meet them for breakfast at 6:30. Good thing the kids were in the room and I had to use clean language.

You all know the rest. We take our showers and get the last of our items packed in our day bag all the while listening to the Not So Delightful Anymore cruise director whose suddenly lost all that perkiness announce every few minutes that us stowaways should have already eaten and gotten the heck off the ship cause our cruise is OVER – O.V.E.R. Well, at least that is the way it sounded. After eating at BB we disembark the ship. Now comes the fun part of finding our luggage.

TIP: REMEMBER YOUR LUGGAGE TAG COLOR.

No one told me we had to remember the color??? I announce to my wife that it is either Red or Purple and we begin our search. (It was Blue). Remember the final scene in Raider’s of the Lost Ark where they place the ark in a huge government warehouse approximately the size of Connecticut? That is what this warehouse full of luggage reminded me of. It also reminded me of Nassau because I was accosted about 37 times by those helpful union workers asking if we needed any assistance transporting our luggage or if my wife wanted her hair braided. I do feel sorry for those guys since their business dropped 10 fold once luggage with wheels was invented. (Yes Timmy, there was a time when luggage was HARD sided and weighed 30 lbs empty and did not have wheels and you actually had to carry it). We breezed through security and were soon on I-95S. Man that went by quick. You know the cruise is officially over when the first load of laundry starts and you turn the stove on to cook your own meals.

The END. Hope you enjoyed my TR. For more photos...

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What a great report - loved your pictures. I ttally agree about that first load of laundry!
 
I love your sense of humor! I laughed out loud! We also go to Love Beach every time we are in Nassau, and can't wait to go back and have a banana daiquiri on the patio at Travelor's Rest!:rotfl:
 
I love your sense of humor! I laughed out loud! We also go to Love Beach every time we are in Nassau, and can't wait to go back and have a banana daiquiri on the patio at Travelor's Rest!:rotfl:

Thanks. Not many people know about Love Beach, and those who gather the courage to go are usually talked out of it by the taxi drivers. The snorkeling really stinks all over NPI from the beach despite what the guide books say. My last banana daiquiri was in 1986. But I can still taste them now.
 
I got a couple complaints from people who obviously did not get my humor and were somewhat angry that I complained about there being kids on the ship in my report. Sorry it came across that way, but it is called sarcasm. Maybe they just read the first couple paragraphs. So I just want to make it clear that I LOVE kids. I have the heart of a kid. Its in a jar on my desk.
 


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