My musings from my first Super Soap!
1. Women are nuts. They will trample you to death and walk right over your dead body.
2. Women are apparently gross, too. What was up with those nasty, distgusting bathrooms?!
3. Yes, they REALLY are as gorgeous in person as they are on TV. Both the men and the women.
4. Alicia Minshew kissed my husband.

He stood in her line for me while I went to WWTBAM. When he told her to make the photo out to me and explained why, she thought he was fabulous and gave him a little something extra. I'm jealous. I wanted to meet Alicia.
5. I'm not sure I understand what was going on with the bathroom near Muppets. Was that the bathroom where the soap people went? Why were there people standing there?? I think Thorsten Kaye is hot, but I have no desire to hear him tinkle.
6. Thorsten Kaye is hot. To everyone in the stand-by line who yelled at me - grow up. It's not MY fault we were having a good conversation. It's not MY fault you didn't get there early enough to get a Fast Pass. And, yes, he DID give me his towel and, no, I didn't ask for it. He felt bad that y'all yelled at me because it was his fault. To everyone who has no idea what I'm talking about.....when I got up to him, we started talking as he was writing (as he appeared to do with everyone in front of me). He asked where I was from. I told him. He asked what I did for a living. I told him. He didn't believe me. He said all the lawyers he knows are ugly old men. I jokingly offered to show him my Bar card - he was dead serious when he said he wanted to see it.

So, I had to dig through my wallet to find it. Meanwhile, some broad in the stand-by line starts yelling at me that he won't have time for them. I told him I had to go because they would probably hunt me down and kill me (see number 1, above). He grabbed his towel and threw it at me "for your troubles". I actually saw him the next day while he was being marched through the crowd with security and he yelled, "That's Carla, my lawyer!" Apparently, the stand-by people being so rude made him remember me. So, THERE.
7. I had a great time and, if I'm able (meaning if I'm not pregnant or if I don't have a newborn), I'd definitely go again next year.
8. The guy at The Swan was telling people the park opened at 9am and he had no idea where they heard otherwise. He's a liar. If you're not at the turnstiles waiting to get in by 6:30, be prepared to be disappointed.
9. Flying down from Boston for just a weekend wasn't as crazy as I thought it was. I actually enjoyed it and, despite it being mass mayhem, managed to relax and have a great time. Totally worth the 2.5 hour flights.

I may do more weekend trips now that I know they are worth it.