Completely brilliant and completely evil, TwoMisfits. I can COMPLETELY see this as a possibility...and it makes me sad because, while I'm in a place in my life now that I can afford to stay in a deluxe (and thus enjoy those sweet, sweet EMHs), for most of my life, even a value would have been beyond me.
Judge me as you must, but the worse thing about flying coach, for me, isn't the coach seats so much as having to file past those smug-faced business dudes in first class. It's not the wider seats that justify that first-class price: it's that sweet, sweet schadenfreude.