JoshuaShaw
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Yeah, but those 17 pages were worth trudging through to get to my brilliant post above you. No sacrifice, no victory.18 pages, guys...
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Yeah, but those 17 pages were worth trudging through to get to my brilliant post above you. No sacrifice, no victory.18 pages, guys...
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I, for one, am more concerned about how the Belgian takeover will affect Anheiser-Bush supplying to the parks. I heard something about retrofitting their arsenal to equip Shamu... not to mention the dolphin forces training covertly and the safari animals rallying.
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Dolphins have long been a thorn in the geopolitical landscape of theme parks. Many people consider them to be benevolent guardians of Earth and space, but I know the truth. They're like Godzilla; they only help humans so that they may one day destroy us. The tank variety are no different from their wild brethren, except they have more reason to hate us, having been forced to perform in what the ocean-dwellers call "The Guantanomo Bay of nature." We must rally the rest of the cetaceans to our cause, lest the dolphins unite them against us.
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Don't let the perma-smile of the bottle nose dolphin fool you. Deep down, they want to bathe in your blood.
Dolphins have long been a thorn in the geopolitical landscape of theme parks. Many people consider them to be benevolent guardians of Earth and space, but I know the truth. They're like Godzilla; they only help humans so that they may one day destroy us. The tank variety are no different from their wild brethren, except they have more reason to hate us, having been forced to perform in what the ocean-dwellers call "The Guantanomo Bay of nature." We must rally the rest of the cetaceans to our cause, lest the dolphins unite them against us.
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Don't let the perma-smile of the bottle nose dolphin fool you. Deep down, they want to bathe in your blood.
Maybe the reason for SeaWorld stockpiling WMD's is to quell any possible dolphin uprising...
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Yeah, but those 17 pages were worth trudging through to get to my brilliant post above you. No sacrifice, no victory.
New subscribers are always welcome. BYOTH (Bring Your Own Tinfoil Hat)
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I'm sorry but mid-March is far from 'peak' season. This time of year always see's shutdowns and rehabs....all through the various parks and resorts. Peak season is going to be over holidays, school vacations, etc. .
To accommodate planned maintenance and nearby construction, we will be temporarily adjusting the operating schedule for the monorail system. Beginning March 2, monorail service on the Magic Kingdom Resort and Express beams will be temporarily suspended during non-peak times, between 11:30 a.m. and 6 p.m.
During this time, watercraft (where applicable) and additional buses will be available to transport Guests to their destinations.
Weather permitting, we expect this work to be complete before the end of the month.
A flyer will be distributed to Guests staying in the affected resorts. The verbiage of that flyer is below.
Walt Disney World ® Resort Guest,
We are delighted you have selected the Walt Disney World ® Resort as your vacation destination!
In order for our Parks and Resorts to continue to flourish as a magical destination, it is necessary for us to make enhancements from time to time.
As a result, to accommodate planned maintenance and nearby construction, we will be temporarily adjusting the operating schedule for the Monorail system. Beginning Friday, March 2, Monorail service on the Magic Kingdom® Resort and Express beams will be temporarily suspended during non-peak times, between 11:30am and 6pm.
During this time, buses and watercraft (where applicable) will be available to transport you to destinations throughout the Walt Disney World ®. If traveling to Epcot®, bus transportation will be provided to the Transportation & Ticket Center, where you may transfer to the Epcot Monorail. Weather permitting, we expect this work to be complete before the end of March.
Please contact the Front Desk with any questions or concerns. We hope your stay with us is truly magical.
Sincerely,
The Cast of the Walt Disney World ® Resort
Personally, I think a major factor in staying at a Monorail resort is the Monorail. If I were in your situation I would asked to be moved to the Beach or Yacht Club..
Couple of very serious and genuine questions: First, what was it about the boats between the MK and the Poly that made them not nearly as convenient as the monorail? And second, of the 60%-70% of the time you spent going to the Magic Kingdom, how much of that was spent in transit?
Wow. Browbeat? And only when we're talking about my statements is it necessary to italicize the word opinion? Why do you find it necessary to imply my opinion is something other than that?
I'm not sure we're reading the same thread. The posters who are advising guests demand compensation are doing exactly that.
More exactly, it would be a combination of the proximity to the Magic Kingdom combined with multiple modes of transportation on a daily basis.Really? There's not a better term?
Yep. There's another DISer whose vacation is affected, and who wrote to Disney about her displeasure, and who changed almost every aspect of her vacation, and now intends to go and have a blast. My opinion doesn't pay for her vacation, either. She was concerned, even disappointed at first. But she's not claiming this is "absolutely unacceptable", either. Lemonade out of lemons...
Okay, I can't take it any more. It's one word, not hyphenated, and it's spelled supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Yep. There's another DISer whose vacation is affected, and who wrote to Disney about her displeasure, and who changed almost every aspect of her vacation, and now intends to go and have a blast. My opinion doesn't pay for her vacation, either. She was concerned, even disappointed at first. But she's not claiming this is "absolutely unacceptable", either. Lemonade out of lemons....
Whales of Mass Destruction?
No it doesn't. We're on a disney board, most of us already realize that it's not the Iran/Israel conflict. I already realize that it does nothing to solve the gas crisis.
I too dislike being reminded of "how lucky I am to be able to set foot on disney property". For me the inference is since I'm sooo lucky to be here I should accept any type of service totally ignoring the fact that I PAID money for that so called "luck". Luck has absolutely nothing to do with my ability to go to disney.
as I say many times if you don't go with the acceptable party line of "Every thing disney does is superb" you all of a sudden need a readjustment on your "perspective".
Dolphins have long been a thorn in the geopolitical landscape of theme parks. Many people consider them to be benevolent guardians of Earth and space, but I know the truth. They're like Godzilla; they only help humans so that they may one day destroy us. The tank variety are no different from their wild brethren, except they have more reason to hate us, having been forced to perform in what the ocean-dwellers call "The Guantanomo Bay of nature." We must rally the rest of the cetaceans to our cause, lest the dolphins unite them against us.
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Don't let the perma-smile of the bottle nose dolphin fool you. Deep down, they want to bathe in your blood.
Supposedly everyone realizes that this not the Iran/Isreal conflict....yet the amount of discourse, personal attacks, angry responses, just continues to steamroll.
Now we have a growing number of people playing the victim card because they feel everyone is attacking them or trying to force them to believe that "everything disney does is superb".
Can you imagine the tone of the conversation if we were talking about something that actually important?
I have to be honest, I'm surprised this thread is still open. Without a doubt this has degenerated to become one most combative, unproductive, and embarassing threads that I have ever followed on the Disboards. It's a train wreck just crying for a Mod to put it out if it's misery.
To the OP...I hope you find a way to enjoy your vacation.
I have to be honest, I'm surprised this thread is still open. Without a doubt this has degenerated to become one most combative, unproductive, and embarassing threads that I have ever followed on the Disboards. It's a train wreck just crying for a Mod to put it out if it's misery.
Can you imagine the tone of the conversation if we were talking about something that actually important?