I submit it can't be done. Impossible!
Not true! I can be- we ARE the proof in the EATING of the pudding. (Remember that discussion of idioms?)
Oh boy. Here it comes.
WHAM!
But you know...Jenbear is the cham-peen of this little crew.
I couldn't remember all the drama surrounding the challenge; I just remember some trash talk ensued (with at least a little done by yours truly). Crow tastes rather nasty.

Maybe you want to rephrase that to "warm up for a second attempt".
Yeah, maybe that's a better way of putting it.
And yes, if you ride that puppy 6 times your arms are going to just hang at your sides as if you're some kind of Neanderthal Tink.
We'd make quite a pair, Tink and I.
Oh, what a coincidence...I just said that!
But seriously, I think it's a good rendering.


Way to work the text, there Glennbo!

It was about as good as your average 4 year old could render.
Stalker!
Speaking of whom, I just got a letter from Jordan.
He's a busy letter writer these days!
I remember thinking that it was actually longer than I thought it was (but I thought it was pretty short, like you). Er, I mean
like you thought, not
like you're short....even though you might be um, vertically challenged.
Commas: The most essential writing tool on the market today.
Anyway, it's still a great ride. My favorite roller coaster at WDW.
Everest, and I'm sticking to it.
I'm going to remember this for a later comment...
I know where this is going!
Now wait a second....isn't that Pat the Poolrat next to you
Why, yes! Yes, it is!
My pride thanks you.
I see you Jenbear!