but I will not be going in order necessarily. Afterall, this is an ALPHABETICAL approach to doing Disney. I'm just going to mix things up willy-nilly and as I feel like it
This should be interesting.
I don't know how you'll keep track of it all, though.
because well, 1) this is my TR,
Always the best reason...
2) this format lends itself to a better telling of the story as a whole
I am very curious to see how this plays out.
3) I've never been very conventional in some things.
Amen, sister.
HOWEVER, having said that, this update does actually fall into chronological order because that's where (ironically, after that whole prelude) it does fit best.
What?????
That, and because it also starts with Letter A.
pffft. You could've used "W" and just said "We're off!"
A is for: Aaaaaand We're Off!!!
Wow, does that bring back memories.
Nebo's TR's used to always include that.
Today was the DAY!!! The day I'd been waiting for and planning for over 2 years!
I can't even imagine. Two years!
It was finally here, and my excitement bubble was nearly bursting!
I'm shocked that it wasn't completely burst by that point.
Oddly, I did sleep very well the previous night
How on Earth did you manage that?!?!?
I woke up around 6:30 and got myself put together
It's getting the arms on that's the toughest.
I was going out to breakfast with my Nurse-y Girls
Nice!
Given the crazy schedules of the hospital girls, with weekends, nights and all that crap,
1. I wouldn't know what that's like. And;
2. You don't have nights? No patients who stay more than a day?
It was all delicious, right down to the Bloody Mary that we toasted each other with before going our separate ways.
Bloody Mary for breakfast.
You're vacationing right.
My little food baby and I loaded up the car
I extracted my kids from the computer
You did? Wow. Impressed.
It was all smooth sailing until he hesitated on an on-ramp after a potty stop and nearly gave me a heart attack by cutting off the oncoming car.
whoops. It happens. As long as he grows out of it eventually. Some never do. Drives me
nuts when people here come to a complete stop. Why? Why????
Yes, he got flipped off by the other driver; yes, it has to happen to everyone at some point in their driving career.
Lo and behold, When you Wish Upon a Star was playing in all its glory!!! Right after that, Once Upon a Dream was played. WHAT THE HECK!?! The snooty sounding Mr. Stone came on to give his commentary bits about the scores, and no lie, the theme of that hour's show was Scores from Children's Movies! So, for the next hour, until we got to our lunch stop, we heard portions of the scores from Peter Pan, Cinderella, Pirates of the Caribbean, Alice in Wonderland, Charlotte's Web, and a few other tunes from some very excellent movies (not all Disney, but close). Accident? I think not!
That's great! Talk about getting you right into the Disney mood!
But the magic was not over yet.
Oh?
We got off of the freeway and parked for our lunch at PF Chang's
I've heard a lot about this place, but have never been.
a hoity-toity shopping complex with fountains
ooooh.... ahhhhhh....
I let the kids choose an entree for us all to split, and they went with Sweet and Sour Chicken.
Of course.
Kid's staple.
The Lettuce cups came out quickly, and were very tasty:
Looks yummy.
the last thing I wanted on vacay was a booted car.
Ugh. No. Glad they don't do that here.
Just as I got there, the car in the VERY next space over was pulling out, so I backed out, and then screamed right into the (only) other 1-hr spot.
No way! Talk about timing!
Except my feet were a bit sore from the walk there and back. Huh.
uh oh.
If you thought that was the foreshadowed magic, you'd be wrong.
What? That you had sore feet?
When the waiter came out, he apologized for the long wait for our Entree and said that the Manager would like to take that off of the bill.
Nice! That's the way it
should be... and frequently isn't.
At home. Natch.
You may ask yourself just how dumb someone has to be to forget shoes. It takes a special kind of stupid. That is all.
Awww... See? You're special!
It's an hour drive without traffic and I wanted her to be home and in bed by 10:00.
Nice of you.
They saw the ice pack in there keeping Zach's growth hormone cold and were pretty sure I was about to take out a whole plane.
Ice pack = okay. Ice pick... not so much.
I mean, anyone who has the mental capacity to forget their Disney shoes is certainly the exact same person who could construct an incendiary device, no?
Actually, that's
exactly the type of person I think would do that.
I finally convinced him that I wasn't going to throw $15,000 worth of medication away
Why not? Just buy more.
We, here in Portland, have a strange little tradition of taking a foot selfie with the airport carpet.
I know about that!!
We had a lot of time to pass, so I'm glad we had our books. Later, I'd have a lot of gas to pass, so was glad to have an aisle seat:

But the poor flight attendant!
But eventually, the late night crabbies set in and waiting got old:
Whoa. Do
not mess with her.
But the jerks at the airport put armrests between Every. Single. Seat. making it completely impossibly to lay down on the seats at all.
I've noticed that. Why is it so hard to put armrests that
can fold up???
So I tried the floor. But I'm old, and the floor just ain't what it used to be.
I hear that!
"We'd like to start by boarding the families with small children"
"Well, mine are relatively small." "No?"
"NO!"
Good try, though.
"Can I be in your special club?"
"NO!"
Reminds me of a time I flew out of Winnipeg on WestJet.
I think you know I've lauded them before.
I (as will most Canadians) will fly WestJet over Air Canada (Our other major airline) any day. So an Air Canada flight is boarding and they're doing the same thing you describe. Plus passengers, Plus Plus Passengers, Super Plus passengers, Super Duper with a cherry on top passengers.... etc. So our WestJet flight starts to board with this announcement "Now boarding WestJet flight 123 for _____. If you have a membership card of any kind. Like a Home Depot card or a Sears card or anything at all, you may now board." And they made you show them, too!
we landed at MCO looking like a million bucks. Or that it'd take a million bucks to look like we hadn't just traveled for 24 hours.
Nothing a little spackle and paint can't fix.
Love the B&W shot!
(The Fake-o-Rail; put your hands in the air!)
But clearly we did not have the VIP Transportation Pkg. because we did not leave MCO until 1:33.
Should've checked with me first.
looking like a million bucks, remember?
Absolutely! Beautiful!
(I don't always show my bra strap, but when I do, I make sure it's on the DISBoards.)

I honestly didn't notice until you pointed it out. I was A. Marveling at how pretty you look for having traveled 24 hours and B. Admiring your pretty top.
Please PM me your guess to where this was taken. Again, I've kept it easy to get you warmed up.
Wilco
I am working Wednesday pro bono.
Very nice of you.