A Very British Trip Report - Dec 2004 Day 11

Kevin Stringer

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DAY 11 SUNDAY 12th DEC

A quick reminder of those attending:

Me (Kev) and Tam my good lady wife. (Good? Lady?) Oh well, it’ll do.
Deb and Matt, trip mates for the whole duration
Mark and Mandy, along for the cruise and a couple of days before

Travelling home days are usual sad, dull affairs, but not this one! I’ve got to let it out! I went to Hooters today! Woohoo!
I know this may be a bit premature (probably a side effect of visiting Hooters), but I just couldn’t wait until later in the report.

Back to mundane matters.
We get up and complete the tiresome task of packing. The suitcases are safely tucked away in the car and then we walk around the back of the North wing of the Contemporary to have a look around. I can understand why people like to stay in these rooms; the view over Bay Lake is spectacular and very peaceful.

Matt drives us to Downtown Disney check-in at the Virgin desk. There is no one else around and the whole process takes just a few minutes. We are told that the flight is not all that full tonight and we have 2 rows of 3 between the 4 of us.

The ladies have still not had their fill of shopping, so an hour is spent scouring the shops. I can’t really blame them, I haven’t had my fill of drinking.

Deb and Matt have not been to the Port Orleans resort before, so we jump on the ferryboat for a very nice relaxing ride. We pass the treetop villas, which have not been used for a couple of years and they are looking rather neglected I’m afraid. There are even some blown over trees lying against some of them. This is a real shame as I’ve always fancied staying here. It must seem very remote and quiet.

We get off the boat at Port Orleans French Quarter and take a look around. Deb and Matt are quite taken with the place. It is much quieter and more relaxed than many other resorts.
We stroll along the riverbank to Port Orleans Riverside and look around here for a while. It’s probably my favourite moderate, very spacious, pretty and relaxing.

Another pleasant boat ride and we are back at Downtown Disney. Matt drives across to the West Side and some more shopping takes place at the Virgin Megastore. I take the time to walk across to the lakeside and enjoy the sunshine, staring across at Saratoga Springs. An anhinga is sunning itself on some rocks beside the water and I spend a few minutes watching it. It really is a strange looking bird. (Unlike the ladies at Hooters).

It’s gone past lunchtime now and Matt wants to go to Hooters to get a T shirt for a friend. Obviously I make my objection to such a plan known. How could we possibly want to go to an establishment full of scantily clad women?
We eventually find the place, which is just next door to the Crossroads. Matt parks up and we enter the wonderland that is Hooters. The servers are all young women dressed in very short orange hot pants and small tops. (The clothing, not the women). Me and Matt are like kids in a toy shop.

Our server comes up and asks if we’d like a beer. Beer? You have beer too? What a place! Would you like a 22oz? Yes please!
We then order food! My lord is there no end to the delights to be enjoyed in this fine establishment?
I have to say that after all the fine dining experiences of the last few days, it is something of a pleasure to enjoy a lunch of chicken wings and beer.
There is a football game being shown on multiple screens around the place. Can you get Annual Passes to this place? Can we park hop? The Magic Kingdom, Epcot and Hooters. Now there’s a fine day’s entertainment.

Both Matt and I buy a T shirt, under the pitying gaze of Tam and Deb. Matt also buys a calendar, which all the Hooters girls line up to sign. All too soon it is time to leave and head back to the airport. I glance back through the rear window of the car as we drive away, wiping a small tear from my eye.

At the airport the car is returned to Dollar with ease and we decide to spend our remaining time relaxing in the lounge at the Hyatt. A lady approaches and asks what we would like to drink. She may not be in quite the same category as the Hooters girls, but she looks attractive enough to me as she returns with the beer.

The flight leaves on time and we do indeed have an empty seat beside us. This allows an extra bit of room. A combination of more room and the beer enables me to actually sleep on a flight for just about the first time. I think I manage to get at least 4 hours.

The rest is just driving home and saying farewell to Deb and Matt.

It is probably the best last day of any holiday to Florida that I’ve ever had. At least as good as any day can be when you are leaving Florida.

So, what did I think of our holiday overall?

The weather – It was above seasonal average for our cruise, with glorious sunshine most of the time. Back in Orlando things were cooler with a rather chilly North wind at times. Overall I would have to say we did rather well. It would have been much worse to be cold on the cruise.

The cruise – As I have mentioned several times, it is a very different experience cruising without children. Much more relaxing and enjoyable, although we obviously missed the little monsters … er… darlings.

The Contemporary – I must say that I enjoyed it more than I expected. The position is excellent if you want to enjoy the Magic Kingdom and the monorail is a nice way of getting to Epcot. The décor in the rooms is not to my taste, but the view from our window was lovely. I don’t think I would rush to book here again, but then again, if the right deal came up I would not turn it down either.

The grand villa – I don’t suppose we will ever stay in a grand villa again unless we get an amazing slice of luck or share it with other DVC members. It’s wonderful to have all that space, the balcony is huge and the views over the lake to Epcot cannot be beaten.

Our friends – Our time with Mandy and Mark was great. It is so much fun to share your experiences with other people. Meeting up in the evening on the cruise to dine and talk about the day’s events was a very nice way of rounding off the day.
Finally, a very big thank you to Deb and Matt. We were in each other’s company for some 12 days. This is hard enough with family let alone friends, yet we got on so well that Deb is busy plotting a reunion next year.
Tam and Deb can go off on the cruise and Matt and I will stay in Hooters for 4 days. Did I mention we went to Hooters?
 
I nearly forgot. A big thank you to Matt for the excellent accompanying photographs. They really brought the trip report to life. I'm sure he will have taken many, many superb pictures of the Hooters girls. :)
 
Kevin,
Congratulations and thanks for another excellent series of trip reports. Entertaining, informative and innovative. What a wonderful thing you've come up with to ease the grief of the departure day--a trip to Hooterland. But for it to work for me I'm going to have to locate the nearest Chippendales's.
Susan
 

You done good, Kev. Another excellent report. I kept wondering when those "last day tears" would begin.
 
Hilarious as always. Sounds like a fabulous trip. It makes post Xmas blues fade away and the excitement build for our next trip. THANK YOU! puckerup:

PS Hope hubby and BIL don't read this report....told them Brits not allowed in Hooters..... :rotfl:
 
Oh dear oh dear! Why when I read all the Hooters references did a quote from Toy Story keep going through my mind :confused: ? I just kept hearing "You sad little man"... perhaps I watched the film recently. Oh well! Back to your report and your holiday - the enjoyment you had really comes through your reports and it all sounded wonderful :) !
Thanks so much for taking the time to write it all down and share it with us - and to Matt for the incredible photos - do you have any to accompany this report? (She asks hesitantly, not wishing to see pics of Kevin with his eyes out on stalks :rolleyes: )
 
hooray for hooters.

great trip report thanks so much for sharing :)
 
Still can't get Deb logged out, so once againI need to hijack her name.

Kevin Stringer said:
Finally, a very big thank you to Deb and Matt. We were in each other’s company for some 12 days. This is hard enough with family let alone friends, yet we got on so well that Deb is busy plotting a reunion next year.

Before I get into the pics, I'd like to echo these thoughts. In a rare moment of seriousness!

We both had a truly superb time, and I cannot remember laughing quite so much in my life. So much so, I only just amount managed to slip the odd beer in :drinking1 :drinking1 :drinking1 :drinking1 :drinking1

Thanks to all four of our companions for being such a riot.

Tam and Deb can go off on the cruise and Matt and I will stay in Hooters for 4 days

Or maybe convince a few to come along with us, how many could you fit in a stateroom do you think?

So to the pics.

I am afraid that as we were on the last day, I took very few pics as the camera was all packed up. But, here's one of Bay Lake, with resident wild-life...

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I'm sure he will have taken many, many superb pictures of the Hooters girls.

It is with very great regret that I am obliged to report that I have no photos of these events. However, if I sit by myself in a quiet dark room, close my eyes and try really hard I can picture them :jumping1: :jumping1:

Also, in the meantime there is always:
HOOTERS BABY, YEAH

And that, as they say, is that.

Matt
 
Thanks for the informative Hooters link. It is a source of great pride for us in the US to know that our culture (using that word loosely) is appreciated around the world. But one question--if there's a Hooters in Croatia (!!!) can't there be one in the UK?
 
kevin,
just enjoyed your 12 day report. realised on day 10 that we met you by the boardwalk quiet pool in oct 2000 if you have a daughter called India my little girl is Beth and you told me about this website and the rest is history so they say!!!
 
debbyLL said:
kevin,
just enjoyed your 12 day report. realised on day 10 that we met you by the boardwalk quiet pool in oct 2000 if you have a daughter called India my little girl is Beth and you told me about this website and the rest is history so they say!!!

Hi Debby

Yes, I do remember. Must have been in one of my few sober moments. :D
I hope you are continuing to enjoy your DVC membership.

Kev
 
Although I've been quickly dipping into your reports since you posted them, today has been the first opportunity (now the last of the Christmas visitors has gone home) for me to sit down and enjoy all of them - and Matt's photos - in one go. :D

The whole trip sounded a riot (and we wouldn't have expected anything less, considering the personalities involved :rolleyes: ) and I have now moved the cruise a couple of places higher on my wish list.

I'm just insanely jealous of the lot of you! ;)
 
Kev, thank you for taking the time to compile the trip reports. I know you were considering taking a break this trip, but you couldn't quite bring yourself to go through with it in the end, could you?
Kevin Stringer said:
We were in each other’s company for some 12 days. This is hard enough with family let alone friends, yet we got on so well that Deb is busy plotting a reunion next year
I think we were all a tad nervous before the trip, but it worked out great. My cunning plan for a reunion obviously requires some fine tuning - the "get Tam horribly drunk and she'll agree to anything" tactic can only work so many times!

Thanks to all four of you (well, and Matt, I guess) for making this my best Florida trip ever. And that takes some doing.
 
Finally got rounds to finishing your reports - as brilliant as always Mr S! And superb pics Matt!
 
Kevin Stringer, another wonderful trip report. I had quite a laugh reading it (especially the part about Hooters -- me being a girl, well, I never realized there would actually be a website for that company; will wonders ever cease? ;) ).
 
After being rudely booted out the other night from the DIS when I was on Day 10, I remembered to check back.

Today just reminds me of Adrian Mole, age 13 3/4!!

Glad we weren't subjected to the usual last day blues!!

Great reports, keep up those holidays, we love the TRs!
 
Kevin,

Great trip reports. I really enjoyed them. And the pictures....so many memories of places been to and sorely missed.

Thanks,
Andy
 





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