A plublic service announcement for men married to Canadians

[Raulandpinboy]

Beeeeeppppppppppp---- Beeeeeppppppp

This is a test of the emergency men that are married to Canadian women broadcast system...........

Canadian Women are MEAN!!! they don't listen, they think they are always right, and they never shut up.

Thank you

This has been a test of the emergency men married to Canadian women broadcast system... This was only a test... in the event of an actual emergency I would suggest remove all sharp throw-able things, leave the house, go to the nearest pool hall, have a drink with the boys, and let plenty of time go by before you go home because Canadian women are MEAN!!!

This will end this test of the emergency men who are married to Canadian women broadcast system

This test excludes Canadian Moderators.

 

[Gytchy]

Ed, what did you do now?

 

[Raulandpinboy]

All I'm going to say is where is the milk????

 

[bsbkmacgowan]

What's the Emergency Broadcast System for American Women Married to Canadian Men sound like?

This is the sort of thing that I really should have found out about 13 years ago... not that I would have changed my mind, mind you...




Now, if they'd only create an Emergency Broadcast System for American Women with Canadian Mothers-in-Law...

Now that's a system I desparately need!



Sandy
(and Bonnie & Kellie... and Brian's somewhere in Toronto still)

 

[Live_From_Little_Red]

Ed,
You've known Donna how long??? And you are just figuring this out now?

By the way it's not just the sharp throwable objects. Frying pans and small sewing machines are also fair game. Did you know that a frying pan when thrown properly will actually stick in a wall?

I know this from personal eye-witness experience. As a non-Canadian Sandy was not the projectile flinger. So don't you be pointing fingers her way.

Brian

 

[bsbkmacgowan]

Frying pans and small sewing machines are also fair game. Did you know that a frying pan when thrown properly will actually stick in a wall?

Yup, it's the truth.

Brian told me all the gory details... my mother-in-law fired a big ol' cast-iron skillet into the kitchen wall where it remained lodged.


And my sister-in-law (the history teacher-turned-lawyer-turned-veterinarian-turned-whatever-she-goes-to-school-again-for-when-she-gets-tired-of-being-a-vet... ya just know it's bound to happen...) got ticked off and fired a small "training" sewing machine into their older brother's bedroom door. Left a big ol' hole... too bad she hit the door but missed the brother... (No, it wasn't Brian!)

Canadian Women are MEAN!!! they don't listen, they think they are always right, and they never shut up.

Yup, sounds like all the women in Brian's family...!

(However, I'm not going to pass judgement on Donna!)

Sandy (et al)