You have GOT to quit using up all the funny lines on yourself! That's what the rest of us are here for!!!
Okay, quick Mai Tai story! Pre-kids, DW and I saved up and decided to take a trip to Hawaii. Early flight from Charlotte to Atlanta, then non-stop to Honolulu. I think about an 8 hour time difference, we arrive in Honolulu around lunchtime, which is late evening back home. We make it to our hotel, and they tell us our room is showing housekeeping hasn't finished with it yet (no online check-in like Disney).

We look around the lobby, and go outside to view the pool, ocean, and nearby marina.

Check again, but room still not ready! The manager offers us a coupon for a free drink each at the bar out by the pool. Okay, we can deal with that since it IS getting late back home. We both order Mai Tai's, which were quite large, and quite good!

After enjoying the outdoors, and our drinks, we try again but the room still isn't ready.

We decided to sit on one of the couches looking out the door from the lobby. Man is this thing plush, and soft, and you sit really deep in it!

DW is starting to feel the effects of the drink on top of no food since the flight, and the very long already day. She has her head on my shoulder dozing off. After a while, we decide to try again on the room. The man tells me no luck yet.

I return to the couch, and DW. A little while later, she decides to try again and still no luck.

But this time she tells me....."he offered to give us more coupons for free drinks, but I told him no."

Why in heavens name did you turn them down? Because I couldn't handle another one of those being tired and all. Uh, did you ever stop to think we didn't have to use the coupons NOW????