Reply #1 - The suite doesn't have a freezer, does it??
Reply #2 -
When hinges creak, in doorless Suites. And strange and frightening sounds echo through the ship. Whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present. Practicing their terror, with ghoulish delight!
Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Walt Suite, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our family, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now... Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Suite actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hhmm? And consider this dismaying observation, this stateroom has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way
Actually we have 1 happy haunt here, but there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers?? If you should decide to join us, final arrangements, may be made at the end of the cruise.
Hurry back, hurry back. 10% discount if you re-book now. Be sure to bring your passport and your death certificate if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now. We've been dying to meet you.