Welcome aboard!!
As a newcomer you have three high priority taskers:
(a) send
lbgraves all your personal information, name, address, kids' names and ages, hair color, drink preference, DNA sample and of course email address
(b) change your sig lest the cap'n dole out some lashes
(c) ketchup on all 3900+ pages of posts in time for chat on Friday...yes, there will be a quiz: why is
captaincrash called "crash"? is
lil'grumpy really a pussycat? which way does the Captain's (Todd) sparrow fly? is
sk8ingmom overcompensating for that whole ice skaters are wimps thing...and is she really a sleeper? how long after
sk8 moves to DC will she be arrested for sucker-punching some idiot who asks if she had running water out there in the Alaskan wilderness? where
exactly is
enna? is
justmestace the worst mom ever or just ST-challenged? are STs really that stinky? will
MR O'Blender overdo her pre-cruise primping and not be able to walk because of an overzealous waxy in addition to her mani & pedi? how many wenches are going to wear the Ariel thong? how many swabbies are going to wear those

shorts in front of the Palo window during the wenches tea? will
darth be naked for the rugby match? and most important....who will win the

posts contest--swabbies, wenches or
the Captain?