OK back from dinner and have to share something with you all, I was laughing so hard in the store that I almost had an accident. Hope you all enjoy and notice how appropriate the last one is for this group.
INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD
Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pits stops, not the weakest.
Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, LIME GREEN , orange or sky blue.
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
and drumroll please.................
Friends don't let friends wear speedos. EVER! Issue closed.
(Someone fell free to insert an earl image here)