captaincrash
<font color=darkorchid>!!!Surrender over yer LOOT!
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Nope...that was me.....so watch your back.....![]()


I gotta go now...
Nope...that was me.....so watch your back.....![]()
So...I was cleaning and Dis'ing at the same time..put dinner in the oven..opened the fridge and there it was..an open bottle of wine...so now..I have decided enough cleaning for today (not good - I have people coming over Saturday for a BBQ) and enjoying a glass of wine....it's been that kind of day anyways...went to gt my hair cut and it looks something like this now...(just not blue) ..I hate it...it's my usual hair stylist too... the words you always want to hear when the are cutting yuor hair.. "hmmm..that's not right"
Oh and another favourite line!
"It looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismoth!"
(Hopefully that won't describe our ship after Mexico!)
Chrissie
We need a Steel Magnolias viewing party!!
OMG that hurt just reading about it!! If it had been MY kid, that's what I would have done. Don't know what I'd have done with someone else's kid, though.
I've heard stories of men/boys going "commando" and getting something else stuck in a zipper.![]()
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Actually the worst possible thing happened to me yesterday. We are driving from my Mom and Dads (10 mins away) and there it was on the left-a CINNABON!!!!!
Lord help me now!!!! I used to have to go 30-40 m ins away to find one- now there's one in my backyard!
I was tearing apart the Orlando airport last week trying to find the Cinnabon. It is on the map but after exhaustive searching- it ain't there. Turns out they took it out to0remodel and it did not come back in.
The only good thing is the location of this Cinnabon might be tough to make it a go.
That would be great on the Dumbotron one night!![]()
Don't be too surprised when I put my napkin under my chin like a bib!!!![]()
I wish that I had our first cruise pictures on this computer! DD was 3 then and was so anxious to dig into dinner one night that she tucked her napkin in her dress herself. She kept tucking a bit much and ended up looking like a little Dolly Parton.![]()
One of my all-time favorite movies.
"I just want to HIT something!" "Here M'Lynne...hit Wheezer"
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We could open a store! I go size 2-8.
That's exactly what my Dsis said when she lost 50 poundsShe goes, "Laurie I could open my own department store." then she decides to give me her "fat clothes"
I deserved it too as I've done that in the past to her
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I am sooo not looking forward to full contact laundry.![]()
Yeah, you're not very intimidatingMaybe if you bring the kid's hockey stick with you
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So far my kids Dumb Move Award goes to DS8 who rode a boogie board down the steps when he was 2. Put a lovely hole in his head when he ran into the stereo speaker at full speed.
Actually the boogie board down the steps sounds like fun if you remember to put pillows at the bottomand move the stereo speaker
My dent from when I fell down the steps at 18 months old is gone
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I haven't seen a size 14 in 5 yrs!![]()
I have seen them..they are in my closest where I look at the longingly..![]()
Yeah, you're not very intimidating Maybe if you bring the kid's hocket stick with you
That would be great on the Dumbotron one night!![]()
We also had a new restaurant open locally (to our surprise). Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, or a sign that our city is finally growing up. But San Jose now has a Hooters....![]()
I am sooo not looking forward to full contact laundry.![]()
We'll need lots and lots of tissues
Arggghhh! Fellow pirates, ye've gotten the Draft to help us seek Gain in our full contact laundry cruise. Cheer up mates! We sail with the Tide!
Hey! I'm tougher than I look!