5/27/06 "Il pochi il fiero i blabbermouths" We *will* sail again Part 2

[Dancind]

This coming from the guy who, on his wife's birthday, used the phrase "smooth and fast" to describe his college girlfriend.

No, you get to keep the award today. You might need it to defend yourself.

Actually, I think that was his "collage girlfriend". Can't get too upset about a craft buddy.

Sorry, hon. Couldn't resist.

 

[Dancind]

Wad da matter hon? Don't you like being the first in line to go completely upside down and inside out?
I LOVE that coaster! Smooth and fast, just like that collage girl I used to date........


oppps.......

Just wanted to quote this before he could edit it.

He has to forgive me today, it's my birthday.

 

[kikipug]

Smooth and fast, just like that collage girl I used to date........

Hey Kev... did she 'fall to pieces' or 'come unglued' when you ended it all with her???



(Thanks for pointing that out Diana!!!)

PS... Her name wasn't "Polly Urethane", was it?

 

[tinksdad]

Hey Kev... did she 'fall to pieces' or 'come unglued' when you ended it all with her???



(Thanks for pointing that out Diana!!!)

PS... Her name wasn't "Polly Urethane", was it?

Nah! We were just "arting" around!!

 

[tinksdad]

You guys just wait until I find "the spoon"!! Then you'll be in trouble!

 

[kikipug]

You guys just wait until I find "the spoon"!! Then you'll be in trouble!

Not if I find it first!!!!!! Hmm... need to put it on the Double-Scoop cruise itinerary... "First Annual Wooden Spoon Awards" ... the Spoonies!

 

[Dancind]

You know, Ohminnie would really love this wordplay. If only she weren't in FL messing with Mother Nature.

 

[justmestace]

You guys have me in stitches! I noticed last night that Kevin wrote "collage" but part of the "guidelines" were that we were not supposed to point out spelling and grammatical errors any more........sure glad the Birthday Girl did it......she's allowed!

 

[tinksdad]

You guys have me in stitches! I noticed last night that Kevin wrote "collage" but part of the "guidelines" were that we were not supposed to point out spelling and grammatical errors any more........sure glad the Birthday Girl did it......she's allowed!

Are you kidding? She ALWAYS does it!!!

It's part of my home study program.......

 

[mickeymo]

Hey Kev... did she 'fall to pieces' or 'come unglued' when you ended it all with her???



(Thanks for pointing that out Diana!!!)

PS... Her name wasn't "Polly Urethane", was it?

Or did she give you the "brush off"

 

[mickeymo]

and were you all torn up?

 

[tinksdad]

Or did she give you the "brush off"

OMG, the "shear" amount of these "pointed" questions are "tearing" at the "fabric" of my being.......

 

[WDWLVR]

Hey Kevin did she show you her decoupage?

 

[tinksdad]

Hey Kevin did she show you her decoupage?

Wellllll, she DID have some old torn jeans........

 

[Dancind]

Too bad Alicia's pun homework was due yesterday. She would have found lots of "material" here!

 

[Dancind]

Are you kidding? She ALWAYS does it!!!

It's part of my home study program.......

Yes, but I usually try to do it PRIVATELY. Not with this group though, it would spoil the pun.

 

[justmestace]

Boy, you guys are too good for me...... my brain is an empty canvas......

 

[justmestace]

Hey Kevin did she show you her decoupage?

oooooh.....I know what SHE means!

 

[WDWLVR]

oooooh.....I know what SHE means!

de·cou·page also dé·cou·page ([font=verdana, sans-serif] P [/font]) Pronunciation Key (d

k

-päzh

)
n.

1. The technique of decorating a surface with cutouts, as of paper.
2. A creation produced by this technique.

What did you think I meant

 

[kikipug]

...... my brain is an empty canvas......

Isn't that how EVERY collage starts out???