I'm really, really dumb.
I kept putting off getting an eye appointment. I'm blind without my contacts (like legit "I see only blobs of color and run into walls" kind of blind). I can't get new ones with an outdated prescription. I'm down to two pairs... Finally called today to see if they have anything before Feb 14 (when I fly to Florida) or between March 2 and March 27 (I fly back to Florida March 28 to help a friend move cross country).
They don't have any appointments until April 4 and even that won't work, I'm somewhere in the middle of the country on that date

. I fly back home to the SF Bay Area from Seattle on April 10.
However they're amazing at my eye clinic and going to try and get me a trial pair to tide me over until my appointment (April 11). Knocking on so much wood so I don't jinx myself and have something happen to my contacts. I cannot run Princess in my glasses. Like physically cannot. I get vertigo from my glasses, but will crash into everything without any aid

. My eye doctor is definitely going to give me hell over this and I will deserve it.
Oh well. Lesson learned. My favorite eye clinic now books up 3 months in advance instead of 1 month