What do I think will happen in 2012? Funny you should ask. I just had a vision about 2012 the other day after some spicy thai food. Don't quote me on any of this.
The Olsen twins have a falling out and run against each other and get the nod for the Dem and Rep slots for President. They loophole the age limit by getting numerous blood transfusions from Cloris Leachman.
Global warming is a thing of the past as the Cubs win the World Series only to find they've doomed us all. Scientists quickly discover during the celebration that Hell actually is in the center of the earth and is freezing over.
Nostradamus will rise up out of the ground on the back of a giant white steed and procede to lose a small fortune betting on the NFL playoff games.
William Hung takes home the Tony for the role of Screech in Saved by the Bell:The Musical
Congress delays the digital television transition another 6 months.
Mexico builds a wall on the US/Mexico border.
George Cloony and Brad Pitt get divorced.
And so do the Duggars after Michelle, in a drug induced haze names their 22 child The Great and Powerful Oz.
Canada threatens to invade the US, which will cause a panic as the two parties of Congress debate if Canada is in Europe or Asia.