12 Days of Redneck Christmas

[ratsrule]

On the first day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
A possum in a tree

On the second day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the third day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree


On the eighth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Eight cows for milkin’
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Nine lady’s panties
Eight cows for milkin’
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Ten sows for sloppin’
Nine lady’s panties
Eight cows for milkin’
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Eleven pipes for smokin’
Ten sows for sloppin’
Nine lady’s panties
Eight cows for milkin’
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree


On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true True Love gave to me
Twelve drums of propane
Eleven pipes for smokin’
Ten sows for sloppin’
Nine lady’s panties
Eight cows for milkin’
Seven ducks a cookin’
Six geese a poopin’
Five gold-like rings
Four calling cards
Three tire rims
Two doves he shot
And a possum in a tree

 

[Jenzebelle]

That's wicked funny RR! Did you write it yourself?

 

[ratsrule]

Sorry I am not that talented at parody.

It was in an email going around

 

[AirForceRocks]

Too funny!!!!

 

[ead79]

 

[fklhou]

Funny