12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 2

[Jhalkias]

Who will get 5300?

 

[MommyMinnie]

One more joke then good night.

A man dies and goes to heaven. He’s new so he decides to take a tour.

The bus stops at the first compound and it is marked Catholic. Over the fence he can see people laughing whooping it up, drinking, dancing, and having a good time.

Next the bus goes to the Jewish compound (It’s an all inclusive heaven in this joke). Over the fence people are laughing whooping it up, drinking, dancing, and having a good time.

Next the bus goes to the Episcopal Compound. Looking over the fence he can see people laughing whooping it up, drinking, dancing, and having a good time.

On and on this goes for several stops. (Except the Baptists aren’t drinking).

Finally he gets to the Presbyterian section. They don’t have a low fence but a 12-foot fence. The tour group lines up and one by one they look through a peephole to see what is going on. Inside people are laughing whooping it up, drinking, dancing, and having a good time.

On the way back he asks the tour guide why they had a high fence. “Oh,” says the tour guide. “They think they’re the only ones here”.

I had to add the joke here so it would be at 5300
Nighty Night.

 

[Jhalkias]

Darn, just got 5299!

 

[lbgraves]

That was back before the internet. I don't plan to buy a set. My parents offered one of theirs to us back when DS was born and I just asked WHY? They were from the 70s when I was in school & are probably terribly out of date. They couldn't find any school or organization that wanted them. LOL!

 

[MommyMinnie]

That was back before the internet. I don't plan to buy a set. My parents offered one of theirs to us back when DS was born and I just asked WHY? They were from the 70s when I was in school & are probably terribly out of date. They couldn't find any school or organization that wanted them. LOL!

I know, That's why I can't decide. The full set is soooo expensive. But at the same time. There's something special about a bound book.

My folks have two sets, 1950's and 1970's, at their house. I guess I'll just wait to see if DD gets that Encyclopedia cover to cover fever.

 

[lbgraves]

John - The kids will LOVE the ice cream maker!!! We have Mayfield ice cream here now. They make a killer birthday cake flavor that really tastes like a cake with frosting. Warning...I have also treated them to ice cream sodas...thus the milkshakes tonight to steer them away from the soda/cafiene.
Flavors...peanut butter, chocolate....

Did you ever read.....the dictionary? My best friend in school & I would take ours out & look for new words.

Thank goodness you guys aren't asking for posts to be deleted.

 

[MommyMinnie]

Darn, just got 5299!

he he he

 

[pjpoohbear]

I think I missed something, lol.

Pj

 

[lbgraves]

You know as the cruise gets closer, we are going to have to make plans to use the chat room. I know that Penny & Cristi have been in chat on Friday night with cruise chat but it would be a little scarey with everyone there.

 

[lbgraves]

Stick around for another hour or so...at this rate anyway.

 

[pjpoohbear]

We get to use the chat room, woohoo! That isn't a punishment is it, lol.

Pj

 

[pjpoohbear]

I'm here, i'm reading and still I am lost, .

pj

 

[pjpoohbear]

You know as the cruise gets closer, we are going to have to make plans to use the chat room. I know that Penny & Cristi have been in chat on Friday night with cruise chat but it would be a little scarey with everyone there.

I always wonder if i am in trouble when my full name is used.

Pj

 

[lbgraves]

Of course we can use the chat room. There are usually groups in the other rooms on Friday night for future cruises. If we set a time I can check with the boss & make sure they aren't already being used. Regular chat is 9-10:30 EST right now....that will be changing when the new one is downloaded & ready to roll.

 

[pyramid2000]

Who's being negative? Are there folks over on the main boards giving you Mods some trouble today? Just stay here with us...we only give and an occasional bad joke.

Yeah!! What bad jokes????

 

[pyramid2000]

Wow, I was gone less than 12 hours and had 4 pages to read!

 

[pyramid2000]

Well we could plan a progressive DIS meet that starts with a stateroom tour. Start on deck 1 & visit one room in each category until we reach deck 8 & Kim's suite.

Now that would be cool!

 

[pyramid2000]

Ps. see you can put more than one idea in a post, I should get extra credit in the post count for these ones, lol.

But we need the FLUFF!!

 

[pyramid2000]

Great joke John!
You too Patsy!

I read this one today in RD:

Why is Cinderella bad at sports?


Because she has a pumpkin as a coach and she runs away from the ball.

 

[lbgraves]

LOL! DD was emailing Kim's DD & telling her about Twice Charmed. Her email went something like...Cinderella gets married for real and has a fake coach. That kid could tell that it was just a painted board I asked her about it & she said that the horses wouldn't like it on the ship & the coach is too big.