11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[lucky hiccups]

Hey miss woogal, sorry to hear your down an out i gots the cure for your bum knee, this recipee was pass down from granny.
To make this poltice do the followin

A dash of soda
A heapin handfull of cornmeal
A smigen of goose grease
A small mess of dandelion greens
A splash of sorgum
3 cups of grannies corn squeezins

Stir all the ingreedeints together except the corn squeezins

Rub poltice on to sore leg an leave on for three days, take thimble of corn sqeezins every 10 minutes until gone. Yall should be feelin better soon.

Elmer.

 

[lucky hiccups]

Holy cow I gotta run, looks like Oren got hold of my pile medicin and hes et some of it now hes actin strange. Now hes kicked over the slop jar an thars a mess all over the floor.

Elmer

 

[POOHWHORH]

It gets better I already read all 4 books/ Now I need to go back and read them again slower this time, they were really good. I told Woo the same thing it was the most excited I had been about a book in forever.

Or you could pack up books 2-3-4 and ship them to Brittani I'm just sayin

 

[POOHWHORH]

Terri: if I had that vision, I would need more that drinking going on

NOW OKIE That is were your

come and help you

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hey miss woogal, sorry to hear your down an out i gots the cure for your bum knee, this recipee was pass down from granny.
To make this poltice do the followin

A dash of soda
A heapin handfull of cornmeal
A smigen of goose grease
A small mess of dandelion greens
A splash of sorgum
3 cups of grannies corn squeezins

Stir all the ingreedeints together except the corn squeezins

Rub poltice on to sore leg an leave on for three days, take thimble of corn sqeezins every 10 minutes until gone. Yall should be feelin better soon.

Elmer.

That sounds like a hum dinger of a cure alright, right up Shell's alley

kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Holy cow I gotta run, looks like Oren got hold of my pile medicin and hes et some of it now hes actin strange. Now hes kicked over the slop jar an thars a mess all over the floor.

Elmer

I dont think I'll comment on that one

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Good night everyone,

have a good night and Shell, if you use Elmers granny's cure, dont drive and don't go near any flames PLEASE!!!

 

[LindaBabe]

Good Morning, Everyone!

 

[J&C's Mom]

Mornin' Nanas

Off to work....And I don't wanna go.. ..big baby....

Have a great day

 

[TiggerKing]

Morning Linda!
Morning Okie!

Morning Nanas! I hope that everyone is doing well this week.

I am still fighting this cold/sinus/respiratory crud that has been going on this week. Unfortunately, I can't get to the doctor until tomorrow. RT Wendy, what do I do?

Have a great Wednesday and I will check in later.

 

[disneediva]

Hot showers and lots of fluids to loosen the crud is the best home rememdy. Try Mucinex at home its one of the better over the counter crud fighters.

 

[dsparks]

Good Morning Everyone!

I can't believe that summer is almost over! Those that have already started school--it is! Time to switch from summer and focus on the cruise! I tried to get on the school web site this morning for updates and there wasn't any new information since June! Guess I'll have to call today.

Have a great day!

 

[TiggerKing]

Hot showers and lots of fluids to loosen the crud is the best home rememdy. Try Mucinex at home its one of the better over the counter crud fighters.

Thanks! I will give it a try!

 

[jollyg]

Good Morning Nana's!!

Just woke up after 8 hours of sleep!!!

I think that's the longest I've slept in over a year.

I did wake up twice during the night though......first Brayden woke up coughing and having a hard time breathing so I gave him some cough medicine and turned on the humidifier. (He seems to be doing ok this morning though?)

Next Nicole woke up crying because her legs were hurting.....growing pains I think?

Ahhhh, the joys of parenthood?!

Gotta fix the kids some breakfast then I'm off to work.

Have a great day Nana's!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Good morning everyone, gosh its quiet this morning
Usually by the time I get on line there are 3 pages to read, not 4 posts

we are cool and rainy today, suppose to clear tomorrow, just in time for our camping trip.Although it looks like we are leaving early for it, maybe even this afternoon. If Greg gets his work scheduled the way he wants we can go early this afternoon and grab a good place for the weekend for the family.

so I have lots to do today.

I will be around though, I will try and leave the computer on so I can keep up with you guys while I am working around here today.

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hi Greg

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A little chuckle to start your day






DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS ...

TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!





Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a

middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her

mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've

never seen a man go into or leave apartment. Do you think they

could be Lebanese?





Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and

Violence On My VCR?



Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even

sure the baby I'm carrying is his.



Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the

pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my

boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well

enough to discuss money with him.



Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when

confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it

would never happen again.







Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was

raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?







Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I

get out?





Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an

hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.





Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he

drank until one night he came home sober.





Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going

through mental pause.





Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex

to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in

sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?







Remember these people can vote, which probably explains the

current situation in Washington , DC.

 

[MoranClan]

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.



BCareful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREF UL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'



The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'



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[mom x4 grandma x4]

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.



BCareful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREF UL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'



The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'



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Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Just in case you need a laugh:

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews, albeit they may lack a formal higher education, have ever lacked a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.







By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
*
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Probably because auto-land is not installed on this aircraft.
*
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
*
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
*
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode has a 200 ft. per min. descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
*
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
*
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
*
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
*
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF IS inoperative in OFF mode.
*
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
*
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
*
PS: Aircraft acting funny
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
*
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
*
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
*
And the best one for last
*
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like midget pounding on

something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.