11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[woogal]

Elmer look what happened to Grandma's teeth.

http://www.metacafe.com/w/567172/

Terri, I was teasing my cousin today because he's going to be a grandpa (he's a bit older than me, but started having kids early). I showed him this video and told him "This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward to now" (I don't think he's very happy with me at the moment )

 

[POOHWHORH]

Shell I sent you a PM.

 

[disneediva]

awww thats great Woo, congrats to cuz!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

This ought to get this thread moving or at least people moving, even if its to escape my jokes


I heard this one the other day and it just tickled my funny bone:

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that
proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton
batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the
deceased.

The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always
said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'
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[jollyg]

This ought to get this thread moving or at least people moving, even if its to escape my jokes


I heard this one the other day and it just tickled my funny bone:

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that
proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton
batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the
deceased.

The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always
said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

ESTATE PLANNING 101

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

WOO HOO Top of the Page for me and I wasnt even trying

I know your all going to be very disappointed but I dont have the time to post anymore jokes for now.
Greg will be home soon and we must go to the Vet with the pups.

I know your all very disappointed But I shall return another time to torture , I mean entertain you all some more.

Kathy

 

[disneediva]

aww Kathy thats too bad

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

aww Kathy thats too bad

Never fear I shall return and I have thousands of jokes, so I wont run out

kathy

 

[disneediva]

goody something to look forward to

 

[jollyg]

Well Nana's!!

Getting up so early this morning and working most of the afternoon as left me really sleepy.

I'm going to take a power nap and check in later.......

 

[Dixielady908]

Evening all:


Well my crazy computer is at it again......I really think I'm going to need to invest in a new one....but I just dont want to spend the money right now

Kathy, actually I enjoyed both your jokes.....keep them coming.

Kinda quiet around here lately.....

have a good evening all

denise

 

[lucky hiccups]

Howdy all, been another long day in paradice, my Walmart warts are telling me theres another youngun in the cookie jar. I would bet my brother Jasper in on thus. Cnant remembur who asked, but i figur I can drive there to Floriday in two days. Well I got hog jowls and chitlins for supper and ma made up some blood puddin fro disiert, gotta go. You ever have trouble gettin your woman to qwit talkin long enough to have a little piece. I think the tooth fairy may be shot if I catch him Verna not sayin as much with no teeth.

elmer

 

[dsparks]

Good night! Watching the women's beach volleyball May - Walsh. There is another terrific team!

 

[pgfour]

Good evenin' Nanas! Just checking in before saying night-night!

Going to watch some Olympic action!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Just dropping by to say good night.

It is still 93 outside at 8:30 p.m.

Kathy

 

[LindaBabe]

Good Morning, Everyone!

 

[TiggerKing]

Good Morning Nanas and Happy Friday!

Hope that everyone has a wonderful day. Finally made it home after an hour delay last night. When I fly out of White Plains, it is never a question of "Will I be late", it is just a question of "How late will I be!"

Have a great day and I will check in more later.

 

[disneediva]

Mring Nanas

 

[pgfour]

Good morning Nanas!

Hi BFF-LA!