11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[Dixielady908]

Ok Terri, one time only to fill you in.,,,....

Me- Wendy
You- Cherie
Her- Shell
Him-Jeff
He- Greg

Got it??

Ok like I'm gonna remember this....I can barely keep up with all the "regular" names......

Hi Lorna welcome back.....glad you had a good time....fill us in on trip...

Went to the Zoo today, havent been there in years....boy...alot of walkin but it was a beautiful day and I had a good time. Went to the dolphin show....boy I can't wait to swim with them after seeing their show.

Shell: Duesey...boy he sure look's like he enjoy's the water now....even tho he had a slow start with it.

Just gonna relax and then hit the sack.....all that walkin and fresh air wore me out.

Have a good evening all

Denise

 

[jollyg]

As requested, here are pics (and a video) of our 1-year-old! We took these a little bit ago at Bow Wow Beach!

Duesey is a big boy now!!

I think the last video and pictures you guys posted was back in December and he was still a puppy!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Evening all,

Shell, love the pictures. its funny I was looking at the same exact water toy this morning in Petco. Looks like he loves it.

well its over 100 outside right now, this is the 3rd day in a row for us in the triple digits we take the dogs out to go pee and right back in, no playing or walking until late tongiht and early in the morning.
My son who lives in the Dalles Oregon is expected to get 108 today
He and his dogs are staying at the river to cool off. he doesnt have AC, just fans.

we just watched Pirates of the Caribbean. At Worlds End. Now its my turn to pick another movie for after dinner.
will check back soon,

Elmer if you lived here today you could fry that fish outside without a fire


Kathy

 

[LindaBabe]

Good Night, All!

 

[dsparks]

Thanks for the clarification Wendy!

Good night!

 

[woogal]

Verna's got sum tupperwear parti goin on at the neybors, I hopes she dont buy nothin. I'm tryin tu save all are money to git us on the cruz.

Elmer, you know, your cruise is already paid for, so what do you need money for? Did you know that when you get there they give you something called a Key to the World? Basically, it pays for everything! No, really! Trust me!

 

[woogal]

Shell, love the pictures. its funny I was looking at the same exact water toy this morning in Petco. Looks like he loves it.

Kathy, believe it or not, I found that at Big Lots. They had a bunch of them for $2 ... best $2 I ever spent! I may have to go back and get some more. Seems like all the dogs at the park love it!

 

[woogal]

I could just take Duesey's ears in hand and plant him a great big kiss right on his muzzle! Too cute!

It's almost impossible to NOT do that when you see him

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hi all,
just watched Over The Hedge.
Nowtot see whats on TV, still 88 outside at 8 p.m.

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Shell, my jokes are much better than Vernas
Sorry Verna, you did good but I did better


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
De-calf-anated

A rope walks in a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve ropes here." Rope walks out, frays one end and ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar. Bartender asks, "you the same rope that was just in here?" Rope responds, "nope...I'm a frayed knot"

Wouldn't dyslexia be lysdexia to a dyslexic?

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

True To Life Sayings





1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an
impressive new book. It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay
People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss... the Pope only
expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up,
the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of
course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines & a
large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip
me off I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn
signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription
for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he
is and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told
him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a
Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I
want to bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never
point the wrong way.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?


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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?


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11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam.

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17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

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18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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19 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Ok Verna,
lets see ya beat them jokes

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I'm so close I'm going to go for the top in 2 posts.


Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

This should be it!!

Top for me

 

[Missus hiccup]

gmornin my frends!

i started reading lots of posts and see a bunch of you use funny little marks after what ya wrote so im gonna try it out!!!! that was an xclamation markin there!!!! and there too ill read more on the dots and dashes and the funny curly q ones to use em right!!!! seems im gonna get a first class edjucatin from you fine folks!!!! men dont cotton ta smart women in these parts but im what ya call a reble

hi kathy!!!! i cant top your joke makin and you have to be the smartest person in your hole state fer makin all them jokes up yourself you should run for president like our mr bush hes smart like that to!!!! ill try and come up with a few more but i cant promise nothin
ok time i was gettin along i have to so socks and find some spare shoe leather for Elmer and the children we dont wanna stick out as yokels on the cruise and nothin says yokel like a worn out set a mudstompers haha

before i get along tho i really wanna fit in woth the group of women that are on her alot i see they play a game and call theirselfs other names like her and she and stuff coukd me and Elmer be called yuns maybe thatd be real fun if we could

bye for now gonna milk a cow thats a funny rime kathy ill git there

 

[dsparks]

Good Morning Everyone!

Nothing going on today except Elizabeth comes home today!

Topping the high 80s today so I think I'll take a book and enjoy the pool today!

Have a great Sunday!

 

[disneediva]

Morning Nanas,
Its quit and hot here this morning...

Verna, our group is the BFF-BLL Club, lets see if you can hang with us (or if you already are I'm just sayin)

Thank you Terri I think I love you too..

 

[woogal]

Good morning Nanas Another beeeeee-u-ti-ful day here in NE Ohio ... 80 degrees, blue skies ... ah! Have 6 loaves of zucchini bread in the oven with another 6 ready to go as soon as those come out, then all my orders will be filled! WHEW!