11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[favoriteslave]

I know a joke, but its from TREY.


A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird s**t?

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

 

[TiggerKing]

I think they said the occupancy limit was like 12 or 15......its 5 bedrooms...the more the merrier!

Accept we're going to be there after the cruise, Dec. 6-13.

If no one rents it for the Thanksgiving week holiday they said they would rent me just the two days we need on Nov. 27-29 before the cruise?!

Thanks, I'll let Lisa know that we will be heading down early!

 

[dsparks]

OK so I called Mikey to get the pro's answer and he says anytime before or even during breakfast is fine...but to remember pace yourself people (i.e. Mutt) ita a long day if you are not a pro

Heck, he'll be fine as long as he's out of the sun!

 

[TiggerKing]

You know, these are all really valid questions and concerns. Usually, when it comes to drinking etiquette, I refer to Mikey since he's been in the Pro Series for years. Now if I know Mikey well enough, I'm going to guess his response to the timing that it can start anytime after 9am. So we'll go with that, k?

So I put everything into a spreasheet ... 5 cabins in a row, 1 blender per cabin, 4 drinks per blender full ... so we should be on track to make about 20 drinks per batch. BUT it gets even better, because Kathy and Bob are in our neck of the ship, and neither of them drink, so that raises the blender-full to consumption ratio by nearly 100%!

You're assuming that Kathy, Greg, Lisa and I are going to let you all anywhere NEAR our cabins!

 

[lvstitch]

Ok I have a question for all you parents of furry kids.
What do you do for a nail that has split a sliver off the side, just hanging there and the top nail across the top is missing too?

I will try to cut off the hanging nail but will have to wait til Greg is here to help me hold her still. But I am worried about infection for the rest of the missing nail. it isnt bleeding but looks like ot should be. nasty looking and is very painful for her. limping and tries to lick but hurts too much so she stops.


I am trying to find a vet to call and ask but am curious if anyone has treated this problem for their animals and what you did?

Thanks, Kathy

When it comes to their nails I always let the Vet take care of them. Their nails are so sensitive I won't go near them.

 

[TiggerKing]

I know a joke, but its from TREY.


A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird s**t?

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

That's funny...VERY funny!

 

[dsparks]

Hi everyone! It's happened again--everytime I leave the house for a while everyone gets on and posts! Made a trip to the zoo for the morning. Elizabeth and Stephanie leave for WDW on Saturday.

Great joke Tonya!

Are you guys really going to pack blenders? and fly? You really are going to have to pack light!!!

Check back later.

 

[jd99]

Told ya! Why don't you ever listen to The Woo?!

HI BFF-VA!

No - YOU said that everyone was in coat and tie....or a coat with no tie or a tie with no coat. This merely says "Dress Shirt" - nuttin about a tie!

 

[woogal]

Sorry, guess I am still having a bad day All I know is if you don't pack any bras I have a way better chance at winning the cleavage contest

 

[woogal]

Ok I have a question for all you parents of furry kids.
What do you do for a nail that has split a sliver off the side, just hanging there and the top nail across the top is missing too?

I will try to cut off the hanging nail but will have to wait til Greg is here to help me hold her still. But I am worried about infection for the rest of the missing nail. it isnt bleeding but looks like ot should be. nasty looking and is very painful for her. limping and tries to lick but hurts too much so she stops.


I am trying to find a vet to call and ask but am curious if anyone has treated this problem for their animals and what you did?

Thanks, Kathy

Happened to Guido once and the vet put a plastic protective "nail" over the quick until the nail grew back in.

 

[woogal]

Check this out Woo! I vote for a ladies sleeveless tank if available. I always sews the sleeves up anyways!

It's not available, I've already checked.

 

[woogal]

You're assuming that Kathy, Greg, Lisa and I are going to let you all anywhere NEAR our cabins!

You have no choice. I'll hop over the rail and around the divider if I have to. And QUIT TRYING TO ACT SO MACHO ... you know as well as I do that LISA'S the one in charge and she LOVES US

 

[woogal]

No - YOU said that everyone was in coat and tie....or a coat with no tie or a tie with no coat. This merely says "Dress Shirt" - nuttin about a tie!

WELL ... I suggested a tie only. That counts!

 

[jd99]

WELL ... I suggested a tie only. That counts!

I know and I still love ya.

As it turns out I am taking the jacket. All it took was my wife telling me how good I look in it and I caved. Without bringing the tux, there's plenty of room in the bag for dress clothes.

 

[Dixielady908]

You know, these are all really valid questions and concerns. Usually, when it comes to drinking etiquette, I refer to Mikey since he's been in the Pro Series for years. Now if I know Mikey well enough, I'm going to guess his response to the timing that it can start anytime after 9am. So we'll go with that, k?

So I put everything into a spreasheet ... 5 cabins in a row, 1 blender per cabin, 4 drinks per blender full ... so we should be on track to make about 20 drinks per batch. BUT it gets even better, because Kathy and Bob are in our neck of the ship, and neither of them drink, so that raises the blender-full to consumption ratio by nearly 100%!

thank goodness I know that in your neck of the ship it will be blender noises and not something else going on in thoes rooms

 

[MoranClan]

Hey Jeff,

I will be arriving Sunday at 9:30am in Pittsburgh. Will be there all week for meetings in the New convention center...

What is there to do at night?

 

[Dixielady908]

That would be 11:00 p.m. central time. See, midnight Eastern is 11:00 p.m. Central.

actually I knew that!!!!! I was just checking to see if you did!!!!!

 

[jd99]

Hey Jeff,

I will be arriving Sunday at 9:30am in Pittsburgh. Will be there all week for meetings in the New convention center...

What is there to do at night?

Hey Bobby!
Where are you staying? I'm assuming the Westin or Marriott close to the convention center. If so, make sure you eat at a restaurant called Eleven which is nearby. You are also close to the Strip District which is the market district of Pittsburgh but also has a ton of bars and restaurants. If you are looking for a place to watch the Yankees, there is a bar called the Sports Rock very close to the convention center.

If the Pirates are in town, you really should go see a ballgame at the stadium. The team s*cks but the stadium is magnificient - one of the best in the U.S. A couple of other restaurants in the area with good stuff: Ceviche, Sonoma Grill and Pittsburgh Fish Market. There's a Morton's not too far, a Capital Grille and McCormick and Schmick's too and a Ruth's Chris a tad farther. If you are over by the stadium for a baseball game, Hyde Park Steakhouse is incredible. Even if you don't go to a game, you can walk to this place or it's a short cab ride.

You can also head up to Mount Washington for good food and great views (Monterey Bay Fish Grotto is my choice here) - this is a cab ride. Or go to the South Side (also a cab ride) for tons of small taverns, clubs, bars and restaurants. You want to be on Carson Street around 18th street and then just walk up and down. There's also a large development - South Side Works - with chain stores, movie theater, chain (Cheesecake Factory) and local restaurants. ONe of my favorites in this area is Brucschetta which I think is around Carson and 19th. Closeby is an authentic Tiki Bar.

Too bad we'll be away or I'd meet up with you for a night. Have fun.

 

[MoranClan]

Hey Bobby!
Where are you staying? I'm assuming the Westin or Marriott close to the convention center. If so, make sure you eat at a restaurant called Eleven which is nearby. You are also close to the Strip District which is the market district of Pittsburgh but also has a ton of bars and restaurants. If you are looking for a place to watch the Yankees, there is a bar called the Sports Rock very close to the convention center.

If the Pirates are in town, you really should go see a ballgame at the stadium. The team s*cks but the stadium is magnificient - one of the best in the U.S. A couple of other restaurants in the area with good stuff: Ceviche, Sonoma Grill and Pittsburgh Fish Market. There's a Morton's not too far, a Capital Grille and McCormick and Schmick's too and a Ruth's Chris a tad farther. If you are over by the stadium for a baseball game, Hyde Park Steakhouse is incredible. Even if you don't go to a game, you can walk to this place or it's a short cab ride.

You can also head up to Mount Washington for good food and great views (Monterey Bay Fish Grotto is my choice here) - this is a cab ride. Or go to the South Side (also a cab ride) for tons of small taverns, clubs, bars and restaurants. You want to be on Carson Street around 18th street and then just walk up and down. There's also a large development - South Side Works - with chain stores, movie theater, chain (Cheesecake Factory) and local restaurants. ONe of my favorites in this area is Brucschetta which I think is around Carson and 19th. Closeby is an authentic Tiki Bar.

Too bad we'll be away or I'd meet up with you for a night. Have fun.

Thanks Jeff,

We are going to PNC on Wednesday night, Cant wait. I just have to find a place to smoke cigars at night, then I will be happy...

 

[woogal]

Hey everyone! I'm doing a market study and competitive market analysis on Payson, Arizona, population 15,000. Anyone wanna help?!