11/28/2009 - 12/5/2009 Nana Nation 2009 - The Nana's Ride the Seas Again

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

2 IN A ROW FOR THE LADIES



Theres sure alot of dust blowing around here tonight

Hows your breathing Greg??

kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Boy this is a lot of work tonight

But tomorrow the 08 thread will hit their mark and go to their 4th thread already.
I want us to get there too!

So it is more than just getting to the top of the page. this is for allof us to get toour 2nd thread fast.

I didnt have time to download more photos, so I am using my joke supply.

I know it is torture but we all must make sacrafices for the good of the group

kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Bear jokes 01
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

This is Greg practicing his dancing for the sail away party

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Dog jokes 01
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

this is more my dance style for the lmao:

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Don't you wish you could fall asleep that easily.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Looks like nobody else is around tonight


It's only 11:15 eastern time?

greg your always up late, where are you??


Brantley, you post late some evenings, where is everyone??

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Centipede jokes
Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with chilblains!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?
Half a centipede!

What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A sentrypede!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long to put his boots on!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot!

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Sorry gang but i want to hit the top one more time tonight.

Bear with me.


It will all be over soon

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I wonder if I am setting a record for the most posts in a row??
kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

It finally is cooling off enough to turn off the AC and open the windows.

Need to save on the electric bill when I can.


kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Grasshopper jokes
What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups!

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
Chimney Cricket!


kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I have lost count but it cant be much farther.

wonder if there are any lurkers out there tonight??


kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Another one for the ladies

Now I will relax and quit torturing you folks


Good night everyone,

Kathy

 

[POOHWHORH]

this is more my dance style for the lmao:

Could not sleep so I thought I would check out the boards and I am lmao

 

[POOHWHORH]

This is Greg practicing his dancing for the sail away party

I think I see Mutt, Bobby and Jeff in the background and one of them is dressed as a lady

 

[jollyg]

But unfortunately
you only ended up with 4 tops to my 5!!!

the guys still rule the board today!!!!