11/28/2009 - 12/5/2009 Nana Nation 2009 - The Nana's Ride the Seas Again #2

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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I'd stop eating chocolate, but Im NO quiter!
 
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!"
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well thats all from me for awhile.

Soon I will need to fix some dinner.

Plus I need to catch up the banana count before we start a new page:thumbsup2


we may still make it tonight if I get a bit more free time tonight or one of you does:goodvibes


Later,

Kathy
 
my goodness...you have been busy:goodvibes

I really need to do some computer work tonight...I'll keep checking back!
 
Hi Jeff:wave:

I bet you are right...they book quickly and sell quickly! But I bet they will be nice.
 
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