11/24/07 We are Better Than Leftovers!!! Nana Head reunion

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Gift for Snow White
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,

"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".

 

[woogal]

Oh man ... that was baaaaaaaaaad!

 

[HollyTyler]

Hey everyone, I know your not interested but I just got my docs for next months 3 day cruise!!








Just had to rub it in a little!!

CONGRATS!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Ok, I have even worse jokes I can post unless we get some more posting here now and then. Got to keep us on page 1.

So if you dont want a bunch more bad jokes folks you'd better start posting alittle more!!

 

[woogal]

A Blonde is a little overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a
day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor.

"No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping".

 

[woogal]

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

 

[J&C's Mom]

This is for all the jokes:

At this rate, I won't be drinking anything on the ship-since I am apparently down 50 drinks thanks to my cat......and now today we had a refrigerator repair man come because our icemaker and freezer don't work......need a new part.....drum roll pleeeese.... ....to the tune of $500--help we are drowning here!!!

On a positive note, the cat is doing great..pee peeing in big spots in the pan now..not just dribbles .

Got to work this weekend...will catch up with you all on Monday... ....have a great weekend.....

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Okie,
good to hear your cat is doing better now. sorry about the frig.
It is the same here. everything is fine then boom, everything goes wrong and costs a small fortune, then we're all set for a few months again.

it is really hot here today. 85 at my place. way too hot for me.
Greg did get all the mulch spread after work,s o the beds look good.

well off to do the dishes

 

[LadyShiva]

At this rate, I won't be drinking anything on the ship-since I am apparently down 50 drinks thanks to my cat......and now today we had a refrigerator repair man come because our icemaker and freezer don't work......need a new part.....drum roll pleeeese.... ....to the tune of $500--help we are drowning here!!!

On a positive note, the cat is doing great..pee peeing in big spots in the pan now..not just dribbles .

Heya... your fridge must be colluding with my fridge. We had the same problem, 2nd repair guy got a gas sniffer, and we found out the coils in the freezer are leaking freon. Before you pay, you might want to make sure you don't have the same problem; the compressor on our LG was originally replaced and the freon refilled because when we got it home, it didn't cool. Less than 6 months later, freezer completely defrosted.

Also glad your kitty is better!

*wave*
Brandie

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Just dropping by to say good night and to give us one last bump for the night.
will chat a bit with you tomarrow.

 

[J&C's Mom]

Heya... your fridge must be colluding with my fridge. We had the same problem, 2nd repair guy got a gas sniffer, and we found out the coils in the freezer are leaking freon. Before you pay, you might want to make sure you don't have the same problem; the compressor on our LG was originally replaced and the freon refilled because when we got it home, it didn't cool. Less than 6 months later, freezer completely defrosted.

Also glad your kitty is better!

*wave*
Brandie

Thanks Brandie...I will let my DH know this info

 

[HollyTyler]

A Blonde is a little overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a
day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor.

"No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping".

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Happy saturday everyone,

well the sun is out brightly and I finally dug out the shorts. I was roasting in jeans the last couple of days.

No special plans around here this weekend. we are pooped from working in the yard every evening all week long, so need a nice quiet day today. May go see a movie sometime this weekend.

Enjoy your weekend everyone

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Here is a little something to make you go Eewww, thats a bad joke!!
Once we get some real posting going on i won thave to resort to these bad jokes.


Hard working Penny

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner - first class all the way... The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away.

One night, after they had been at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the heel on her left shoe broke throwing her off balance. If that wasn't enough, the ship chose that moment to tilt to the left. As a result, Penny was thrown overboard. A hue and a cry were immediately raised, and after about five minutes they found Penny. Hauling her aboard, the ship's crew realized that it was too late, poor Penny was dead.

Normally, they would have done a burial at sea, but as I said before, Penny was a very conscientious girl, and had written a will. In it, she specified that she wished for her body to be cremated, and kept in a jar on her parent's fireplace mantel. Her wishes were fulfilled, which just goes to show you that a Penny saved is a Penny urned

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Lunch time and I am still all alone here so sad.

 

[LadyShiva]

Lunch time and I am still all alone here so sad.

I'm trying to get my letter to my brother in Marine Boot camp done... So far, that has involved a digital camera, a replacement battery for a mouse, 2 phone calls, 2 printers, and at least two hours trying to find the right words... Then the hubby has to go get stamps and send the thing off!

Geez, nothing like Gavin's (my brother's) day, but it's only 11 and I'm already stressed!

*smile* *wave*
Brandie

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Brandie, good to hear from you , sorry your stressed today.
take a deep breath and try to relax.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

where is everyone

 

[runa00]

hey all just seeing how everyone is doing! missing the thread and the cruise!

dave and i are moving next thursday (well im moving, hes in chicago!) so things are crazy for sure!

check in with everyone later!