Twas Two Weeks Until Cruising
Twas two weeks until cruising
and all through the land
Nanaheads were dreaming
of cocktails and warm sand.
Some of the Nannas were packing away,
While poor ol' Mutt was trying
to assign the Question of the Day
Kathy had deck 4 snoozing on her mind
While Cheri, Kim and Shell packed rum, beer and wine
We'd checked in and boarded and pulled out our stash
In preparation for the long-awaited Nana-head bash
When out on the deck there arose such a party
All heads were a-turning to see bananas a-coming?
People were running and screaming in fear,
when the momma banana with a whip did appear
The Nanas weren't fearful when Mom came into view
She yelled "EVERYONE! PORT SIDE! SO OKIE CAN SEE YOU!"
The twins from NC with their families in tow
Knew the Nanahead party was not far to go
Cheri should have trained harder
to get us where we were going
20 miles from St Thomas
she got tired of rowing
Mutt stared at Treys bottom
with envious glances
His fears were well founded
as Trey accepted the advances
Kim was such a nice girl
They all said she was sweet
all it took to corrupt her
was the nanahead meet
The sisterhood claimed her
her reputation in tatters
she cried out in defiance
"Full Frontal Nanity!--thats what REALLY MATTERS!"
The ship was top heavy, that was the news
The only solution was to ditch some of Christine's shoes
No motorcycles allowed Rick was told
So off to the dog house he did go…
When Rick found this out, he loudly yelled, "Fudge!"
Thank goodness Christine wasn't there to judge.
Oh but she's always there
so you men in speedos better beware
On Formal night the women where eager to please
so they packed their hefty bag dresses with poofy sleeves
Bill, Brantley and Jeff....objects of womens affections....
chicks all dig guys with the rogaine connections.
Lets not forget Terri and Sue and Melanie and Dawn...
Their nanas intact but their innocence quite gone.
They've arrived at the ship with a drink and a smile.
Soon they'll be sailing with an ah-peeling style.
And Josh was quite grown from way last year back
An engineer soon, chasing girls in The Stack
And as we get ready,
For this most wonderful cruise;
All they could think about,
Was getting some booze.
And Josh will too
When he has kids to raise.
They make you tired
And put your mind in a haze.
The drinks were really flowing
Popping corks, tapping kegs
When in walked Ron
With his bare sexy legs
The other men were shaking with fear
Christine, Paris & Brit had to stop drinking to stare.
But oh wait, a shout from above
It was Cinderella and oh she was in LOVE
Would his fantasies and dreams finally come true
Oh what would Ron do?
So, with all of that said
You can see why we're here
Cruising only gets better
When you're with friends you hold dear
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