11/24/07 We are Better Than Leftovers!!! Nana Head reunion Part 4

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I had the following joke in my email. I thought it was pretty good, and it will up our post count too!!!!

Why men don't write advice columns...

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Sheila Usk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Howdy Nanas!

Just checking in to see if any of you have seen your docs yet? We're out 5 days after you and I'm just wondering when I can start bugging my TA!

Hope you're all packed and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Hi Jaime,
I would say call your TA, our Docs came over a week ago and we still have acouple of weeks to go.

Have a great time,
You better be coming in 08 !!!
Kathy

 

[theostwalts]

Hey Kathy!!!!!

The previews for American Gangster look pretty good. Everyone I know who has seen it liked it. Since you give it a too, I think we will try to see it too.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Is anyone else nervous about meeting one another? Or is that a Brit thing?

I feel like I'm preparing for a blind date that's going to last 7 days..............with overnight visits and all

How could you possibly be nervous about meeting us nana heads?
I am a sweet granny who threatens people with one of my 2 whips if they dont post enough.

Bill only bites when he is backed into a corner or you try to take his monkey away.

Shell, well I gotta be honest about her, just take the S in her name and it speaks for itself

Okie cant see you coming if you stay on her right, so she is no problem.

Jeff, well he is a quiet family man who according to his own posts today will go out of his way to avoid you at all costs


Cheri, well she will be so busy running around deck4 you'll never catch her, not that you'd want to until after she showers

Tonya,
she will be sleeping it off for most of the cruise so no worries there either.


As for all the new people I havnt a clue but us repeat nana heads are just everyday , sweet, quiet, responsible people


kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hey Kathy!!!!!

The previews for American Gangster look pretty good. Everyone I know who has seen it liked it. Since you give it a too, I think we will try to see it too.

It was a good story but of course has some nudity and one particular 4 letter word is used quite often, but that actually fits in with the bad guys. I'm sure in real life that is the way they talked to each other.
Since it was based on a true story that happened during my younger adult life it was quite interesting to me.

 

[joelidol]

i think that this will be my last post for the night,
Night all!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Good night Josh,
hope you got your paper shortened ok,
see ya tomarrow,

Kathy

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Kathy-You're too funny...............

Hi Wendy Did you see my post about the door sign? You gotta go!!!

Nana Nation: Love to you Off to do some more cruise stuff

 

[woogal]

Ya think Jeff???
One is a beautiful number..

OK, apparently you want me to say it on this board too ... so ...

BITE ME

 

[woogal]

Hi Kim Wanna be my BFF now that Wendy is being mean to me?

 

[dsparks]

I thought I'd check in quick before I sign off for the evening. The family came over for a few hours. HAD to play with Elizabeth, Skylar isn't feeling well, working on another fish extender , have to help Skylar type up a paper, taping Life is Wild and watching Amazing Race.

No library tomorrow due to Veteran's Day. What will I do with extra time? hmmmm....

I know I wasn't on the cruise last year, but I feel after one year on the boards that I can't wait to meet everyone in person!

Annual passes are the way to go to WDW very often (this year a 2 day hopper is over $100): Sept 06 7 days; Nov 06 11 days; Feb 07 7 days; Aug 17 days. So on last year's annual pass we had 42 days. I don't know to figure it out but that also included trips to the water parks and Disney Quest which makes the cost even less.

Well, got to go. Catch 'ya tomorrow.

 

[magicsgirl]

Judy and I are sitting here squealing about the full moon on 11/24! Ken just took the girls to see Fred Claus and I'm still being a slug. Need to get up and get going!!!!

Night, everyone!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

just for your info,
everyone pulled together and posted OVER 800 posts this weekend

Maybe by tomarrow evening we will hit 14,000
I cant wait to see who it is!!

I probably wont be back until tomarrow I have some letters to write.
hard to believe but there is life besides this cruise
Can't believe I said that

night all,

Kathy

 

[mickeyworld]

Off to be since I posted at 4:30 am, I have done my job and then some....
night to all nanas
Judy

 

[disneediva]

Sorry Shell, Kim is my BFF, did you not hear her say I am on her door sign

Now Shell, don't be spiteful just cause your team sucks...

 

[woogal]

@#$(*$ *&#$(* @(%&*#$^&^@ &^#$*LSU Tigers

 

[fourfoxesinpa]

I sure would love to but don't think we can make it for a week. May end up doing a 4 day Wonder instead. I just found out that I won 2 RT first class tickets on Northwest and the kids are hoping we'll use them to go to Disneyland, Legoland, etc. in California this summer with those tickets. So, vacation budget must be spread out. Unless I can win another sweepstakes. Maybe 2009?

Have fun guys! And drink a banana daiquiri for me.

Jamie

Hi Jaime,
I would say call your TA, our Docs came over a week ago and we still have acouple of weeks to go.

Have a great time,
You better be coming in 08 !!!
Kathy

 

[Jaime]

Starting on November 12, the "Cinderella's Holiday Wish Stage Show" will take place in front of the castle at 5:45. Immediately following this performance, the 'Castle Dream Lights' will be lit featuring over 200,000 twinkling lights draped on the towers and turrets.



OMG!!!! can't wait to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!! I have to see this...for everyone who went to MVMCP party...is it true you can enter the park before 7:00 on you party ticket? The CM on the phone said she thought you could enter at 4:30???

 

[J and C's Dad]

Hi Okie

Tell Josh and Rick we need an answer from both of them.

Rick will probably wish he could of been there to see the first harley made and have breakfast with the inventor himself, maybe he would of given him a motorcycle

kathy

No I sorry Harley's aren't for me ....... I need a fast and furious bike

for the QOD ..... 1950's living in a small close nit town ..... no crime, malt shop on the corner. Alot of tree in front of the houses, clean sidewalks, people saying hello to everyone.

Who I'd eat dinner with ........ hmmmmmmm ....... my hero .......... the one who can answer all my questions ..........

 

[J and C's Dad]

Hey all...we had a very busy day....packing, shopping, visiting my mom at the nursing home, and best of all.....we bought a new camera Let's hope this year I don't lose it!! For those of you who weren't with us last year, I 'lost' our camera-all 250 pictures of our cruise....GONE!!

NICE CAMERA !!!!!

So ................ if you
are looking for a
nice camera that will
not cost
you anything ........ just
follow Okie around
after the cruise.

I think last
year it was
between 3 and 6
o'clock when
it was lost.