mruhaak
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9800 Posts!
My work here is done!!!!






and here's some more banana's for good measure!
9800 Posts!
My work here is done!!!!
Not to your face. . .![]()
Just kidding!!!No one ever notices what people wear unless they're crawling around under the tables!
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Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena my wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because last time I'd ended up in the hospital, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!
btw...cool pics of CC, Mel...... brings a tear to me eye....... I wanna lean on Mt Rustmore...
Just talked to Kenny Tarmak, I mean Woo....shes stuck in ALT., AGAIN.....(crep, and I ordered a pizza)
Oh well...wish her a comp flight everyone....wish hard!
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Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena my wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because last time I'd ended up in the hospital, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!
Hey, who wants to see the Raddison??? Anyone? anyone???
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=...80.610659&spn=0.008098,0.021093&t=k&z=16&om=1
You can also see a McDonalds across the street!!!! YAY!!!
There's also a street view where you can see a picture of the Raddison. Sadly, I couldn't see the port from the hotel...
I have a very important question for everyone....
Do you think it is OK to wear flip flops to dinner on causal night? I am just finishing up my parking list and I could cut down on lots of shoes if I wear flip flops. What will you guys be wearing on casual night? Also will you guys be wearing the same clothes thoughout the week?
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Okay, girls, this is what we will say everytime we see each other, "My, have you lost weight? You look fabulous! I think you are even thinner than this morning! Can I buy you a drink?"And then we will drink!
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Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena my wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because last time I'd ended up in the hospital, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena my wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because last time I'd ended up in the hospital, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!
I dunno Cheri....El-Tigre was pretty short. I think he noticed alot that went on below...
Kim, there is a boat-load of talented people in our Band-O-Nana's. If you meant me, woohoo! I'm fattered (that was no typo, I was lazy this week) actually flattered....no problem on the help(always willing to lend a paw) but there's tons of creativity on this board---second, third and tenth opinions are always a plus, dear....
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btw...cool pics of CC, Mel...... brings a tear to me eye....... I wanna lean on Mt Rustmore...
Just talked to Kenny Tarmak, I mean Woo....shes stuck in ALT., AGAIN.....(crep, and I ordered a pizza)
Oh well...wish her a comp flight everyone....wish hard!
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Christine, your WM story is priceless, LOL funny!![]()
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OH...one of my students was walking to the bus when I grabbed her and scared her to death!![]()
Me: "Are those BANANAS all over your backpack???"
Scared girl: (oddly frightened look) "yyyes."
Many thoughts went through my mind, but the car pick up line had too many witnesses. The kid left with the backpack in tact. But I have a plan.![]()