11/24/07 We are Better Than Leftovers!!! Nana Head reunion Part 3

[magicsgirl]

You guys make my day! We live in a crazy world, and I like it!

So, now, I'll put my suit back on and head to the sixth grade orchestra concert. DD is cheering and DH is there with her across town. Tonight, I'm going to come back home try to get rid of this headache and stomach ache. No awards for mother of the year tonight!

 

[cruisemutt]

Kim, I go to the remedial scrapbooking door magnet school of thought. I go to AC Moore and by VERY cool Disney themed paper. Then, I apply Disney stickers of fun characters and cruise themed pics (coconut drink with straw...) Add magnets to the back, and voila!

No stress, less mess.

you could have told me this before I did sketches, thumbnails, layouts, comps, finished and color corrected door signs. geez

Cheri, oh Cheri.... you cant buy my help. I'd consider it fair trade for all the workout advice. Btw...been debating this.... should I post a before/after pic? It would be really embarrassing and you could all laugh--haha--and make sport of the mutt. I know the concept is a little...uh...campy---yes, campy...but I'm willing to throw myself off that bridge if it inspires people (or scares them).

Lemme know

 

[joelidol]

Okie, how ya doing?

Mommy's at work...

 

[woogal]

In my best Church Lady voice ...

Well, here I am, just a rule-abiding passenger, wanting to get home on my appointed flights, buuuuuuut I can't. No no, can't do that.

Hmmm ... what airport can I always count on to screw me out of getting home on time?

Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

ATLANTA???

 

[woogal]

Hang in there Shell. Got my fingers and toes crossed for a free flight in first-class (all 24 of them! ).

First Class?! On a flight from Atlanta to Akron? First class is in the cockpit I think!

(I'd bet cash that my flight will be cancelled tonight. Oh Bobby??? Are you lurking??? Can I come stay at your house tonight???)

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

just a little something to put a smile on your faces and add anothe rpost to our count.


WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'


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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

 

[joelidol]

Christine, your WM story is priceless, LOL funny!

OH...one of my students was walking to the bus when I grabbed her and scared her to death!

Me: "Are those BANANAS all over your backpack???"

Scared girl: (oddly frightened look) "yyyes."

Many thoughts went through my mind, but the car pick up line had too many witnesses. The kid left with the backpack in tact. But I have a plan.

If you need any plans, I have some in the "D" section of my file cabinet... "Diabolical"...

- Josh

 

[woogal]

Hooray for me. Now we're playing musical gates (this is called Step 1 of trying to get out of Atlanta).

Have I mentioned I hate this friggin airport? (please feel free to substitute "friggin" for another word ... except you, Josh. I want to keep you innocent )

 

[pgfour]

In my best Church Lady voice ...

Well, here I am, just a rule-abiding passenger, wanting to get home on my appointed flights, buuuuuuut I can't. No no, can't do that.

Hmmm ... what airport can I always count on to screw me out of getting home on time?

Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

ATLANTA???

Well isn't that special.

(Like you didn't anticipate that!!!)

 

[cruisemutt]

Woo....I lit the Akron beacon....(hehehe....get it?).....follow the light...follow the light...little dog is waiting....

 

[joelidol]

I honestly believe that we are staying at the top of the threads now! No page #2 for us!

 

[joelidol]

(please feel free to substitute "friggin" for another word ... except you, Josh. I want to keep you innocent )

You people know me too little...

 

[cruisemutt]

OH NO....I just remembered that the beacon is grail shaped....oh bad...bad wicked naughty zoot......anyone? anyone?

s'up Josh?

 

[joelidol]

Nothin' Bill you?

 

[cruisemutt]

same ol, same ol.... you know... school, chicks, hangin out....oh wait.... thats you. I'm done with school, I only have one chick and when you get my age....lots of stuff hangs out.....friggin age....

 

[woogal]

Ah, Step 2 is complete. Now we're taking a different aircraft than we were 10 minutes ago ...

 

[cruisemutt]

Shell? Should I gas up the Solara? I'm bringin lil dog with me.

 

[pgfour]

First Class?! On a flight from Atlanta to Akron? First class is in the cockpit I think!

A girl can dream. . .

 

[cruisemutt]

A girl can dream. . .

between you, Christine, Robin and Kathy....I'm gonna pee my fur.....

 

[woogal]

Wow, ATL just sent me for a loop with a SECOND gate change! Boy oh boy, this is gonna be a fun night ...

Honey? Let's think about this ... 10 hour drive to Atlanta, pick me up, 10 hours back ... Yeah! I think I'll get home quicker! (OK, I need to stop tempting fate here ...)